Shafted.
*eats Little Kiba*
Now THAT'S what I call irony.
Little Timmy gets out of thread while the gettin' is good.
How is the Irony today?
It's rusting piecefully.
How is the Irony today?
Little Kiba realizes teeth cannot get through his damage reduction, and claws his way out of the weird man's stomach.
Celestial Thaumoctopus wishes Celestial Thaumoctopus picked a shorter avatar name for speaking about Celestial Thaumoctopus in third- cephalopod.
David has inadvertently discovered the secret to Mairkurion's hardwood.
Hmmm, Mairkurion is not an evergreen, but a knotty pine?
I thought Aquaman would be here since so many people here are talking to fishies.
Celestial Thaumoctopus last saw Aquaman in late late show gig giving relationship advice to hoo-mans. {hopes Aquaman isn't eaten by the Lenoshark}
"Muscular action closes the hole!"How is the Irony today?Little Kiba realizes teeth cannot get through his damage reduction, and claws his way out of the weird man's stomach.
Why so puckered today Jack, robot issues?
Why so puckered today Jack...
Not really a new development.
Why so puckered today Jack...Not really a new development.
I'll take the 'hump' machines word for that.
I'll take the 'hump' machines word for that.
Was that a request?
Urizen brings to Mr. Fishy's attention that a huge calamari is daring to tread into his tier.
You monkeys sicken Mr. Fishy.
Well, Mr. Fishy sickens Evil Monkey! Especially when Mr. Fishy's been bloating in the sun for a while before Evil Monkey snarfles him! (yum!)
Urizen brings to Mr. Fishy's attention that a huge calamari is daring to tread into his tier.
Me, er, Celestial Thaumoctopus? Eeeep! {hides inside two empty coconut shells}
Celestial Thaumoctopus wishes Celestial Thaumoctopus picked a shorter avatar name for speaking about Celestial Thaumoctopus in third- cephalopod.
David has inadvertently discovered the secret to Mairkurion's hardwood.Hmmm, Mairkurion is not an evergreen, but a knotty pine?
There are evergreen oaks, but Mairkurion doesn't think there are non-angiosperm/deciduous hardwoods.
*swims into the wall of the fishbowl again*
Ow.
Urizen brings to Mr. Fishy's attention that a huge calamari is daring to tread into his tier.
And you say I are a heretic.
Urizen is like a Spanish Inquisitor. Urizen doesn't concern himself with semantics. If it looks like a heretic, smells like a heretic, then by Fish, it's a heretic. Urizen justs let Mr. Fishy sort it out.
Then you have much to punish.
Urizen doesn't concern himself with semantics.
...or facts.
Urizen doesn't concern himself with semantics....or facts.
Who needs facts when you have huge incisors? Heretics can be tasty when you gnaw out the pulp.
Who needs facts when you have huge incisors? Heretics can be tasty when you gnaw out the pulp.Urizen doesn't concern himself with semantics....or facts.
Olangru is not picky about heretics. Olangru thinks that fishy heretics taste as good as non-fishy heretics.
Olangru leaves an offering of pie for Mr. Fishy before teleporting off to abduct a heretic for the inquisition.
Who needs facts when you have huge incisors? Heretics can be tasty when you gnaw out the pulp.
They taste best after being teleported.
Olangru leaves an offering of pie for Mr. Fishy before teleporting off to abduct a heretic for the inquisition.
OM NOM NOM
Are you eating Mr. Fishy's pie puking worm?
Are you eating Mr. Fishy's pie puking worm?
Uh, no. That pie was nuked not teleported. Microwaving leaves a funny flavor.
Is that the whale pie? Nasty animal.
I wonder if Mr. Fishy is the long lost brother my Mommy Fishy refused to talk about.
Gosh
Pish Posh.
I wonder if Mr. Fishy is the long lost brother my Mommy Fishy refused to talk about.You don't have a mother.
Damn g~#&...
<shocked>
<tears form in bulbous eyes>
I can't help it if I was created during a time of trouble. I'm a good gish fish now. Not a bad one.
<sloppily runs to the back of the room and cries loudly>
If the wise, Clinically Depressed Poodle were here, I believe he would say, "I didn't have a mother once…"
Tom Qadim knows Mr Fishy personally, as His Fishness shares a gaming table with him every other weekend. Make no mistake, mortal children. Mr Fishy is not a kind and benevolent fish. Do not swim idly in his fish-bowl, nor turn your back on his terrible, scaled countenance. You should see what he did to poor Dagon and the Leviathan.
***Tom Qadim shudders***
Fishy, fishy in the brook.
Daddy catch him with a hook.
Momma fry him in a pan.
Chuck Norris eats him with some nice fava beans.
You know it.
I wonder if Mr. Fishy is the long lost brother my Mommy Fishy refused to talk about.You don't have a mother.
Damn g~#&...
Don't be so hard on him; his mom was flounder and his father was a flumpf.
As a noted expert on Mr Fishy, Tom Qadim must respond to this nonsense.
Fishy, fishy in the brook.
Mr Fishy is an ocean-going fish. Though sometimes he visits his extra-dimensional fish-bowl.
Daddy catch him with a hook.
Not unless this hook was a +5 holy adamantine hook.
Momma fry him in a pan.
Ummm, no. Mr Fishy's fiendish heritage protects him from all fire damage.
Chuck Norris eats him with some nice fava beans.
Sorry Chucky. Mr Fishy has fast healing 30 as well. He reforms in your stomach and chews his way out. No more Chuck Norris. R.I.P. We'll always remember you from "Delta Force".
No more Chuck Norris. R.I.P. We'll always remember you from "Delta Force".
n00b alert! :)
I wonder if Mr. Fishy is the long lost brother my Mommy Fishy refused to talk about.You don't have a mother.
Damn g~#&...
<shocked>
<tears form in bulbous eyes>
I can't help it if I was created during a time of trouble. I'm a good gish fish now. Not a bad one.
<sloppily runs to the back of the room and cries loudly>
*Pats Gish Fish on his back*
It's okay, Little Kiba likes Gish, because Little Kiba thinks making a weakness into a strength is the best thing you can do.
I heard that when Chuck Norris does push-ups...
He's doing it on top of a naked dude.
Vikramendra Rajanigandha, thank but Mr. Fishy isn't eating anyone today, maybe.
Oh I brought a spear, too. Come here little supper.
Tom Qadim knows Mr Fishy personally, as His Fishness shares a gaming table with him every other weekend. Make no mistake, mortal children. Mr Fishy is not a kind and benevolent fish. Do not swim idly in his fish-bowl, nor turn your back on his terrible, scaled countenance. You should see what he did to poor Dagon and the Leviathan.
***Tom Qadim shudders***
In Mr. Fishy's defense they started it.
You know it.
That is not the real Chuck Norris that is a fake Norris.
I
Urizen would not approve.
Urizen is reminding all gnostic sects to refrain from addressing themselves in the first person out of respect for his His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness. Doing otherwise will invoke the crowning of the cataclysmic Fish Hole.
Urizen has spoken Ex Ichthyica.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled program.
And will someone do something about Fishstick. Urizen worries that he may become contagious. Fishstick may morph into Fishick.