Why does Jason Nelson side with the Devil and want to force you to do the same?


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The truth assumed here is unquestionable, so let us speculate as to Nelson's nefarious motives, while we are still able to learn from them.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The truth assumed here is unquestionable, so let us speculate as to Nelson's nefarious motives, while we are still able to learn from them.

hides his marbles


I hear that Todd Stewart fella is in on it, too!

Grand Lodge

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Wat does 'learn' mean?


You're going to have to define "mean" before I can explain "learn."


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Wat does 'learn' mean?

And leave the Thai Buddhists out of this.


Two words for you, Coo Kies.

The Light Side does not have, nor did they ever possess, cookies.


Or is it that Jason just wants to take our cookies, and the devil has promised him he can have them?


Stop confusing the issue with your double-speak!


Confusing poodles doesn't take double-speak. It only takes words...


Don't make me start posting Hero builds. I'm serious, I'm so sincere.


Huh...that means you're aligned with the devil, but not Jason...

Wheels within wheels...I expected to find hamsters inside of them, not poodles.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Huh...that means you're aligned with the devil, but not Jason...

Wheels within wheels...I expected to find hamsters inside of them, not poodles.

Would a reference to how I roll be too many puns in one thread?


I happen to know for a fact that Jason Nelson is really Mr. Wilkenson (not to be confused with Arthur Slugworth).

And he is allied with Willy Wonka.


Too...many...puns? Those words can't be used in that combination!

I demand that Jason show up and confess his plans, or the puns will never stop!!!


Especially all of those subtle easter eggs that he implants subliminally within his texts that gets past the editor and publisher. Definitely don't trust that guy. Beware the Ides of Nelson.


Anybody who uses a bio blurb like this has GOT to be in league with the Devil:

Spoiler:
From the old Save My Game column: "Jason Nelson-Brown is an active and committed Born-Again Christian..."


Good catch, Kirth. Clearly an instance of the wolf-sheep's-clothing (no, not the dumb monster).

The Exchange

I am so lost here.

The Exchange

Can I just get some coo kies?


Perhaps you could also spare a few for a fellow American who's down on his luck.


Watcher wrote:

I happen to know for a fact that Jason Nelson is really Mr. Wilkenson (not to be confused with Arthur Slugworth).

And he is allied with Willy Wonka.

Very good. Tell us more, Watcher.

EDIT: Failed to post a long time ago.


Beggin Bogie wrote:
Perhaps you could also spare a few for a fellow American who's down on his luck.

Hoboken?!?!


I hates ta see a chicken cry so much...{smack, smack, smack} dat I hasta putem outta dare misery...


Who is this Nelson guy, and why does he want to side with me?


Pokes around in SRW's pockets


Watch it! That's were I keep some mousetraps.


Sir, you must have me confused with some other thematically red thieves.


Is it too late to change the name of this thread to, "I DEMAND THAT JASON NELSON APPEAR HERE AND ANSWER THE CHARGES TO WHICH HE IS GUILTY"?

Scarab Sages

Maybe if we look in the mirror and say his name 3 times.....?

Scarab Sages

Jason Nelson!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Is it too late to change the name of this thread to, "I DEMAND THAT JASON NELSON APPEAR HERE AND ANSWER THE CHARGES TO WHICH HE IS GUILTY"?

"You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak."

Willy Wonka.

Also from Through the Looking-Glass, And What Alice Found There
Chapter II: The Garden of Live Flowers
by Lewis Carroll [1832-1898]

Scarab Sages

Jason Nelson!

Scarab Sages

Jason Nelson!

Spoiler:
If he really shows up I'm gonna freak


Jason Nelson!

Scarab Sages

looks into mirror

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


Whoa! I thought it wuz Daisy Mae there for a sec...

Scarab Sages

She ain't here, but I do think I saw her in that thread with all the poodles.

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The truth assumed here is unquestionable, so let us speculate as to Nelson's nefarious motives, while we are still able to learn from them.

are you saying that Paizo is the Devil? but i know of a good source that he has sided unquestionably with Paizo


Montalve wrote:
are you saying that Paizo is the Devil?

We would never say that.

...

Would we?


Jason may side with the devil, but I do not side with Jason.

Scarab Sages

Make it stop! Make it STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!


Aberzombie wrote:

Make it stop! Make it STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

Aberspamer?

Dark Archive

CourtFool wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Make it stop! Make it STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

Aberspamer?

snow derangement syndrome.


If Jason Nelson thinks I'm just going to forget about this and go away quietly,

then Jason Nelson is wrong.


I have "acquired" a document that might shed light on Jason Nelson's motives, and would be willing to sell it for the right price.


Give that back!


Or we will be forced to take drastic measures.


Oh, I'm as willing to hand said document over to you as I am to any one who's willing to strike a deal.


Motive?

The REAL question is what alignment Jason Nelson is?

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