KERNEL SANDERS! PRIVATE CHONG! DROP AND GIMME 20!
*drops his trousers and gives the Sargent $20*
Just a typical Wednesday for me.
HEY! FRENCHY! YOU DROP TOO!
Sigh, dropping is futile in the grand scheme of things. Though you may build muscle and discipline now, it will only rot away as we are doomed to die. The fleeting life we live now shall only give way to a bleakness that you cannot turn away from.
Soon enough, we shall all drop.
DOWN......UP! DOWN....UP!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!
Excuse me! Yoo-Hoo! I have a pear that needs attended to. Right here.
SQUID BOY! GTFO OF MY BILLETS!
DOWN......UP! DOWN....UP!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!
This is hard, can we stop now?
Pain is just weakness leaving your body!!!
HEY! FRENCHY! YOU DROP TOO!
Oooh! Will these pushup thingys increase my strength or con any?
YES. FOR YOU SEE, HAVING ME AS DRILL SARGENT IS THE EQUIVALENT STATISTICAL CHANCE OF ROLLING THREE SIXES FOR THOSE STATS.
NOW DROP AND BEAT YOUR F*#&ING FACE UNTIL YOUR CHARISMA IS 4.
YES. FOR YOU SEE, HAVING ME AS DRILL SARGENT IS THE EQUIVALENT STATISTICAL CHANCE OF ROLLING THREE SIXES FOR THOSE STATS.
NOW DROP AND BEAT YOUR f@*#ING FACE UNTIL YOUR CHARISMA IS 4.
But my charisma is already a 2 (I really needed those points!).
/shrugONE DRILL SERGEANT!
TWO DRILL SERGEANT!
etc.
etc.
RE
we. sull. wesull.
3998 DRILL SERGEANT!
3999 DRILL SERGEANT!
4000 DRILL SERGEANT!
Am I close to getting that extra strength point yet?
