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my rifle is loaded


Locked, Cocked and ready to rock....hard tonight


General Mauser VonEsandem's chamber is empty.


Xabulba wrote:
General Mauser VonEsandem's chamber is empty.

Right, and someone has been playing with my firing pin.


I see you shiver with antici ... (SAY IT!) ... pation


*lights a stogie*


Do you love it when a plan comes together?


I pity da fool!


Navy Corpseman wrote:
I pity da fool!

at least you are not the face of the group, we'd have clerics left and right trying to turn us.....speaking of which turn around and drop and give me 20


LtCol Smokedraven wrote:
Navy Corpseman wrote:
I pity da fool!
at least you are not the face of the group, we'd have clerics left and right trying to turn us.....speaking of which turn around and drop and give me 20

Psst... Make him do it shirtless...


I just threw up in my helmet a little...


Lieutenant Taig wrote:
I just threw up in my helmet a little...

Cherish the blessing, my good man.

Cherish it.

Spoiler:
BLAAAARRRRGGG!

Dark Archive

and you can make lower ranking soldiers clean it up... in any way you see fit


LtCol Smokedraven wrote:
Navy Corpseman wrote:
I pity da fool!
at least you are not the face of the group, we'd have clerics left and right trying to turn us.....speaking of which turn around and drop and give me 20

Drops and does pushups. Reattaches left limb when it breaks off with roll of duct tape.


Navy Corpseman wrote:
LtCol Smokedraven wrote:
Navy Corpseman wrote:
I pity da fool!
at least you are not the face of the group, we'd have clerics left and right trying to turn us.....speaking of which turn around and drop and give me 20
Drops and does pushups. Reattaches left limb when it breaks off with roll of duct tape.

Hmm. Were you deemed fit to serve?


I just want to be held.


I love the smell of hot threads in the morning.


Smells like......brainnnnsssss

Dark Archive

in here? doubt it....


looks at ulgalanoth's skull and drools

You sure about that?

Dark Archive

i have a skull?


Mr. Tiggles wrote:
I just want to be held.

you sure do have a pretty mouth


Cpl Boyle returning from the infirmary.

Doc gave me a profile.


Lance Corporal Lanced Boyle wrote:

Cpl Boyle returning from the infirmary.

Doc gave me a profile.

You do indeed have a nice profile, Lance Corporal.

The Exchange

ulgulanoth wrote:
i have a skull?

Doing anything with it?

Dark Archive

nope...


Can i use it as a home, I like dark cramped spaces.


Its not as warm as you've been accustomed.


Not as stinky.


Xabulba wrote:
Not as stinky.

Or as sticky.

Scarab Sages

ulgulanoth wrote:
i have a skull?

Well, you have a hat! It's got to be sitting on something....


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Did anybody catch who won the Super Bowl?


There's a number of tight ends and wide receivers that I'd like to draft into our corps.


Commander Aberzombie wrote:

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Bah. Me cheer for Seahawks.

..did they win?


Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
There's a number of tight ends and wide receivers that I'd like to draft into our corps.

I like a nice tight end.


So do I.


Mr. Tiggles wrote:
So do I.

That reminds me, Tiggles.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Don't forget that.

*knowing look*


Colonel Kernel wrote:
Mr. Tiggles wrote:
So do I.

That reminds me, Tiggles.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Don't forget that.

*knowing look*

SQUEEE!


Colonel Kernel wrote:
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
There's a number of tight ends and wide receivers that I'd like to draft into our corps.
I like a nice tight end.

But wide receivers run deeper routes! ;)


General J. Debauchery wrote:
Colonel Kernel wrote:
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
There's a number of tight ends and wide receivers that I'd like to draft into our corps.
I like a nice tight end.
But wide receivers run deeper routes! ;)

Hey Vomit Guy! Do what you do best.


I'll stand in for him!

WWRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!


Somebody called me?

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!


Even I have my limits as to my depravities. I feel the need to take a shower to cleanse myself. And wash the privates.


Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
Even I have my limits as to my depravities. I feel the need to take a shower to cleanse myself. And wash the privates.

Yours or somebody else's?


Colonel Kernel wrote:
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
Even I have my limits as to my depravities. I feel the need to take a shower to cleanse myself. And wash the privates.
Yours or somebody else's?

Yes.


I need those privates standing at attention! Why are we letting those little blue sycophants perform our due diligence? We must begin a siege on the double. Fall out! And where's that drill sargent to give out the orders?

OOooh, soap. I'll need that.

<marches on to another thread>

Liberty's Edge

*WRRAAAWWWKKK!* I thought he'd never leave.

Now, where are my minions, errr... I mean troops?


Where's me stogie and ale?


Mmmmmm......ale.

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