Mr. (fish) Fryer seems to have a phantom post.
We're not inferior, only our gills go away at puberty.
You would too, if you were a burping worm.
Little Kiba wonders why we all can't swim along...
Celestial Follower brought a net with proof against teleporting fishsticks. Celestial Follower captures Fishstick and leaves bowl of oatmeal as a replacement.
Urizen agrees with Jack's Right Hand Man's manner of correcting the heretics. Urizen suggests a bit more violence if the heresies persist.I've got the chips! Where are the fish? Oh, there you are. Yuummmm, fresh....*smack* You know you're supposed to talk in the 3rd person while you're here!
JRHM is always ready for violence. Violence is fun for JRHM.
JRHM sounds like Bizarro from Superman comics.
I love that guy.
The great worm surfaces from the sand in the distance. The moisture in the air makes it writhe and roar in pain. The great worm then shakes the world, diving back into the sand, seeking dry depths, far from Mr Fishy and his friends.
Big Fishy thinks we need more fishies in here...
The great worm surfaces from the sand in the distance. The moisture in the air makes it writhe and roar in pain. The great worm then shakes the world, diving back into the sand, seeking dry depths, far from Mr Fishy and his friends.
The Sand Trout should still be welcome.
duh duh
duh duh
I have the strangest feeling I should A) Get out of the fishbowl or B) Be thankful I have a high DR.
duh duh
Duh Duh Duh!
Duh Duh Duh!
I liked your old avatar more, Fishstick. Your new one seems so...violent.
Urizen does not recommend anyone to have a physical exam performed by a high DR. The consequences could be ... disturbing.
Urizen sees one fish, two fish, but where are red fish and blue fish? Mr. Fishy deserves all your adulation and pies.
Urizen does not recommend anyone to have a physical exam performed by a high DR. The consequences could be ... disturbing.
Urizen sees one fish, two fish, but where are red fish and blue fish? Mr. Fishy deserves all your adulation and pies.
Big Fishy has red fins, does that count?
Urizen sees one fish, two fish, but where are red fish and blue fish? Mr. Fishy deserves all your adulation and pies.
Green Fish is present and accounted for, Sir!
Two puking worms, a tone deaf shark, a midget on a frog, Mr. Fishy is wonder where all these new sea creatures are coming from.
Mr. Fishy also would like to say hello to the good looking Fishy that moved in next door. Mr. Fishy shall call him Roofie and he shall be Mr. Fishy's Fin Man. Because Roofie always brings home a fish.
Fishy is masculine and fish is feminine.
See MR. FISHY not Mr. Fish.
Mr. Fishy does not need arcane or martial gestalts to take on the Gish in the Octagon Fish Bowl. One bite from Mr. Fishy and it will be all over for the Gish. Mark Urizen's words.
This is true. Just look at Urizen's avatar piture. All that remains from one of Mr Fishy's gentle, probing bites is his head and a small portion of upper torso. Urizen is most fortunate.
Tom Qadim has the honor of being Mr Fishy's very first victim. His Fishyness let Tom Qadim keep his skull...though it rests at the bottom of his fish-bowl, next to the strange man in the diving suit.
That skull came with the bowl.
Duh Duh
Me no tone def
What tone def mean?
Two puking worms...
I only puke because I cannot stand the flavor of salt water. Gimme gold old sweet water any day.
That, and I ate too many shrimp.
Gish are tasty.
I've got the chips! Where are the fish? Oh, there you are. Yuummmm, fresh....*smack* You know you're supposed to talk in the 3rd person while you're here!
Hmmph! *smacks back* Jack Hammer notices that JRHM failed to speak in 3rd person. *smacks again*
Hmmph! *smacks back* Jack Hammer notices that JRHM failed to speak in 3rd person. *smacks again*I've got the chips! Where are the fish? Oh, there you are. Yuummmm, fresh....*smack* You know you're supposed to talk in the 3rd person while you're here!
*smack* Second person is allowed as well... JRHM thinks. What say Urizen?
That skull came with the bowl.
Nice try! Tom Qadim knows his own skull when he sees it!
If you've been in Mr. Fishy's bowl so long why did it take you so long to speak up. I wonder if the others have seen the glory of Fishyness.
It must fill them with dread.
Give said the little strea, give oh give, give oh give...
<Jumps into Mr. Fishy's bowl>
This looks like a great place for
I hope I'm optimized.
Urizen declares that second person and seventh person are legitimate forms of addressing an individual. Third person is the orthodox standard while first person is heretical and is grounds for dryboarding or jackslapping. Urizen has spoken for His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness.
You may resume your adulation.
Malo laps out of the bowl, causing great splashing and chaos.
Urizen declares that second person and seventh person are legitimate forms of addressing an individual. Third person is the orthodox standard while first person is heretical and is grounds for dryboarding or jackslapping. Urizen has spoken for His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness.
You may resume your adulation.
JRHM thanks Urizen for clearing that up. JRHM told you so Jackhammer! *smack!*
Is First Person some nefarious villain we need to defeat? I've got my underwater pistol ready!
Is First Person some nefarious villain we need to defeat? I've got my underwater pistol ready!
The Bothans discovered that First Person is a high-ranking commander, even possibly second-in-command to the dastardly... Professor Higgins!
Mr. Fishy is slightly disturbed by you non fishies.
Don't turn out the light.
Malo laps out of the bowl, causing great splashing and chaos.
Yes! Little Kiba is thankful someone is finally making waves! The froggie float is much more fun with waves!
Fishik is afraid of the dark.
Tentacles.
Not to worry, chum! I've got a flashlight right here! No adventurer should be without one.
Urizen has decreed His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness is hereby immune to critical and sneak attacks. Furthermore, Urizen has declared that all Barracudas must be dryboared on sight. Unless, she's a MILF Barracuda that keeps her opinions to herself.
You may resume your adulation for His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness.
Good day.
Unless, she's a MILF Barracuda that keeps her opinions to herself.
Tom Qadim thought those were called 'Cougars'.
Tom Qadim thought those were called 'Cougars'.Unless, she's a MILF Barracuda that keeps her opinions to herself.
Olangru observes that 'cougars' are mammals, not Fish. Therefor, Olangru observes that the fish-equivalent of such are 'barracudas'.
Olangru leaves an excellent pie for Mr. Fishy made from his last abductee before teleporting away to acquire more ingredients.