mmmmmmmm.......bbbrrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsssssss!!!!!!
WE NEEDS BE STARTIN' A FIGHT I GARUNTEE!
Is this where I sign up to get vaccinated?
Somebody called me?
Oh GAWD YEAH sugah britches! Let Granny open 'er mouf and hit wid dt sweet luv spew again!
Is this where I sign up to get vaccinated?
RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR OVA YONDER!
~Door is labled buthcher~
BEAR BE GOOD EATIN
DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD
I MEANT BEAR BE GOOD FOR DINNER, AS A GUEST, YEAH THATS IT
All this barfing makes me want gumbo. Cajun is good eating... I mean its fun to eat Cajuns, yeah that is it.
*WRRAAAWWWKKK!* I thought he'd never leave.
Now, where are my minions, errr... I mean troops?
I've never done, er, taken orders from a bird before.
Have you not heard? I thought that in fact everyone had heard.
Even I know that the bird is the word! Speaking of birds, I need to nest somewhere. Warm.
That last nest was full of chocolate easter eggs.
That last nest was full of chocolate easter eggs.
Those my special alchemist bags! I trying to keep them birds from getting too common! You still got them?
*WRRAAAWWWKKK!* I thought he'd never leave.
Now, where are my minions, errr... I mean troops?
I've never done, er, taken orders from a bird before.
There was that time I dressed up in a sexy chicken suit...
There was that time I dressed up in a sexy chicken suit...*WRRAAAWWWKKK!* I thought he'd never leave.
Now, where are my minions, errr... I mean troops?
I've never done, er, taken orders from a bird before.
Yeah, but I peeked. ;)
Make it stop! Make it STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
That last nest was full of chocolate easter eggs.Those my special alchemist bags! I trying to keep them birds from getting too common! You still got them?
BURP
Nope...
SNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
SNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Insert Yellow>
I'm upset because I've been in the OT Army for a little over a year, and no one listens to my brilliant ideas!
They hate my brilliant ideas so much that they're keeping me in the archives!
Why don't you share some of your ideas with me over a nice hot bath?
I can bring the ... cocktails.
Mmmmmm....MRE
Scrambled egggggggggggggggggggggggggs!
ON YOUR FEET!!!
YOU ALL HAVE......5 F$%%IN MINUTES TO WAKE UP, S#@#, SHAVE, BRUSH YOUR NAISTEY FANGS AND BE DOWNSTAIRS IN FORMATION OR I'M GONNA SMOKE EVERY SORRY ASSED ONE OF YOU LIKE A CHEAP F*~!IN CIGAR!!!
OKAY, PRIVATES!!! I'M GOING TO GO PAY A VISIT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOTHERS! WHEN I GET BACK I WANT THIS BARRACKS SPOTLESS!!! IF NOT, I'M GONNA SMOKE YOUR SORRY SACK OF s&&! ASSES UNTIL YOUR DEAD f~%%ING LIPS CURSE MY NAME IN THE GRAVE REPEATEDLY UNTIL JUDGMENT DAY!!!Wait... Commissioned officers don't have to listen to your b~%*@#~%, right?
I'M NOT SCARED O YOU YOU GODMODDING SACK O SHEEAT! DROP AND POUND THE GROUND! I WANNA SEE A SILHOUETTE SHAPED HOLE OF YOUR SILLY ASS ALL THE WAY TO CHINA!!!
Sgt! You've been sorely missed around these .... parts.
Sgt! You've been sorely missed around these .... parts.
Heh heh. Speaking of... sore parts... I think it's time the drill sergeant did some... drilling.
Has anyone seen Mr. Tiggles?
INCOMING!!!
Hey man, can I like, get promoted?
YES! I'VE PROMOTED YOU FROM USELESS PIECE OF S~#+ TO KP!
YES! I'VE PROMOTED YOU FROM USELESS PIECE OF s@!* TO KP!
Whoa... that's harsh, man.
GIT YERR ASS DOWN THERE AND DO SOME DISHES, PRIVATE NYBORG!
GIT YERR ASS DOWN THERE AND DO SOME DISHES, PRIVATE NYBORG!
Could I get something to eat first, man? I've got the munchies...
Reporting for duty! Sorry for the delay, the experimental procedure that allowed me trade my ability to blink for an incremental increase in strength took a little bit longer than expected...guess that's all you can expect from army docs.
CAN YOU EAT A SIZE 11 JUMP BOOT? WITH YOUR A!~ H!@#!!!
CAN YOU EAT A SIZE 11 JUMP BOOT? WITH YOUR a~& h!~&!!!
Heh heh. It's funny you should ask...
CAN YOU EAT A SIZE 11 JUMP BOOT? WITH YOUR a%! h%!#!!!
*snicker*
You said a*% h!~#!!!.
*snicker*
KERNEL SANDERS! PRIVATE CHONG! DROP AND GIMME 20!
Mmmmm.....brainnnnnssss.
OH DAMN YEW! YOU KNOW MILITARY INTELLIGENCE IS A F+++IN OXY-MOWRON!!!
Aaaahhhh! Friendly fire! FRIENDLY FIRE!!!Mmmmm.....brainnnnnssss.Cleanup in sector eleven!
*SHABOOM*
There you go boys, fresh cooked and piping hot! Mweeheeheeheeheehee!!
That's the best kind.
HEY! FRENCHY! YOU DROP TOO!