
KaeYoss |

You have to bring up spiders. I hate spiders. The more legs it has, the less I like it. That sometimes starts at 2. When we get to 8, it's far too late.
It is said the average person eats three spiders a night.
It is also said that whenever a kitten plays with itself, god kills a teenager. Or was it vice versa?
I'd buy the teenager story before I eat the spider eat story. It has been debunked before. Those little eight-legged freaks are too afraid of human breath than even come near.
Also, it was said that you are usually never more the three feet away from a spider.
I religiously kill them in my appartment, and I don't think we have many at work, not withint less than a metre from my desk.
So that's a lie, too :P
About a month ago, I was watching TV. My TV is pretty big at about 50" widescreen or thereabouts
Translation: You used this to brag about your huge screen. I'm astonished you didn't sneak some awesome tech specs into the post, like mentioning that you have a new-fangled 1mm thick LED TV with a billion Hz and all that. ;-P
But he's still in there. And he probably has friends.
And now you want to freak me out, too.
I sometimes have that thought about a huge mother-spider, living between the walls or under the house, and one day I have to face her. Or something like that. As I said, I don't like spiders.

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Once I woke up at night feeling just the slightest touch at my forehead. Thinking it was on of those pesky biting midges I hit hard at it and only when I felt it being squashed I knew that it was too big to be a fly.
Even today I feel sorry for the beautiful spider whose only mistake it was to climb down at the wrong place.

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KaeYoss wrote:The same phrase applies to LougeRichard Pett wrote:All spiders deserve everything bad that happens to them...Listen to that man!
Why do I have the creeping suspicion that before long, Logue will come here with a link to a video where he cuddles and pets a tarantula?
What, that we should "listen to that man"?

Callous Jack's Nicolas Louge |

KaeYoss wrote:The same phrase applies to LougeRichard Pett wrote:All spiders deserve everything bad that happens to them...Listen to that man!
Why do I have the creeping suspicion that before long, Logue will come here with a link to a video where he cuddles and pets a tarantula?
I'm dropping a package off on your doorstep, please ignore the scuttling sounds and open it...

KaeYoss |

I demand more spider avatars. It's hard to scare anyone with the Lolth mini.
I really miss the many spiders that lived in my old wooded home. City spiders just aren't the same. At least I'm closer to the book stores and game stores.
You're officially a weird freak now! :P
One of the thinks I love most about my new place is that I have virtually no spiders there. The luxuries of not living in a half-parterre, half-cellar flat any more.

Ambrosia Slaad |

Nope, all my enemies (and scores of innocent civilians) will be smooshed and remolded into My Little Ponies. I have hideous plans for the Jacks (hint: part Pony, part Care Bear).
"Um...wait - what?" O.o
Wait, you're a guy and you're a Jack. I thought you all just automatically tune women out unless they are talking about sex, food, or sports? ;)
And you can't expect a girl to just accept what the Jacks did to her home and not be a little P.O.ed?

Ambrosia Slaad |

You have to bring up spiders. I hate spiders. The more legs it has, the less I like it. That sometimes starts at 2. When we get to 8, it's far too late.
So, by that reasoning, do you hate spiders twice as much as poodles? Or does it go up by orders of magnitude?
Yes, please show your work when you calculate your hate. ;)

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Wait, you're a guy and you're a Jack. I thought you all just automatically tune women out unless they are talking about sex, food, or sports? ;)
"Well, it does seem like I may be considered a defective Jack when it comes to that mindset(depending on who you ask)."
And you can't expect a girl to just accept what the Jacks did to her home and not be a little P.O.ed?
No - the 'P.O.ed'-ness is totally understandable, no arguments there. Sorry about all that. Strange days indeed..."

Very Tempermental PlantJack |

KaeYoss wrote:You have to bring up spiders. I hate spiders. The more legs it has, the less I like it. That sometimes starts at 2. When we get to 8, it's far too late.So, by that reasoning, do you hate spiders twice as much as poodles? Or does it go up by orders of magnitude?
Yes, please show your work when you calculate your hate. ;)
Yoink!
*Comes in and swallows Ambrosia Slaad*It is no longer a danger, Jacks.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Nope, all my enemies (and scores of innocent civilians) will be smooshed and remolded into My Little Ponies. I have hideous plans for the Jacks (hint: part Pony, part Care Bear).Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:"Um...wait - what?" O.oWait, you're a guy and you're a Jack. I thought you all just automatically tune women out unless they are talking about sex, food, or sports? ;)
And you can't expect a girl to just accept what the Jacks did to her home and not be a little P.O.ed?
Hence the phrase, Man-Jack. The problem you're facing, Ambrosia, is that the [Man]Slaads loved being invaded and trashed as much as the Jacks loved invading and trashing. There are just times that there's no winning as a Woman sharing a Man-Jack's/Man-Slaad's world. And I won't even attempt explaining slaads to you.

Ambrosia Slaad |

"Well, it does seem like I may be considered a defective Jack when it comes to that mindset(depending on who you ask)."
No, I remember giving you a fairly thorough exam. You definitely aren't defective. ;p
No - the 'P.O.ed'-ness is totally understandable, no arguments there. Sorry about all that. Strange days indeed..."
You don't need to apologize, but thanks anyway.
I remember engaging in slaadi guerilla tactics on both the Tanar'ri, Baatezu, and the Yugoloths during the Blood War... so, I'm not a stranger to War. After the Slaadi lost to the Jacks, it hit me unexpectantly hard. I'm afraid that with spending all my time lately as a human female, I might be getting too soft.

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy |

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:NO! Go watch Clifford the Big Red Dog! I hear they're finally getting him put down in this episode!Wrath of the Spider Queen... P L E A S E . . .
Eyes enlarge and sparkle.
NO!
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C'mon Cleaver...if you watch it with me, I promise I'll clean all the cobwebs off your brass phylactery case for you. Puh-weezzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths |

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:"Well, it does seem like I may be considered a defective Jack when it comes to that mindset(depending on who you ask)."No, I remember giving you a fairly thorough exam. You definitely aren't defective. ;p
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:No - the 'P.O.ed'-ness is totally understandable, no arguments there. Sorry about all that. Strange days indeed..."You don't need to apologize, but thanks anyway.
I remember engaging in slaadi guerilla tactics on both the Tanar'ri, Baatezu, and the Yugoloths during the Blood War...
Yeah, we won. Losers.

Kobold Catgirl |

Kobold Cleaver wrote:Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:NO! Go watch Clifford the Big Red Dog! I hear they're finally getting him put down in this episode!Wrath of the Spider Queen... P L E A S E . . .
Eyes enlarge and sparkle.
NO!
JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon Cleaver...if you watch it with me, I promise I'll clean all the cobwebs off your brass phylactery case for you. Puh-weezzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
It's not brass, you little twerp! Anyways, I'm sure they're just sending the dog to a nice humane society...go and find out.

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:"Well, it does seem like I may be considered a defective Jack when it comes to that mindset(depending on who you ask)."No, I remember giving you a fairly thorough exam. You definitely aren't defective. ;p
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:No - the 'P.O.ed'-ness is totally understandable, no arguments there. Sorry about all that. Strange days indeed..."You don't need to apologize, but thanks anyway.
I remember engaging in slaadi guerilla tactics on both the Tanar'ri, Baatezu, and the Yugoloths during the Blood War... so, I'm not a stranger to War. After the Slaadi lost to the Jacks, it hit me unexpectantly hard. I'm afraid that with spending all my time lately as a human female, I might be getting too soft.
There's nothing wrong with being soft. I might be biased in my opinion that subject though (after that exam, anyway... :D)

Ambrosia Slaad |

Yoink!
*Comes in and swallows Ambrosia Slaad*
It is no longer a danger, Jacks.
As for you- after your recent carnage, you think I'd just show up in the flesh, totally vulnerable? At least there are no calories in phantasms, otherwise your body would swell to the size of your ego, you overgrown biomechanical weed.

lynora-Jill |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Nope, all my enemies (and scores of innocent civilians) will be smooshed and remolded into My Little Ponies. I have hideous plans for the Jacks (hint: part Pony, part Care Bear)."Um...wait - what?" O.o
I do not have a good feeling about this...

lynora-Jill |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:KaeYoss wrote:You have to bring up spiders. I hate spiders. The more legs it has, the less I like it. That sometimes starts at 2. When we get to 8, it's far too late.So, by that reasoning, do you hate spiders twice as much as poodles? Or does it go up by orders of magnitude?
Yes, please show your work when you calculate your hate. ;)
Yoink!
*Comes in and swallows Ambrosia Slaad*
It is no longer a danger, Jacks.
Bad PlantJack! No eating my friends!

Jack Hammer |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Wait, you're a guy and you're a Jack. I thought you all just automatically tune women out unless they are talking about sex, food, or sports? ;)"Well, it does seem like I may be considered a defective Jack when it comes to that mindset(depending on who you ask)."
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:And you can't expect a girl to just accept what the Jacks did to her home and not be a little P.O.ed?No - the 'P.O.ed'-ness is totally understandable, no arguments there. Sorry about all that. Strange days indeed..."
!!! *First Warning!*
Being a Jack means NEVER having to say you're sorry.

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Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:NO! Go watch Clifford the Big Red Dog! I hear they're finally getting him put down in this episode!Wrath of the Spider Queen... P L E A S E . . .
Eyes enlarge and sparkle.
You know they had him neutered on an episode of Robot Chicken...
Don't look now, but there's a spider on your head.

Jack Hammer |

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:"Well, it does seem like I may be considered a defective Jack when it comes to that mindset(depending on who you ask)."No, I remember giving you a fairly thorough exam. You definitely aren't defective. ;p
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:No - the 'P.O.ed'-ness is totally understandable, no arguments there. Sorry about all that. Strange days indeed..."You don't need to apologize, but thanks anyway.
I remember engaging in slaadi guerilla tactics on both the Tanar'ri, Baatezu, and the Yugoloths during the Blood War... so, I'm not a stranger to War. After the Slaadi lost to the Jacks, it hit me unexpectantly hard. I'm afraid that with spending all my time lately as a human female, I might be getting too soft.
Join us. You'll never lose a war again.
And we have beer. Lots of beer. And Jills. Not so many of them, but what they lack in numbers they make up for in quality. ;)
Ambrosia-Jill. It has a nice ring to it.

Richard Pett Contributor |

Richard Pett wrote:I'm dropping a package off on your doorstep, please ignore the scuttling sounds and open it...KaeYoss wrote:The same phrase applies to LougeRichard Pett wrote:All spiders deserve everything bad that happens to them...Listen to that man!
Why do I have the creeping suspicion that before long, Logue will come here with a link to a video where he cuddles and pets a tarantula?
It lives...sigh

Ambrosia Slaad |

Hence the phrase, Man-Jack. The problem you're facing, Ambrosia, is that the [Man]Slaads loved being invaded and trashed as much as the Jacks loved invading and trashing. There are just times that there's no winning as a Woman sharing a Man-Jack's/Man-Slaad's world. And I won't even attempt explaining slaads to you.
Slaadi are no strangers to War: hit-and-run when they can, scavenging when they can't. But to then attempt to enslave the slaadi, to brainwash them with propaganda and restoration programs from their Ministries of "Peace" and "Commerce"... the slaadi will never tolerate attempts to make them slaves.
Does this mean I'm now a Capulet and Devlyn is a Montague?

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Hence the phrase, Man-Jack. The problem you're facing, Ambrosia, is that the [Man]Slaads loved being invaded and trashed as much as the Jacks loved invading and trashing. There are just times that there's no winning as a Woman sharing a Man-Jack's/Man-Slaad's world. And I won't even attempt explaining slaads to you.Slaadi are no strangers to War: hit-and-run when they can, scavenging when they can't. But to then attempt to enslave the slaadi, to brainwash them with propaganda and restoration programs from their Ministries of "Peace" and "Commerce"... the slaadi will never tolerate attempts to make them slaves.
Does this mean I'm now a Capulet and Devlyn is a Montague?
Heh. A part of you craves law. I mean, who'd want to try to and clean up a home for slaads!? Whereas, the Jacks have a finely balanced commitment to both law and chaos. Seems to me there's an obvious answer.

Salty Jack |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Hence the phrase, Man-Jack. The problem you're facing, Ambrosia, is that the [Man]Slaads loved being invaded and trashed as much as the Jacks loved invading and trashing. There are just times that there's no winning as a Woman sharing a Man-Jack's/Man-Slaad's world. And I won't even attempt explaining slaads to you.Slaadi are no strangers to War: hit-and-run when they can, scavenging when they can't. But to then attempt to enslave the slaadi, to brainwash them with propaganda and restoration programs from their Ministries of "Peace" and "Commerce"... the slaadi will never tolerate attempts to make them slaves.
Does this mean I'm now a Capulet and Devlyn is a Montague?
The tale of forbidden love. A tale for all times. A tale for all species.

General J. Debauchery |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Heh. A part of you craves law. I mean, who'd want to try to and clean up a home for slaads!? Whereas, the Jacks have a finely balanced commitment to both law and chaos. Seems to me there's an obvious answer.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Hence the phrase, Man-Jack. The problem you're facing, Ambrosia, is that the [Man]Slaads loved being invaded and trashed as much as the Jacks loved invading and trashing. There are just times that there's no winning as a Woman sharing a Man-Jack's/Man-Slaad's world. And I won't even attempt explaining slaads to you.Slaadi are no strangers to War: hit-and-run when they can, scavenging when they can't. But to then attempt to enslave the slaadi, to brainwash them with propaganda and restoration programs from their Ministries of "Peace" and "Commerce"... the slaadi will never tolerate attempts to make them slaves.
Does this mean I'm now a Capulet and Devlyn is a Montague?
Join us, dear Ambrosia. You shall be as a Queen amongst the Threads.

lynora-Jill |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Hence the phrase, Man-Jack. The problem you're facing, Ambrosia, is that the [Man]Slaads loved being invaded and trashed as much as the Jacks loved invading and trashing. There are just times that there's no winning as a Woman sharing a Man-Jack's/Man-Slaad's world. And I won't even attempt explaining slaads to you.Slaadi are no strangers to War: hit-and-run when they can, scavenging when they can't. But to then attempt to enslave the slaadi, to brainwash them with propaganda and restoration programs from their Ministries of "Peace" and "Commerce"... the slaadi will never tolerate attempts to make them slaves.
Does this mean I'm now a Capulet and Devlyn is a Montague?
Huh? Restoration programs? When did they have time for restoration programs? Most of them were too busy drinking.
Anyways, I'm sorry your home got trashed. Hopefully the boys all have it out of their system now. If you like you can borrow my Compact of Cleanliness. It can handle almost any mess.