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I believe green is the official color of this thread.


SOUND OFF!


Lieutenant Taig all present and accounted for, sir!

(My pants are green)


*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.


I refuse to be camp entertainment, I want equal rights!!! ;)


I'll be camp entertainment if she's too goody for it...How's it going Boys? ;)


Universal soldier #1 wrote:

*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.

Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.

Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?


Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Universal soldier #1 wrote:

*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.

Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.

Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?

Like my green pants...


Lieutenant Taig wrote:
Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Universal soldier #1 wrote:

*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.

Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.

Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?

Like my green pants...

o.0

Lord, there's one in every unit.


AT MOTHER F##@ING EASE, YOU SORRY SACKS OF S!$@!!! YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR RABBITY ASSED MINDS!!! WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE YOU SORRY ASSED HIPPIES DOING IN MY BARRACKS!?!
YOU!!! THOMPSON TWIN!!! WHAT THE F%&* EVEN ARE YOU!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT A SKUNK F!+@ING YOUR SKULL? DROP!!!


Lieutenant Taig wrote:
Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Universal soldier #1 wrote:

*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.

Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.

Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?

Like my green pants...

"Bring me my brown pants!!"

puke and snot


DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!! THE ONLY BROWN ON YOUR DAMN PANTS IS GONNA THE S@$+ IN YOUR NUTHUGGERS WHEN I'M DONE SMOKING YOUR SORRY ASS LIKE A CHEAP CIGAR!!!


Drill Sargent Vulfunberger wrote:

AT MOTHER f~#*ING EASE, YOU SORRY SACKS OF s%&~!!! YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR RABBITY ASSED MINDS!!! WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE YOU SORRY ASSED HIPPIES DOING IN MY BARRACKS!?!

YOU MUST ALL BE HERE ON THE CLINTON PLAN!!! YOU!!! FLOCK-O-SEAGULLS!!! WHAT THE f~#* EVEN ARE YOU!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT A SKUNK f~#*ING YOUR SKULL? DROP!!!

Sergeant, Sir? You forgot to tell us what comes from Texas. And, just in case you were wondering, I have no horns.


Sir, with all due respect, it's "Drill Sargent Vulfunberger." I'm not a Sir. I'm a Sargent.


Spoiler for NCO's and Enlisted only:

Spoiler:
I like ole Lt. Taig and all. Hell, I'd even let him f@&$ my sister. But.....he....called me Sir.
I think he might just be 8up like a soup sammich.


Do as you wish, Drill Sargent.


Make it so, Numbah One!

Liberty's Edge

Where'd you get them umlauts? I needem!


Snöôplatin!


Täîg wrote:
Snöôplatin!

BLAM!

*rifle report*

action taken against enemy...

request new assignment...


dóõd!


Sargent, is that your bird?


I WANNA KNOW WAH. WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH. WAH THE F+~! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHOOT MY RAINBOWTAILED GOOBERGOBBLERS ON MY MILITARY BASE, SOLDIER!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T SHOOT NOTHING WILD ON A MILITARY BASE?!?! THE EPA IS GONNA HAVE OUR ASS IN A SLING!!!
DROP AND GIVE ME 20!


Heheheh! When do we get to kill? Heheheheh!


That's 400 demerits for you!

<Scribbles 400 on a pad of paper>


I GOT YOUR NEW ASSIGNMENT RIGHT HERE!!! BEAT YOUR FACE IN THE SAND UNTIL IT'S FLAT AS YOUR GRANDMA'S SECOND POINT OF CONTACT!!!


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Lieutenant Taig wrote:
Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Universal soldier #1 wrote:

*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.

Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.

Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?

Like my green pants...

"Bring me my brown pants!!"

puke and snot

Nice!


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Lieutenant Taig wrote:
Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Universal soldier #1 wrote:

*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.

Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.

Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?

Like my green pants...

"Bring me my brown pants!!"

puke and snot

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, PRIVATE JOKER! NOW DROP!!!


Leftenant Taig,

Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.


Hmph. I am truly glad I decided to join the navy.


Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

Leftenant Taig,

Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.

Sir, yes sir!


Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

Leftenant Taig,

Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.

actually, sir, with all due respect, the EPA says that we gotta move the drill area. the rainbowtail goobergobblers have went to nesting, and we don't want to disturb the eggs.


Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote:
Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

Leftenant Taig,

Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.

actually, sir, with all due respect, the EPA says that we gotta move the drill area. the rainbowtail goobergobblers have went to nesting, and we don't want to disturb the eggs.

Are them eggs good eating, Sargent?


Okay... Let's hear a report. How goes the war?


Field Marshall, how are our recruits? Are they of good stock ... and posture? Rigidly firm posture...


I know I'm at attention!


Lieutenant Taig wrote:

I know I'm at attention!

We've noticed. Take a cold shower or something.


Yes, a very, very cold shower. With lots of soap and lather...


Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote:
Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

Leftenant Taig,

Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.

actually, sir, with all due respect, the EPA says that we gotta move the drill area. the rainbowtail goobergobblers have went to nesting, and we don't want to disturb the eggs.
Are them eggs good eating, Sargent?

better than the damn Texas omelet MRE, sir, but so is sucking the turds out of a dead goat's pooper. Not that I'd know, sir.


Well, gentlemen, our soldiers seem in good order, Sargent Vülfünbürger is whipping them into shape, and there seem to be some crack shots among them. Need more enlisted men, of course. Some dem fine ladies were here earlier, but apparently went off to get fitted for uniforms. Unfortunately, we seem to have inherited a special leftenant...must be somebody's son or nephew. We're still working on him.


Great idea! I'll go lather the privates.


Lieutenant Taig wrote:

Great idea! I'll go lather the privates.

Hey that's like that video I...

Ahem. Carry on, soldier.


Where are those privates? I must inspect them...


OKAY, PRIVATES!!! I'M GOING TO GO PAY A VISIT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOTHERS! WHEN I GET BACK I WANT THIS BARRACKS SPOTLESS!!! IF NOT, I'M GONNA SMOKE YOUR SORRY SACK OF S+#& ASSES UNTIL YOUR DEAD F%@#ING LIPS CURSE MY NAME IN THE GRAVE REPEATEDLY UNTIL JUDGMENT DAY!!!


Just a quick question, has DADT been repealed yet? Just asking...


Lieutenant Taig wrote:

Just a quick question, has DADT been repealed yet? Just asking...

I don't think you are allowed to ask me that question.


Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote:
OKAY, PRIVATES!!! I'M GOING TO GO PAY A VISIT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOTHERS! WHEN I GET BACK I WANT THIS BARRACKS SPOTLESS!!! IF NOT, I'M GONNA SMOKE YOUR SORRY SACK OF s&&! ASSES UNTIL YOUR DEAD f~%%ING LIPS CURSE MY NAME IN THE GRAVE REPEATEDLY UNTIL JUDGMENT DAY!!!

Wait... Commissioned officers don't have to listen to your b!@~+!&+, right?


I like your style, Colonel. So firm...


Colonel Kernel wrote:
Lieutenant Taig wrote:

Just a quick question, has DADT been repealed yet? Just asking...

I don't think you are allowed to ask me that question.

You're not going to put me under "house arrest" again, are you sir?

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