| Full Name |
Abner Z. Yokum |
| Race |
Formerly Human (Hillbilly) |
| Classes/Levels |
Commoner |
| Gender |
male |
| Size |
6'3" |
| Age |
19 |
| Special Abilities |
Evade Matrimony |
| Alignment |
Lawful Stupid |
| Deity |
Fearless Fosdick |
| Location |
Dogpatch |
| Languages |
Hillbilly |
| Occupation |
Mattress Tester (after a short run as Crescent Cutter -- too demanding) |
| Strength |
25 |
| Dexterity |
10 |
| Constitution |
18 |
| Intelligence |
8 |
| Wisdom |
3 |
| Charisma |
18 |
About Li'l Abnerzombie
Thanks to Aberzombie, Li'l Abner, and Am'r'kun femunists for their inspuration!