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ArchLich wrote:
Nicolas Louge wrote:
FenrysStar wrote:
I don't want to drag out the Summon Nick ritual but I'd love to know what his time table is right now on this and the GM book I also pre-ordered.
You never know who you might get!

Maybe I need to start testing the Nicks. It involves a flame thrower.

I know the real Nick would laugh be annoyed at his singed clothes. Fake Nicks usually become blackened and crispy.

The goggles! They do nothing!


FenrysStar wrote:
I don't want to drag out the Summon Nick ritual but I'd love to know what his time table is right now on this and the GM book I also pre-ordered.

You never know who you might get!


taig wrote:
Sebastian's Mother wrote:
taig wrote:

I don't have a Grandpa Joe, so I guess I'm out.

I'll go with you!
Um, that's creepily not the same.

I'll take you!


Sebastian's True Identity wrote:
You only think it's your plan.

It's my plan!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Casts: Summon Nick

Yes?


Aberzombie wrote:
Thet dang hippeh! Mebbe we gotta git thuh dogs out tuh hunt thet Lowg feller down?

It's all lies and slander!


I don't like this foolish Pettery.


Nicolas Louge wrote:

YAR !!

Sneek peaks GALORE !

You stole my name and avatar, ya scallywag!


Kirth Gersen wrote:
P.S. "Logue" rhymes with both "rogue" and "pogue." Coincidence? I think not.

I disagree!


Richard Pett wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Richard Pett wrote:
All spiders deserve everything bad that happens to them...

Listen to that man!

Why do I have the creeping suspicion that before long, Logue will come here with a link to a video where he cuddles and pets a tarantula?

The same phrase applies to Louge

I'm dropping a package off on your doorstep, please ignore the scuttling sounds and open it...


It's all Pett's fault!


baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
I blame Sean K Reynolds this time, he probably has the interns getting his coffee for him. ;-)
By coffe I guess you mean hookers and blow ... oh wait that's Louge.

I resent those allegations!


Richard Pett wrote:
and answer your phone calls whilst you're being abused:)

Pett fears me so much, he'll only call and leave heavy breathing on my message machine.


DitheringFool wrote:
So with all these Nicks running around here I am forced to ponder...is Nikolai or Nicolases the plural form?

There can be only one Nicolas!

(And no Petts!)


Nicolas Louge wrote:

'Ahem'

Let there be Peace with both our Great Houses.

Traitorous doppelganger!


I just recieved a phone call from Pett and have decided to graciously accept his surrender and apology for starting all this trouble.
Huzzah! Victory!


Richard Pett wrote:
Nicolas Louge wrote:
Panama Jack wrote:

It's rather beside the point for you to try to fight back now, Louge.

YOU ARE DEFEATED.

Bah! Pett prefers this version. It's an automatic win for me!

Victory! Huzzah!

An outrageous slurr - back it up sir, back it up I say!

I saw you eating a baguette!

And wearing a beret!
Don't make me get the pictures!


Prepare for some fisticuffs, scallywag!


Panama Jack wrote:

It's rather beside the point for you to try to fight back now, Louge.

YOU ARE DEFEATED.

Bah! Pett prefers this version. It's an automatic win for me!

Victory! Huzzah!


Richard Pett wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
And who or rather what is this Queen that keeps getting bantered about? Does he/she/it have a hive and is it worth much XP?
Put them up sir -put them up!

*Readies +5 Hooilgan Bane shortsword to backstab Pett*


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Richard Pett wrote:

Sends Louge short, highly abusive email containing references to part of Nics anatomy being like a part of a dog's anatomy.

have at you!

Louge takes 500 h.p. in damage, and needs to make a wil save; d.c. 57.

Hey, we're not playing 4E here! You can't hurt me with words!


*Rolls Initiative*
Aha! A 15!


Richard Pett wrote:
Nicolas Louge wrote:
Nicolas Logue wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
Nicolas Louge wrote:
I would like to inform everyone that I have sold the rights of Sinister Adventures to Richard Pett. The site will now be known as Pett's Projects and will be about undead haggis and Richard's favorite Roper soccer team.
Oh man you sure made me spill coke out my noose... Soda coke...not the good one XD :roflmao:
Damn Rich Pett!
Indeed! I'm still waiting for the check to come in the mail!
It's cheque...

A pox on your Queens English, I say!


Nicolas Logue wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
Nicolas Louge wrote:
I would like to inform everyone that I have sold the rights of Sinister Adventures to Richard Pett. The site will now be known as Pett's Projects and will be about undead haggis and Richard's favorite Roper soccer team.
Oh man you sure made me spill coke out my noose... Soda coke...not the good one XD :roflmao:
Damn Rich Pett!

Indeed! I'm still waiting for the check to come in the mail!


Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

Pitchfork rental...reasonable rates!

Also useful for Nic Logue impersonators!

Quiet you!


I would like to inform everyone that I have sold the rights of Sinister Adventures to Richard Pett. The site will now be known as Pett's Projects and will be about undead haggis and Richard's favorite Roper soccer team.