It is much too early. If this were the regular school year, I'd just be rolling out of bed about now. And the kidlet would have to get up at 8. Instead, summer school starts early and he rides the bus instead of walks, so I've already been up for an hour. Ugh. I do not like seeing any time on the clock that starts with a 6 and includes the am descriptor.
<Takes out Uzi 9mm (magic missile) and fires it at frog>
Time for you to croak, froggy!
Wait, let me try...
*aims*
*shoots the lord secretary in the face*
You got in the way!!! You owe me an apology.
Wait, let me try...
*aims*
*shoots the lord secretary in the face*
You got in the way!!! You owe me an apology.
It's going to take forever to get these burn marks out of my fur.
<Eats Dick Cheney's head>
That'll teach you to be a dick!
Off with their heads!
Sigh. Why do we always get interrupted just when things start to get good?
<Woozy from blood wine/prune juice cocktail. Knocks on First Lady's chamber doors.>Ms. Solnes, Ms. Lynora? The President would like to see you in his office to go over some new "interrogation" techniques.
(That should get them out of the room)
Me thinks its a conspiracy!
Turns out our "illustrious" leader only has a PG life. Grab a pitch fork. I'll bring the torches.
I happen to know that a certain Angry Fanboy has a G rated life! Back off or I tell everyone!
It is much too early. If this were the regular school year, I'd just be rolling out of bed about now. And the kidlet would have to get up at 8. Instead, summer school starts early and he rides the bus instead of walks, so I've already been up for an hour. Ugh. I do not like seeing any time on the clock that starts with a 6 and includes the am descriptor.
Anytime before 8 am is evil.
It is much too early. If this were the regular school year, I'd just be rolling out of bed about now. And the kidlet would have to get up at 8. Instead, summer school starts early and he rides the bus instead of walks, so I've already been up for an hour. Ugh. I do not like seeing any time on the clock that starts with a 6 and includes the am descriptor.Anytime before 8 am is evil.
8 am is about the time I usually go to bed, but that will end in a month
It is much too early. If this were the regular school year, I'd just be rolling out of bed about now. And the kidlet would have to get up at 8. Instead, summer school starts early and he rides the bus instead of walks, so I've already been up for an hour. Ugh. I do not like seeing any time on the clock that starts with a 6 and includes the am descriptor.Anytime before 8 am is evil.8 am is about the time I usually go to bed, but that will end in a month
Third shift or university student?
A Buddha
In Tokyo in the Meiji era there lived two prominent teachers of opposite characteristics. One, Unsho, an instructor in Shingon, kept Buddha's precepts scrupulously. He never drank intoxicants, nor did he eat after eleven o'clock in the morning. The other teacher, Tanzan, a professor of philosophy at the Imperial University, never observed the precepts. Whenever he felt like eating, he ate, and when he felt like sleeping in the daytime he slept.
One day Unsho visited Tanzan, who was drinking wine at the time, not even a drop of which is suppposed to touch the tongue of a Buddhist.
"Hello, brother," Tanzan greeted him. "Won't you have a drink?"
"I never drink!" exclaimed Unsho solemnly.
"One who does not drink is not even human," said Tanzan.
"Do you mean to call me inhuman just because I do not indulge inintoxicating liquids!" exclaimed Unsho in anger. "Then if I am not human, what am I?"
"A Buddha," answered Tanzan.
Where is Hugh Jackman? The WSMA* sent me to recover him! Somebody talk or I start breaking out the teacups!
*Wolverine is the Sexiest Mutant Alive: All female Australian Hugh Jackman fan-club.
Where is Hugh Jackman? The WSMA* sent me to recover him! Somebody talk or I start breaking out the teacups!
*Wolverine is the Sexiest Mutant Alive: All female Australian Hugh Jackman fan-club.
<Sighs, then proceeds in monotone>
Don't worry...I'll take care of this...<Pulls out big gun, knowing it won't have any effect on its target>
Blam blam blam. Die, Vin Diesel scum...
The City In the Sea by Eddy Poe
Goodness, that Poe guy was cheerful.
Wasn't he though? I'd love to see a Poe inspired line of greeting cards.
Where is Hugh Jackman? The WSMA* sent me to recover him! Somebody talk or I start breaking out the teacups!
*Wolverine is the Sexiest Mutant Alive: All female Australian Hugh Jackman fan-club.
<Sighs, then proceeds in monotone>
Don't worry...I'll take care of this...
<Pulls out big gun, knowing it won't have any effect on its target>
Blam blam blam. Die, Vin Diesel scum...
But, I'm the good guy!
Where is Hugh Jackman? The WSMA* sent me to recover him! Somebody talk or I start breaking out the teacups!
*Wolverine is the Sexiest Mutant Alive: All female Australian Hugh Jackman fan-club.
<Sighs, then proceeds in monotone>
Don't worry...I'll take care of this...
<Pulls out big gun, knowing it won't have any effect on its target>
Blam blam blam. Die, Vin Diesel scum...
But, I'm the good guy!
Damn! That wasn't supposed to happen. Medic!
"I love you with all my Tell-Tale Heart"Wasn't he though? I'd love to see a Poe inspired line of greeting cards.The City In the Sea by Eddy Poe
Goodness, that Poe guy was cheerful.
Spot on! With a nice lithograph of a horrified man staring down at a heart in the floorboards.
Damn! That wasn't supposed to happen. Medic!
Where is Hugh Jackman? The WSMA* sent me to recover him! Somebody talk or I start breaking out the teacups!
*Wolverine is the Sexiest Mutant Alive: All female Australian Hugh Jackman fan-club.
<Sighs, then proceeds in monotone>
Don't worry...I'll take care of this...
<Pulls out big gun, knowing it won't have any effect on its target>
Blam blam blam. Die, Vin Diesel scum...
But, I'm the good guy!
*looks surprised*
Hmmm. This has possibilities.
*directs newer interns to carry the body into a super-secret area where Helga and some ultra top-secret projects reside.*
Don't worry, he'll be fine. We'll have him back among the living in no time. :)
Er, but I won't be able to let you have those interns back until tomorrow. Erasing memories is sooo time consuming. It's like an hour at least for every minute gone. We're still working on that technology.
*khooo* *kssshh*
*khooo* *kssshh*
*khooo* *kssshh*
I ... I live!
I live to serve, Mistress!
Velcro!
*khooo* *kssshh*
*khooo* *kssshh*
*khooo* *kssshh*I ... I live!
I live to serve, Mistress!
Now those are words I like to hear!
To start with you can help us find that naughty Hugh Jackman. And if you bring him back quick enough, I might be persuaded to punish you too. ;)
Yes, Mistress!
Yes, Mistress!
*Runs into thread*
Phew. I was really scared I'd be turned into a poodle there.
Yes, Mistress!
*Runs into thread*
Phew. I was really scared I'd be turned into a poodle there.
Too late! But you are just in time to help me make some more soup!
Too late! But you are just in time to help me make some more soup!Yes, Mistress!
*Runs into thread*
Phew. I was really scared I'd be turned into a poodle there.
What?
*Looks in mirror*GAH!! I'm...ugly...er.
*Shrugs*
So, why do you need my help to make soup? All you have to do is put some boiling water in the pot and jump in (Suggestion).
ayup.
I think this thread is too long and off topic. Can we get back on track here, guys? This is Paizo after all. We have standards to uphold.
Goddang hippehs.
Third shift or university student?It is much too early. If this were the regular school year, I'd just be rolling out of bed about now. And the kidlet would have to get up at 8. Instead, summer school starts early and he rides the bus instead of walks, so I've already been up for an hour. Ugh. I do not like seeing any time on the clock that starts with a 6 and includes the am descriptor.Anytime before 8 am is evil.8 am is about the time I usually go to bed, but that will end in a month
Both right now, going back to full time student in August.
I think this thread is too long and off topic. Can we get back on track here, guys? This is Paizo after all. We have standards to uphold.Goddang hippehs.
and their stupid mullets *grabs assault rifle of *acid darts* and starts shooting hippehs*
Get a job you goddang hippehs
New page yet?
*edit*
Yay on top of another new page, lets keep the pace up people
What?
*Looks in mirror*
GAH!! I'm...ugly...er.
*Shrugs*
So, why do you need my help to make soup? All you have to do is put some boiling water in the pot and jump in (Suggestion).
Ahh! You've made poodle noodle soup before! Come with me to ze kitchon! I ave a pot of water already boiling!
Hippehs ain't got mullets. Mullet goofballs are the ones with Camaros and gold chains, meth labs and missin' teeth.
Hippehs smell laik patchouli and have long natty hair and beards and their wimmins don't shave nuttin'
Get it raight or I'll have mah cousin replace you!
Somebody told me there would be a drum circle in this thread. Is that true?
Somebody told me there would be a drum circle in this thread. Is that true?
*Aims shotgun loaded with patchouli seeking 00 buckshot*
PULL!!!!!
Somebody told me there would be a drum circle in this thread. Is that true?
*Aims shotgun loaded with patchouli seeking 00 buckshot*
PULL!!!!!
If you're anything like that Cheney guy, the safest place I could be is right in front of you.
If you're anything like that Cheney guy, the safest place I could be is right in front of you.Somebody told me there would be a drum circle in this thread. Is that true?
*Aims shotgun loaded with patchouli seeking 00 buckshot*
PULL!!!!!
I warned ya kiddo... You got three seconds to pack up your drum circle.
You're all just slaves to the corporate machine!!!
If you're anything like that Cheney guy, the safest place I could be is right in front of you.Somebody told me there would be a drum circle in this thread. Is that true?
*Aims shotgun loaded with patchouli seeking 00 buckshot*
PULL!!!!!
Cheney doesn't have Patchouli seeking buck shot, son...