Hence the phrase, Man-Jack. The problem you're facing, Ambrosia, is that the [Man]Slaads loved being invaded and trashed as much as the Jacks loved invading and trashing. There are just times that there's no winning as a Woman sharing a Man-Jack's/Man-Slaad's world. And I won't even attempt explaining slaads to you.Slaadi are no strangers to War: hit-and-run when they can, scavenging when they can't. But to then attempt to enslave the slaadi, to brainwash them with propaganda and restoration programs from their Ministries of "Peace" and "Commerce"... the slaadi will never tolerate attempts to make them slaves.
Join us. You'll never lose a war again.
And we have beer. Lots of beer. And Jills. Not so many of them, but what they lack in numbers they make up for in quality. ;)
Ambrosia-Jill. It has a nice ring to it.
No.
You know, if Ambrosia had been on the Slaad Thread at the beginning of our excursion I'm sure a compromise coulda been worked out...
Do you think me that gullible, or do you wish to provoke me into something immediate and rash?
And yes, I agree that the male slaadi enjoyed our redecoration efforts...
Violence and destruction are necessary seeds of Creation. That is the nature of Chaos. Your continued occupation and propaganda efforts in the slaadi demiplane however are not welcome.
Hence the phrase, Man-Jack. The problem you're facing, Ambrosia, is that the [Man]Slaads loved being invaded and trashed as much as the Jacks loved invading and trashing. There are just times that there's no winning as a Woman sharing a Man-Jack's/Man-Slaad's world. And I won't even attempt explaining slaads to you.Slaadi are no strangers to War: hit-and-run when they can, scavenging when they can't. But to then attempt to enslave the slaadi, to brainwash them with propaganda and restoration programs from their Ministries of "Peace" and "Commerce"... the slaadi will never tolerate attempts to make them slaves.
Huh? Restoration programs? When did they have time for restoration programs? Most of them were too busy drinking.
Anyways, I'm sorry your home got trashed. Hopefully the boys all have it out of their system now. If you like you can borrow my Compact of Cleanliness. It can handle almost any mess.
*!!! Second Violation! Different Jack/Jill!*
Being a Jill means NEVER having to say you're sorry.
Now an offer to mud wrestle the HAWT female from a different cult is perfectly acceptable. As are other offers to entice said female to join the ranks of the HAWT Jills.
*!!! Second Violation! Different Jack/Jill!*Being a Jill means NEVER having to say you're sorry.
Now an offer to mud wrestle the HAWT female from a different cult is perfectly acceptable. As are other offers to entice said female to join the ranks of the HAWT Jills.
Being a Jill means never having to follow the rules, hon. The never having to say you're sorry thing is for the Jacks.
Being a Jill means never having to follow the rules, hon. The never having to say you're sorry thing is for the Jacks.
*!!! Second Violation! Different Jack/Jill!*Being a Jill means NEVER having to say you're sorry.
Now an offer to mud wrestle the HAWT female from a different cult is perfectly acceptable. As are other offers to entice said female to join the ranks of the HAWT Jills.
*ERROR* Logic Sequence Interrupted
QUERY: Verify claim
RESULT: Jills have participated in Thread Wars. Have never 'had' to say 'sorry' before. Delineation of apology-immunity limited to male members of Jack Cult rejected.
POSIT: Perhaps claim/apology is tool to ensure compliance of sub-thread participants?
Heh. A part of you craves law. I mean, who'd want to try to and clean up a home for slaads!? Whereas, the Jacks have a finely balanced commitment to both law and chaos. Seems to me there's an obvious answer.Chaos does not mean living in filth. And destruction for destruction's sake? I do not consider the insane to follow Chaos.
Huh? Restoration programs? When did they have time for restoration programs? Most of them were too busy drinking.The agents of Jack loudly and gleefully proclaim their "plans" in the Slaadi demiplane.
Anyways, I'm sorry your home got trashed. Hopefully the boys all have it out of their system now. If you like you can borrow my Compact of Cleanliness. It can handle almost any mess.
Thank you, merciful angel, but sometimes hard work reveals its own rewards.
Anyways, I'm sorry your home got trashed. Hopefully the boys all have it out of their system now. If you like you can borrow my Compact of Cleanliness. It can handle almost any mess.Thank you, merciful angel, but sometimes hard work reveals its own rewards.
I'm thinking French Maid outfit. Now that would be a reward! ;)
The agents of Jack loudly and gleefully proclaim their "plans" in the Slaadi demiplane.
I'll see what I can do about that.
Anyways, I'm sorry your home got trashed. Hopefully the boys all have it out of their system now. If you like you can borrow my Compact of Cleanliness. It can handle almost any mess.
Thank you, merciful angel, but sometimes hard work reveals its own rewards.
Okay, but it's available if you change your mind.
Nah, spiders are nothing to get weird or freakish about.
You're so wrong!
While we're on it: men don't think about sex every 7 seconds, ...True. For some of us, it is MUCH more frequently then that.
I have one of my personalities set on it. It thinks about sex all the time.
You have to bring up spiders. I hate spiders. The more legs it has, the less I like it. That sometimes starts at 2. When we get to 8, it's far too late.So, by that reasoning, do you hate spiders twice as much as poodles? Or does it go up by orders of magnitude?
In order to understand that stuff, you'd have to be a real child of the Maelstrom. You salads are just wannabes.
The formulae involved incorporate several concepts that are complete anathema to math. Take that, axiomites!
But rest assured, my spider hate is a lot, lot more than twice of my poodle hate. A lot.
It lives...sighI'm dropping a package off on your doorstep, please ignore the scuttling sounds and open it...The same phrase applies to LougeAll spiders deserve everything bad that happens to them...Listen to that man!
Why do I have the creeping suspicion that before long, Logue will come here with a link to a video where he cuddles and pets a tarantula?
Of course. You have to kill it twice over - and THEN use a wish conned from a lawful genie to keep him really dead. It has to be worded perfectly. Backwards. In Uncommon.
In order to understand that stuff, you'd have to be a real child of the Maelstrom. You salads are just wannabes.Salads? Oh my that stung, my cheeks are blushing rogue-red.
The formulae involved incorporate several concepts that are complete anathema to math. Take that, axiomites!
But rest assured, my spider hate is a lot, lot more than twice of my poodle hate. A lot.
It's ok, I hate math anyway. Apparently not as much as you and the Kobold hate spiders though.
Of course. You have to kill it twice over - and THEN use a wish conned from a lawful genie to keep him really dead. It has to be worded perfectly. Backwards. In Uncommon.
Wouldn't it be easier to simply "Return To Sender" it? Even if it doesn't make it all the way back before letting itself out of the box, it's still better it gets the carrier than him.
Of course. You have to kill it twice over - and THEN use a wish conned from a lawful genie to keep him really dead. It has to be worded perfectly. Backwards. In Uncommon.Wouldn't it be easier to simply "Return To Sender" it? Even if it doesn't make it all the way back before letting itself out of the box, it's still better it gets the carrier than him.
He was talking about The Louge.