The truth assumed here is unquestionable, so let us speculate as to Nelson's nefarious motives, while we are still able to learn from them.
The truth assumed here is unquestionable, so let us speculate as to Nelson's nefarious motives, while we are still able to learn from them.
I hear that Todd Stewart fella is in on it, too!
You're going to have to define "mean" before I can explain "learn."
Wat does 'learn' mean?
And leave the Thai Buddhists out of this.
Two words for you, Coo Kies.
The Light Side does not have, nor did they ever possess, cookies.
Or is it that Jason just wants to take our cookies, and the devil has promised him he can have them?
Stop confusing the issue with your double-speak!
Confusing poodles doesn't take double-speak. It only takes words...
Don't make me start posting Hero builds. I'm serious, I'm so sincere.
Huh...that means you're aligned with the devil, but not Jason...
Wheels within wheels...I expected to find hamsters inside of them, not poodles.
Huh...that means you're aligned with the devil, but not Jason...
Wheels within wheels...I expected to find hamsters inside of them, not poodles.
Would a reference to how I roll be too many puns in one thread?
I happen to know for a fact that Jason Nelson is really Mr. Wilkenson (not to be confused with Arthur Slugworth).
And he is allied with Willy Wonka.
Too...many...puns? Those words can't be used in that combination!
I demand that Jason show up and confess his plans, or the puns will never stop!!!
Especially all of those subtle easter eggs that he implants subliminally within his texts that gets past the editor and publisher. Definitely don't trust that guy. Beware the Ides of Nelson.
Anybody who uses a bio blurb like this has GOT to be in league with the Devil:
Good catch, Kirth. Clearly an instance of the wolf-sheep's-clothing (no, not the dumb monster).
Perhaps you could also spare a few for a fellow American who's down on his luck.
I happen to know for a fact that Jason Nelson is really Mr. Wilkenson (not to be confused with Arthur Slugworth).
And he is allied with Willy Wonka.
Very good. Tell us more, Watcher.
EDIT: Failed to post a long time ago.
Perhaps you could also spare a few for a fellow American who's down on his luck.
I hates ta see a chicken cry so much...{smack, smack, smack} dat I hasta putem outta dare misery...
Who is this Nelson guy, and why does he want to side with me?
Pokes around in SRW's pockets
Watch it! That's were I keep some mousetraps.
Sir, you must have me confused with some other thematically red thieves.
"You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak."
Willy Wonka.
Also from Through the Looking-Glass, And What Alice Found There
Chapter II: The Garden of Live Flowers
by Lewis Carroll [1832-1898]
Jason Nelson!
Whoa! I thought it wuz Daisy Mae there for a sec...
are you saying that Paizo is the Devil?
We would never say that.
...
Would we?
Jason may side with the devil, but I do not side with Jason.
Make it stop! Make it STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
Aberspamer?
If Jason Nelson thinks I'm just going to forget about this and go away quietly,
then Jason Nelson is wrong.
I have "acquired" a document that might shed light on Jason Nelson's motives, and would be willing to sell it for the right price.
Give that back!
Or we will be forced to take drastic measures.
Oh, I'm as willing to hand said document over to you as I am to any one who's willing to strike a deal.
Motive?
The REAL question is what alignment Jason Nelson is?