Sebastian's Law Ninja's page

Or we will be forced to take drastic measures.

Don't be late.

Won't somebody think of the children!

That's why we had to replace the last guy.

Sebastian's Law Ninja wrote:

There's me.

Good, I need you to sue someone for me.

Sorry I'm on retainer already. I've already been hired by, let's see, anyone who Pont DuPont might want to sue.

There's me.

Sebastian's Law Ninja wrote:

Jack, we need to be proactive in dealing with drug abuse. Find someone we can send to rehab. I don't care if they have a drug problem or not.

Barbara, the secretary in HR, has a bottle of Tylenol at her desk. Maybe it's time for an intervention.

rubs hands together Excellent!

Jack, we need to be proactive in dealing with drug abuse. Find someone we can send to rehab. I don't care if they have a drug problem or not.

Make sure to pillage before you burn.

Offer of service in suing the Jacks.

In hell there is no morality and therefore no reason to punish the wicked.

Not for long.

Cease and desist immediately.

The One True Sebastian wrote:

Oh yeah, that's original.

Well, it is nice to reciprocate.

I'll deal with this. Hands CJ a restraining order banning himfrom the thread

And me!

I wanna dance with somebody

Come on guys. Just nine more pages and we pass the Jacks.

You

[bad martial arts movie dub]There can only be one ninja in this thread. This calls for a duel to the death. [/bad martial arts movie dub]

David Fryer wrote:

first post

gah. Ninjaed

Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja! ;p

Face my wrath.

Stabs secretlyreplacedwith in the back with a clone-bane dagger All finished here. Where's the next target?