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Scarab Sages

1st Zombie Horde post


Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote:

KERNEL SANDERS! PRIVATE CHONG! DROP AND GIMME 20!

*drops his trousers and gives the Sargent $20*

Just a typical Wednesday for me.


Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote:
HEY! FRENCHY! YOU DROP TOO!

Sigh, dropping is futile in the grand scheme of things. Though you may build muscle and discipline now, it will only rot away as we are doomed to die. The fleeting life we live now shall only give way to a bleakness that you cannot turn away from.

Soon enough, we shall all drop.


DOWN......UP! DOWN....UP!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!


Excuse me! Yoo-Hoo! I have a pear that needs attended to. Right here.


SQUID BOY! GTFO OF MY BILLETS!


Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote:

DOWN......UP! DOWN....UP!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!

This is hard, can we stop now?


Pain is just weakness leaving your body!!!


Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote:
HEY! FRENCHY! YOU DROP TOO!

Oooh! Will these pushup thingys increase my strength or con any?


YES. FOR YOU SEE, HAVING ME AS DRILL SARGENT IS THE EQUIVALENT STATISTICAL CHANCE OF ROLLING THREE SIXES FOR THOSE STATS.
NOW DROP AND BEAT YOUR F!*%ING FACE UNTIL YOUR CHARISMA IS 4.


Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote:

YES. FOR YOU SEE, HAVING ME AS DRILL SARGENT IS THE EQUIVALENT STATISTICAL CHANCE OF ROLLING THREE SIXES FOR THOSE STATS.

NOW DROP AND BEAT YOUR f@*#ING FACE UNTIL YOUR CHARISMA IS 4.

But my charisma is already a 2 (I really needed those points!).

/shrug
ONE DRILL SERGEANT!
TWO DRILL SERGEANT!
etc.
etc.


RE

Spoiler:
cumbent!


we. sull. wesull.

Sovereign Court

Pauly Shore wrote:
we. sull. wesull.

"Nuke. Here. Nuke here." Nuke here!! Okay!!

BOMBS AWAY!!!


3998 DRILL SERGEANT!
3999 DRILL SERGEANT!
4000 DRILL SERGEANT!

Am I close to getting that extra strength point yet?

The Exchange

Smurf the whole world.

Sovereign Court

Crimson Jester wrote:
Smu^f the whole world.

*pushes the button*

Mweeheeheeheeheeheehee!!

*SHABOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!*

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