*comes out of her office wearing a couple of pages from a desk calendar taped together*
I don't suppose we happen to have any cloth uniforms around here anywhere?
Obviously you didn't get the memo about saving paper products in the office did you lynora? No more of this wasting of paper, do you relize how many trees we kill each year? And what for? To protect your misguided sense of shame. No, I'm afraid I am very disappointed in you, I really though you would have more respect for our planet. ;p
*looks down with a mix of sadness and anticipation*
LOL. :) Men can be sooo weird sometimes. ;)
The Lord President went all Rambo on Arendell.....guess whats good for the goose isn't for the gander....hypocrite ;)
Sometimes? I was just thinking that they can be NORMAL sometimes!
;)
VVVVVVBLLLLXX!*
*leaps at the next chainmail bikini clad beauty*
*(Desert!!)
*ties together first pets feelers!*
This outfit is new and paid for with tax payer dollars! No chainmail for you!
*comes out of her office wearing a couple of pages from a desk calendar taped together*
I don't suppose we happen to have any cloth uniforms around here anywhere?
Obviously you didn't get the memo about saving paper products in the office did you lynora? No more of this wasting of paper, do you relize how many trees we kill each year? And what for? To protect your misguided sense of shame. No, I'm afraid I am very disappointed in you, I really though you would have more respect for our planet. ;p
*looks down with a mix of sadness and anticipation*
Don't you have work you should be doing LORD president?!
Come Lynora, I'll get you some clothes...I'm sure I have something that will fit. ;)
*comes out of her office wearing a couple of pages from a desk calendar taped together*
I don't suppose we happen to have any cloth uniforms around here anywhere?
Obviously you didn't get the memo about saving paper products in the office did you lynora? No more of this wasting of paper, do you relize how many trees we kill each year? And what for? To protect your misguided sense of shame. No, I'm afraid I am very disappointed in you, I really though you would have more respect for our planet. ;p
*looks down with a mix of sadness and anticipation*
Well, I look at it like this. These pages are from months that are already past. So they were going to be recycled anyways. I just recycled them as a dress.
And I would have used the curtains, but somehow any trace of anything fabric had been mysteriously removed from my office.
Don't you have work you should be doing LORD president?!
Come Lynora, I'll get you some clothes...I'm sure I have something that will fit. ;)
Oh, thank you!
Oh, thank you!Don't you have work you should be doing LORD president?!
Come Lynora, I'll get you some clothes...I'm sure I have something that will fit. ;)
Be careful Lynora, she can get kinda handsy.
*walks off whispering*
wow talk about out of the fryin' pan an' into the fire. ;)
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the Skipper brave and sure,
five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour,
a three hour tour.The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
the Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.The ship aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
with Gilligan,
the Skipper too.
A millionaire and his wife,
a movie star,
the professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.
Skipper!
Oh, thank you!Don't you have work you should be doing LORD president?!
Come Lynora, I'll get you some clothes...I'm sure I have something that will fit. ;)
Be careful Lynora, she can get kinda handsy.
*walks off whispering*
wow talk about out of the fryin' pan an' into the fire. ;)
Meh, as long as we avoid any more public humiliation, I'm good.
Skipper!
Lil' Buddy!
Meh, as long as we avoid any more public humiliation, I'm good.
I thought most of the cabinet was responsible for public humiliation...
Skipper!Lil' Buddy!
Skipper!
<Prepares for blow from Skipper's hat>
Meh, as long as we avoid any more public humiliation, I'm good.I thought most of the cabinet was responsible for public humiliation...
I meant with me as the target of it.
I guess now would be a bad time to mention the newly installed "security" cameras.
If I ever catch you watching reruns of me running to my office after the rust monster dissolved my outfit, you will regret it. Let's not forget Helga, shall we? ;)
I meant with me as the target of it.Meh, as long as we avoid any more public humiliation, I'm good.I thought most of the cabinet was responsible for public humiliation...
Again, I thought most of the cabinet was responsible for that. :)
<Holds up French maid's uniform>
I meant with me as the target of it.Meh, as long as we avoid any more public humiliation, I'm good.I thought most of the cabinet was responsible for public humiliation...Again, I thought most of the cabinet was responsible for that. :)
<Holds up French maid's uniform>
I guess I ran her off...
Is that screaming I hear?
Come Lynora, I'll get you some clothes...I'm sure I have something that will fit. ;)Oh, thank you!
Darn it, I would have offered her half of my outfit. She could even pick- right or left half.
Again, I thought most of the cabinet was responsible for that. :) <Holds up French maid's uniform>
Ooo, kinky! Although I think you'd enjoy it more Secretary FuzzyButt if you did a full-body Brazilian wax before you tried it on. {glances around at plethora of candles} And we've even got plenty of wax. Whatta ya say? Just do a few shots of Old Janx Spirit and you won't feel a thing.
Skipper!Lil' Buddy!Skipper!
<Prepares for blow from Skipper's hat>
Lil' Buddy!!
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.
*whack*
As Gibbs says, "It's no good if you see it coming."
How are we ever going to get off this island?
Come Lynora, I'll get you some clothes...I'm sure I have something that will fit. ;)Oh, thank you!Darn it, I would have offered her half of my outfit. She could even pick- right or left half.
Again, I thought most of the cabinet was responsible for that. :) <Holds up French maid's uniform>Ooo, kinky! Although I think you'd enjoy it more Secretary FuzzyButt if you did a full-body Brazilian wax before you tried it on. {glances around at plethora of candles} And we've even got plenty of wax. Whatta ya say? Just do a few shots of Old Janx Spirit and you won't feel a thing.
I'd need a case before I decide to get all my fur removed.
How are we ever going to get off this island?
I don't know... Can you remember why the professor can't fix a four-foot hole in a boat again?
How are we ever going to get off this island?I don't know... Can you remember why the professor can't fix a four-foot hole in a boat again?
I believe their names are Ginger and Mary Ann, she says dryly.
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<Looks at Moorluck's Rustmonster, dreamily> Can I play with you? <Bats eyelashes>Sorry to kill the mood, Rusty:
"But they're cousins, identical cousins all the way;
one pair of matching bookends, different as night and day.* Crap, I think I've been possessed by Karaokeheart!!! *
"Still they're cousins, identical cousins and you'll find
they laugh alike, they walk alike, at times they even talk alike.
You can lose your mind ... when cousins are two of a kind!"
Wait... how is it possible for a slaadi ghost to be possessed?
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How are we ever going to get off this island?I don't know... Can you remember why the professor can't fix a four-foot hole in a boat again?
Shoots the weird people with his rocket launcher. Maybe we should recruit some of the ayuppies from the Untitled thread to work as security. These "dang hippehs" are causing chaos!
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If I ever catch you watching reruns of me running to my office after the rust monster dissolved my outfit, you will regret it. Let's not forget Helga, shall we? ;)
mmmm Helga...
*runs to the security room to misappropriate some erroneous footage into his private collection...*
If I ever catch you watching reruns of me running to my office after the rust monster dissolved my outfit, you will regret it. Let's not forget Helga, shall we? ;)mmmm Helga...
*runs to the security room to misappropriate some erroneous footage into his private collection...*
Not so private any longer! You know...since you just told us about it?...
Meh, as long as we avoid any more public humiliation, I'm good.Oh, thank you!Don't you have work you should be doing LORD president?!
Come Lynora, I'll get you some clothes...I'm sure I have something that will fit. ;)
Be careful Lynora, she can get kinda handsy.
*walks off whispering*
wow talk about out of the fryin' pan an' into the fire. ;)
Meh? The woman says meh?!
I'm not sure if I should be thankful or insulted!
And no video surveillance in my private chambers!!!
I believe their names are Ginger and Mary Ann, she says dryly.How are we ever going to get off this island?I don't know... Can you remember why the professor can't fix a four-foot hole in a boat again?
How very astute!
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Not so private any longer! You know...since you just told us about it?...If I ever catch you watching reruns of me running to my office after the rust monster dissolved my outfit, you will regret it. Let's not forget Helga, shall we? ;)mmmm Helga...
*runs to the security room to misappropriate some erroneous footage into his private collection...*
It's not secret, just private. I'm not above sharing if someone asks nicely...
It's not secret, just private. I'm not above sharing if someone asks nicely...Not so private any longer! You know...since you just told us about it?...If I ever catch you watching reruns of me running to my office after the rust monster dissolved my outfit, you will regret it. Let's not forget Helga, shall we? ;)mmmm Helga...
*runs to the security room to misappropriate some erroneous footage into his private collection...*
Tell me where it is!
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please
It's not secret, just private. I'm not above sharing if someone asks nicely...Not so private any longer! You know...since you just told us about it?...If I ever catch you watching reruns of me running to my office after the rust monster dissolved my outfit, you will regret it. Let's not forget Helga, shall we? ;)mmmm Helga...
*runs to the security room to misappropriate some erroneous footage into his private collection...*
Oh, Gods please no. Do not share what you and Helga do behing closed doors, they are closed for a reason.
This isn't to bad started 7 weeks ago and now over 71 pages, but still need more, we mush continue the fight to go even longer.
This thread may take our lives, but it will never take our FREEDOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What was our page goal again???
thats right 551 pages. only 479 more pages, we are 13.07% (rounded to the nearest hundreth of a percent)there. Not bad work for 7 weeks if I might say. My math skills are improving, yay, Lord President Moorlucks education plan is working and in such a fast manner, we chose right, when we were asked to choose at gunpoint.
Getting right on it, President!
Mother, mother
There's too many of you crying
Brother, brother, brother
There's far too many of you dying
You know we've got to find a way
To bring some lovin' here today - Ya
Father, father
We don't need to escalate
You see, war is not the answer
For only love can conquer hate
You know we've got to find a way
To bring some lovin' here today
Picket lines and picket signs