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*burps*

Hehe, chew on me.

I love the way you tap that glass...

I got yer fishy stick right here.

I look like a chompy weiner!

*hasn't seen Mr. Fishy around and wonders if he got caught by the kitty outside the bowl*

I love gummy bears!

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Sorry, I barf when I get excited!

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Sorry, it was endless shrimp at Red Lobster.

Mmmmm...I do love tadpoles on toast.

*rides a piece of toast into the thread*

Uh oh.

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Ho hum.

Why so blasé?

Tired. Bored.

I don't know. I guess I kind of feel a liitle out of place here now.

Hush, tadpole. Just do what others should be doing and ignore anything I imply or suggest. After all, I am disturbed. On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm a Moorluck. That's like ... a 12?

Hey, what did I do?

SchPLOOOOOOOOOOORK!

Whew, that's better.

*Barfs again*

Tadpole wrote:

I feel a little better now.

Tom Qadim offers Tadpole a sincere "You're welcome", for his skull weeps a powerful laxative when immersed in water.

*Barfs up his own skull*

Wait, I didn't have a skull! Sorry Tom.

*Gags*

I'm okay...

I'm okay...

I'm...

*BARFS*

I feel a little better now.

Stuff

Dude, way to steal an alias!

In the name of all that is unholy, will you please stop gurgling your barf?! Someone give Tadpole some Pepto....and a breath mint.

Its okay, all of my teeth fell out long ago.

*gurgle*

*PUKE*

Is that oatmeal?

It was a couple of hours ago.

*BARF*

*BARF*

Puppy chow anyone?

..gurgle..

*BARF*

*barfs*

Does anyone have a napkin?

Excellent! Puking worm Mr. Fishy has a job for you Mr. Fishy needs a gene spliced poodle-troll-hydra-shark, so take the poodle into the castle lab and get started with the gene splicing.

Have you not met the Gene-Spliced-Poodle-Shark? He dwells in the Poodle thread... I could negotiate a meeting if you'd like.

BURP

Treppa wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Good morning, all. What did I miss?

Not too much. Does this look infected to you?

*cackles maniacally*

Hahahahahahahaha!

Hey Earworm, wanna go drive some trekkies insane?

He cannot style your hair while you wear that helmet.

CourtFool wrote:

Humps an apple pie.

Brother.

Cousin? Is that you?

Thank you for the helmet Puking Worm and you too red haired homid.

You're welcome, as is Fishstick. We of the aquatic realms must look after the unfortunate.

*[i]puts a helmet on Fishstick.{/i}*

There ya go little fella.

*Makes bubbles

Two puking worms...

I only puke because I cannot stand the flavor of salt water. Gimme gold old sweet water any day.

That, and I ate too many shrimp.

+1 to SciFi Dune

I only slept for two hours last night. Yuck.

I thought Canadians hibernated. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle!

The great worm surfaces from the sand in the distance. The moisture in the air makes it writhe and roar in pain. The great worm then shakes the world, diving back into the sand, seeking dry depths, far from Mr Fishy and his friends.

The Sand Trout should still be welcome.

I love that guy.

You would too, if you were a burping worm.

Mr. (fish) Fryer seems to have a phantom post.

We're not inferior, only our gills go away at puberty.

I'm technically an amphibian, not a fish. Still a fan of fish though.

One time a shark asked me to play a game where I hid in his mouth. I was having so much fun that I peed, and then he didn't want to play anymore. We had hardly started.

If I remember correctly, he also didn't like the string of poo hanging from you either.

Are you eating Mr. Fishy's pie puking worm?

Uh, no. That pie was nuked not teleported. Microwaving leaves a funny flavor.

Who needs facts when you have huge incisors? Heretics can be tasty when you gnaw out the pulp.

They taste best after being teleported.

Olangru leaves an offering of pie for Mr. Fishy before teleporting off to abduct a heretic for the inquisition.

OM NOM NOM

Urizen brings to Mr. Fishy's attention that a huge calamari is daring to tread into his tier.

And you say I are a heretic.

I think the third person should be reserved for Mr. Fishy, for he is the third person. I'm a gnostic fish friend.

Edit: And I look like that thing that attacked Barclay in the teleporter in TNG.

Poor Chompers.

No, I liked it the other way Flav Urz.

Loopy wrote:

Mr.Fishy wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Okay, I've always thought that the tarrasque was a unique creature. How exactly do tarrasques reproduce?

Mr. Fishy tapped that. Mr. Fishy is tired.

Fixed

Mr. Fishy has herculean prowess.

I have trouble sleeping at night now that I've seen that.

I thought Aquaman would be here since so many people here are talking to fishies.