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Sebastian's True Identity wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Of all of these, I think Roneism seems to make the most sense. Convert now! Our operators are standing by!

It's true. Rone grants me my spells.

Forget the wolf, worship me!

Pfff... you've got no health plan. Get outta here.

Bah, I will just sue you and take your health plan.

Join the true church, worship me!

The Jade wrote:

Of all of these, I think Roneism seems to make the most sense. Convert now! Our operators are standing by!

It's true. Rone grants me my spells.

Forget the wolf, worship me!

Try being the scapegoat of everything that has gone bad for the last six thousand years!

Urizen wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Time to go back to work, take care of Solnes while I'm gone Uri. ;)

You don't need me to corrupt her. You've done fine work, sir. :P

HEY! I'm not corrupt! :D

You were corrupted when you friend requested me.

I am the only poster worth following

Careful...you never know what you might awake.

Get back in your pit!

Have fun.

How does this sound for a deal, you give me your soul and the document in exchange for your choice of hellish realms.

Well lawyers have been proving I exist for centuries, so it's about time.

Give that back!

Jason may side with the devil, but I do not side with Jason.

You should check out the "Why are PCs forced to side with the Devil" thread. That's turning into a "was Hitler evil" debate. I predict it will end well and to everyone's satisfaction...

Evil is relative, unless it is applied to pony lawyers.

Yes you are.

It is no such thing! But it is lemon butter and garlic in a cast iron skillet.

Come here little fishy. I have a nice warm bed made for you.

Or maybe they are hoping to escape pony lawyers. They never learn.

torches poodles and smiles at the scent of burning fur.

This looks like fun.

Write faster slaves!

Me wants to see precious, but me afraid it's NSFW...

Just a peek wouldn't hurt.

You only think it's your plan.

To much hankey pankey going on off-line.

Sebastian's True Identity wrote:

This is a cease and desist order. Anyone who posts in this thread will face the wrath of Hell's best lawyers.

Why did they said you then?

Because I'm the only one who can read your writing.

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This is a cease and desist order. Anyone who posts in this thread will face the wrath of Hell's best lawyers.

Tiny Tina wrote:

Oh look an angel. Am I dead? Is this thread dead?

I wonder if I will see myself when I die...

No but you will see me.

I should stop before I get a flamewar started with my blasphemy, shouldn't I?

I've never been concerened about it before.

Sebastian's True Identity wrote:

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Holy Word

Slay Good

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Yes it is. That is what makes it so funny.

Tebow who?

Look, what you do in the pivacy of your own home is your buisness. But don't talk about it here okay?:)

I love being officially endorsed by the pony as his chosen successor.

The pony is a lie. There is no spoon.

I am so awesome everyone else left.

Blood sacrifice post

Starts stomping aliases left and right.

TRUMPET!!!

Foolish elephant.

In order to facilitate the use of vacation time by employees, all time spent in the bathroom will be charged against your vacation bank.

You know you want to join us.

David Fryer wrote:

At the risk of invoking nameless horrors, I just have to share what I found on the WoTC website.

Wizards of the Coast wrote:

D&D Player's Strategy Guide

D&D Rules Supplement
James WyattOne hundred and sixty pages of D&D hotness!

The D&D Player's Strategy Guide is aimed at D&D players who crave the envy of their gamer peers. If you want a character that’s jaw-droppingly cool, this book is for you. It provides tips and tricks for optimizing your D&D characters—to make them more awesome and fun to play at the game table.

In addition to character optimization tips and player advice, this book includes entertaining sidebar essays written by celebrity gamers and a distinctive comic art style unlike other books in the D&D game line.

Clearly someone at WoTC has determined that munchkins and WoW gamers are their cheif market. I may buy it just for the comics, but that is about it.

Must...not...comment...

You know you want to.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Oh delicious! Want some, angel fi...

Umm.

Hide the sushi, guys.

I think this is wrong.

Not nearly as wrong as it easily could be.

You have no idea what funny is!

Lucky says get yo ass back to the charm factory.

You don't want to watch this video.

I will assume his warning had something to do with Sebastian.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

So, there is a certain thread welcome a certain new member to the staff of a certain company that we all know and love, and I have to share something about it.

** spoiler omitted **

Wow, just wow.

Sebastian wrote:

. Your cult is filled with the dregs of the boards.

Hey now!

*hic*

Thas close to shand ..

*hic*

Sand ...

*hic*

Slander, buddy. I'll get that pony lawyer to sue yer ass, shee?

*hic*

You know I'm right.

Ha ha ha, fools.

Sebastian's True Identity wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:

I have done it! I have mastered the ability to make posts invisible!

Cool! Can you make the Pet Shop disapper?

I haven't even been able to make Perry ze Platypus disappear. What makes you think I can fix that mess?

Oh well.... I guess we'll just have to nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

If you do that then I get their souls! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Not to sound calous, but I couldn't care less. Besides, some of 'em don't even believe in souls. ;)

That will only mae the irony more delicious.

Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:

I have done it! I have mastered the ability to make posts invisible!

Cool! Can you make the Pet Shop disapper?

I haven't even been able to make Perry ze Platypus disappear. What makes you think I can fix that mess?

Oh well.... I guess we'll just have to nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

If you do that then I get their souls! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!