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ulgulanoth wrote:

infiltrates the OT army for no reason

"so...?"

Espionage, I see. How good are you at smuggling? I need something from the mess hall. I hunger for frank and beans...

Dark Archive

not so great, but i'll try getting that stuff from the mess hall...


Excellent, soldier. And while you're at it, the mayonnaise too. Miracle Whip. Thick 'n' creamy...

Dark Archive

*goes to the mess hall but gets lost and end up in the far real*


Jilly Bean wrote:
I'll be camp entertainment if she's too goody for it...How's it going Boys? ;)

All I need is a bottle of Jim Beam & a Cigar.


Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
Excellent, soldier. And while you're at it, the mayonnaise too. Miracle Whip. Thick 'n' creamy...

My mayonnaise is thicker than usual....


Capt. Tight Pants wrote:
Capt. Tight Pants Reporting for Duty....Heh, I said duty.

Capt Tight Pants, after you are done strutting about the office, call the MPs and report a rather obvious looking spy on base. This is easier than "Stratego"...


Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Capt. Tight Pants wrote:
Capt. Tight Pants Reporting for Duty....Heh, I said duty.
Capt Tight Pants, after you are done strutting about the office, call the MPs and report a rather obvious looking spy on base. This is easier than "Stratego"...

Sir Yes Sir!!


Capt. Tight Pants is my Senior Officer.


Commander Aberzombie, 1st Undead Horde, OT Army, reporting for duty.


Lieutenant Taig wrote:

Capt. Tight Pants is my Senior Officer.

That's correct, leftentant.

Commander, you arrive at the right moment! Send your undead horde out to scour the base for a spy and a dancing dwarf. I mean...there *are* limits!


A little too light in the innuendo.

I wonder if the Rear Admiral will be able to work with a zombie Commander.


HORDE! PREPARE TO MOVE OUUUUUTTTTT!

MOVE OUUUUUTTTTT!


Lieutenant Taig wrote:

A little too light in the innuendo.

I wonder if the Rear Admiral will be able to work with a zombie Commander.

What's that about being light in the loafers, leftenant?


Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Lieutenant Taig wrote:

A little too light in the innuendo.

I wonder if the Rear Admiral will be able to work with a zombie Commander.

What's that about being light in the loafers, leftenant?

From what I've heard, sir, you're outside my pay grade.


I'm also outside of your league, leftenant. Don't worry about me, however. Leave that to Capt Tight Pants!


Moves out to search for spies.


Moves out to search for spies.


Moves out to search for spies.


Moves out to search for spies.


Get bck to work you slackers. The WTF thread isn't going to fill itself.


I want to be seen green
Wouldn't be caught dead, red
'Cause if you are seen green
It means you got mean bread

You've got to be seen green
To show that you're stuff's layed
If you're not seen green
You better be wearing jade

Oh, you've got to be seen green
Don't tell them your cupboard's bare
That you gave up one week's feed
To pay for your colored hair
Oh, oh, oh

*Nibbles on some roots and leaves.*


Lieutenant Taig wrote:

A little too light in the innuendo.

I wonder if the Rear Admiral will be able to work with a zombie Commander.

I like the Commander's style. He's very ... stiff ... in his delivery.


Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
Lieutenant Taig wrote:

A little too light in the innuendo.

I wonder if the Rear Admiral will be able to work with a zombie Commander.

I like the Commander's style. He's very ... stiff ... in his delivery.

You're out of line again, Admiral. Hit the showers.

I'll join you in about 5 minutes.


Reporting for duty!


I need a promotion, so I can get more shower time.


Private Stash wrote:
Reporting for duty!

LOL. Awesome.

Drill Sergeant! We've got another recruit! Be sure to give him a thorough working-over.


Where's the showers on this compound? I hope the soap are solids; not liquids. Much more ... lather.


Camp entertaiment reporting for duty.

The Exchange

This place needs a good smiting. Where is that Paladin at Law?


Soldiers, take aim at that angel of violence. She has threatened our headquarters with smiting.


Thish army shucks.

The Exchange

Colonel Kernel wrote:
Soldiers, take aim at that angel of violence. She has threatened our headquarters with smiting.

You boys are singing my song. Begins firing bolts of celestial energy from her crossbow.


Man the artillery!

And that's not a double-entendre... Seriously, those big cannons (not the ones in your pants), go over there and load your balls into them and start shooting!


Snöôplatin!

Dark Archive

Colonel Kernel wrote:
go over there and load your balls into them and start shooting!

ROTFLOL

The Exchange

wow we have an army who'd thunk it


Crimson Jester wrote:
wow we have an army who'd thunk it

Care to sign up?


Recruit! You are not wearing proper fatigues. I demand that you disrobe ... immediately.

The Exchange

Colonel Kernel wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
wow we have an army who'd thunk it
Care to sign up?

My clown brethren shall waste you all mwahahahaha

beware the mimes of march!!


*stabs CJ with a bayonet*

Umm.

Ew.

Did I just do that?


I will take care of this clownish interloper myself. I've seen their kinds at circuses. They liked to be ... stuffed ... in the rear ... of the car.

The Exchange

*It tickles *

Stop it!!!


I got somding that will tickle you

Dark Archive

*returns from the outer real*

well... who whant's these snacks?


My, that's a nice ... spread ... you have on display. Don't mind if I do gorge myself ... on those frank and beans.


Crimson Jester wrote:

*It tickles *

Stop it!!!

Sounds like you need another spanking ...er... stabbing!

Dark Archive

no, no, go ahead, though i don't recomend the mayo


Let me be the judge of that ... <smacks lips>

What is your rank, solider?

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