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Lighten up, Frances...


ALL.....U SUNZABICHES......OWE ME....ONE.....THOUSAND NAZZY SCALPS!..


drop, private!!!


ONOES. ARMY FLASHBACKS.


Are you eyeballin' me Private!!! Drop and beat your face, you ate up sack of Joe Shit the Rag Bag!!!


Studpuffin wrote:

Yeah, he's no marine.

I'm just a cook.

Who do you think you are, Steven Sagall, who thinks he's John Wayne, who really thinks he's Greta Garbo?

DROP!!!


Don't talk to my washout, you puke! Drop and give me 20!


Forty f#*@ing two!
Who the f!%% let my grandpa in here!
Private Grandpa, drop and beat your face!
And if you break your hip, I'm ripping it off and shoving it up your wrinkly ass!!!


Private Gooneybird! Where th f#@% are you from!


What the.....who the f&!# let this gooneybird f&#+ in my Corps!


Who the f@!& said that!


Pain is just weakness leaving your body, Private!!!


BLAM!

Good crowcallin, spankeh!!!


RE

Spoiler:
cumbent!


YES. FOR YOU SEE, HAVING ME AS DRILL SARGENT IS THE EQUIVALENT STATISTICAL CHANCE OF ROLLING THREE SIXES FOR THOSE STATS.
NOW DROP AND BEAT YOUR F&@@ING FACE UNTIL YOUR CHARISMA IS 4.


Pain is just weakness leaving your body!!!


SQUID BOY! GTFO OF MY BILLETS!


DOWN......UP! DOWN....UP!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!


HEY! FRENCHY! YOU DROP TOO!


OH DAMN YEW! YOU KNOW MILITARY INTELLIGENCE IS A F~@*IN OXY-MOWRON!!!


KERNEL SANDERS! PRIVATE CHONG! DROP AND GIMME 20!


CAN YOU EAT A SIZE 11 JUMP BOOT? WITH YOUR A!@ H+$$!!!


GIT YERR ASS DOWN THERE AND DO SOME DISHES, PRIVATE NYBORG!


YES! I'VE PROMOTED YOU FROM USELESS PIECE OF SHIT TO KP!


Colonel Kernel wrote:
Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote:
OKAY, PRIVATES!!! I'M GOING TO GO PAY A VISIT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOTHERS! WHEN I GET BACK I WANT THIS BARRACKS SPOTLESS!!! IF NOT, I'M GONNA SMOKE YOUR SORRY SACK OF s&&! ASSES UNTIL YOUR DEAD f~%%ING LIPS CURSE MY NAME IN THE GRAVE REPEATEDLY UNTIL JUDGMENT DAY!!!
Wait... Commissioned officers don't have to listen to your b~%*@#~%, right?

I'M NOT SCARED O YOU YOU GODMODDING SACK O SHEEAT! DROP AND POUND THE GROUND! I WANNA SEE A SILHOUETTE SHAPED HOLE OF YOUR SILLY ASS ALL THE WAY TO CHINA!!!


ON YOUR FEET!!!
YOU ALL HAVE......5 F@#&IN MINUTES TO WAKE UP, SHIT, SHAVE, BRUSH YOUR NAISTEY FANGS AND BE DOWNSTAIRS IN FORMATION OR I'M GONNA SMOKE EVERY SORRY ASSED ONE OF YOU LIKE A CHEAP F$+%IN CIGAR!!!


THREAD NECROMANCY?!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR RABBITY ASSED MIND?!? DROP AND GIVE ME A GOOGLEPLEX!!!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE GHOST THAT'S BEEN SHITTING ALL OVER MY BARRACKS!!!


I GOTTA GO TO WAL MART AND BUY SOME BRASSIERES!!!


Colonel Kernel wrote:
Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote:
OKAY, PRIVATES!!! I'M GOING TO GO PAY A VISIT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOTHERS! WHEN I GET BACK I WANT THIS BARRACKS SPOTLESS!!! IF NOT, I'M GONNA SMOKE YOUR SORRY SACK OF s&&! ASSES UNTIL YOUR DEAD f~%%ING LIPS CURSE MY NAME IN THE GRAVE REPEATEDLY UNTIL JUDGMENT DAY!!!
Wait... Commissioned officers don't have to listen to your b@&!~&*#, right?

NO SIR!!! C/O'S ENTRUST ME WITH TURNING A BUNCH OF PUKE BAGS INTO FIGHTING MEN, SIR!!!


OKAY, PRIVATES!!! I'M GOING TO GO PAY A VISIT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOTHERS! WHEN I GET BACK I WANT THIS BARRACKS SPOTLESS!!! IF NOT, I'M GONNA SMOKE YOUR SORRY SACK OF SHIT ASSES UNTIL YOUR DEAD F+#!ING LIPS CURSE MY NAME IN THE GRAVE REPEATEDLY UNTIL JUDGMENT DAY!!!


Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote:
Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

Leftenant Taig,

Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.

actually, sir, with all due respect, the EPA says that we gotta move the drill area. the rainbowtail goobergobblers have went to nesting, and we don't want to disturb the eggs.
Are them eggs good eating, Sargent?

better than the damn Texas omelet MRE, sir, but so is sucking the turds out of a dead goat's pooper. Not that I'd know, sir.


Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

Leftenant Taig,

Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.

actually, sir, with all due respect, the EPA says that we gotta move the drill area. the rainbowtail goobergobblers have went to nesting, and we don't want to disturb the eggs.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Lieutenant Taig wrote:
Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Universal soldier #1 wrote:

*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.

Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.

Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?

Like my green pants...

"Bring me my brown pants!!"

puke and snot

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, PRIVATE JOKER! NOW DROP!!!


I GOT YOUR NEW ASSIGNMENT RIGHT HERE!!! BEAT YOUR FACE IN THE SAND UNTIL IT'S FLAT AS YOUR GRANDMA'S SECOND POINT OF CONTACT!!!


I WANNA KNOW WAH. WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH. WAH THE F@@@ DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHOOT MY RAINBOWTAILED GOOBERGOBBLERS ON MY MILITARY BASE, SOLDIER!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T SHOOT NOTHING WILD ON A MILITARY BASE?!?! THE EPA IS GONNA HAVE OUR ASS IN A SLING!!!
DROP AND GIVE ME 20!


Spoiler for NCO's and Enlisted only:

Spoiler:
I like ole Lt. Taig and all. Hell, I'd even let him f@*& my sister. But.....he....called me Sir.
I think he might just be 8up like a soup sammich.


Sir, with all due respect, it's "Drill Sargent Vulfunberger." I'm not a Sir. I'm a Sargent.


DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!! THE ONLY BROWN ON YOUR DAMN PANTS IS GONNA THE SHIT IN YOUR NUTHUGGERS WHEN I'M DONE SMOKING YOUR SORRY ASS LIKE A CHEAP CIGAR!!!


AT MOTHER F*@&ING EASE, YOU SORRY SACKS OF SHIT!!! YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR RABBITY ASSED MINDS!!! WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE YOU SORRY ASSED HIPPIES DOING IN MY BARRACKS!?!
YOU!!! THOMPSON TWIN!!! WHAT THE F~$$ EVEN ARE YOU!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT A SKUNK F#@&ING YOUR SKULL? DROP!!!