Colonel Johnson's page

*humps The Monday Monster*

Whoops sorry about that, I was aiming for granny.

Emperor7 wrote:

Naughty nurse takes over?

I was a nurse once. A 'Head' nurse.

I was a Chief Surgeon once.

I say.

You there! Colonel! Let's see that vendor's license for that tea.

*whips it out*

I say, is it time for high tea?

ahhh.....ahhhh.....ahhhhCHOO!

Anyone seen my cookie?

Teagan, the Tengu wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Teagan, the Tengu wrote:

Jacobs' Old Girlfriend wrote:

*Quack*

No cranes, ducks or geese allowed in here!

*holds up sign:Now Teagan, any and all peckers are allowed in here*

o.O Peckers?! Surely you jest.

Yep

*plays with a shiny bead*

You know what my granson asked me today?

Well I was on the porch wearing nothing but a shirt and he stopped by to visit. He asked me why I was only wearing a shirt and I told that yesterday I sat on the porch wearing only pants and that my neck got stiff. Well after I told his granny that she reccomended that I only wear a shirt today. Well, I think her idea worked as my pecker is stiff.

Anyone seen my johnson?

What the?

Should I cut a hole in the wall?

Where'd they go?

Am I invisible?

I can still see you. Um, you might want to put some clothes on or something.

Could've sworn I saw a pair of nuts around here.

The truth assumed here is unquestionable, so let us speculate as to Nelson's nefarious motives, while we are still able to learn from them.

hides his marbles

This place looks good for a siege. Now where are my privates?

Oy, I believe they jus' rolled under me chair.