Ohhhh lord I am so gonna get banned.
Please understand that our objective is to make a quantitave long thread, not long post please for those of you making such long posts, I request that you break up the post in either line, or stanza, form to make many more posts.
Me, make a short post? Is it... is it even possible?
Me, make a short post? Is it... is it even possible?
go ahead and write a long post, just cut and paste it into several smaller ones, you keep your long post and we get the thread longer and longer, a win win for everyone. Also if you do It I will toss in 15pp deal
Me, make a short post? Is it... is it even possible?go ahead and write a long post, just cut and paste it into several smaller ones, you keep your long post and we get the thread longer and longer, a win win for everyone. Also if you do It I will toss in 15pp deal
15 pp? Ug... how upsetting. I think we've discovered... my price. No more long posts in this thread for me.
::extends open palm::
since you have accepted the terms, there is now a 10pp signing bonus, glad you came around.
*hands The Jade 25pp. Have a nice day
*edit*
Just remember to keep the posts coming, we like large volumes of posts, not really long posts.
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Who was--oh well. Gah!
*Avoids attack*
You could have hurt me there! I'm getting out of here...into the kitchen!
*Runs into kitchen*
Um... I'm still chasing you, remember? Or was that someone else? Either way, the chef is gonna kill you with his +5 axiomatic acid burst yugoloth bane ladle of whacking.
Now, I hear there's a problem with a majorly communicable disease/curse on the salad thread. If anyone bearing it ever comes here, a battalion of GARs will give them a few "fireworks."
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Fine. You're an idiot, with stupid hair.As the rulers of new Paizonia, My Cabinet and Myself don't "godmode", we are Gods.Um, this a single trhead. You don't control the Jacks, you don't control the Poodles, and you barely control any subjects!Other threads are outside New Paizonia. I don't control, I encorage free thought and independence.
Shoots the heretic who just happens to not have any hair.
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*Runs in*
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That's long! :)
Cheers! :D
Rabble?
Hey, Flash I have a question for you.
~looks down at his ladle~
Mon Dieu! Is zat what it does?
*SMAK*
Zis will make preparing ze poodles for ze soup MUCH easier!
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Hey, Flash I have a question for you.
Sure Lynora no problem. :)
Send me an e-mail to flash_cxxi@hotmail.com and I'll send 'em back to ya. :)
since you have accepted the terms, there is now a 10pp signing bonus, glad you came around.
*hands The Jade 25pp. Have a nice day
*edit*
Just remember to keep the posts coming, we like large volumes of posts, not really long posts.
Gotcha.
Rabble?
Br... brother?
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I think I came into this 'conversation' to late.
Could anyone give me a heads up as to wtf?Cheers! :D
Allow me to illuminate.
Someone posted on the Website Feedback forum that there should be a cap on how many replies can be made to any given post. It is still the original post of this thread.
The Paizo community decided that the mature response to the suggestion would be to make this thread the longest thread these messageboards have ever seen.
Not long ago, the thread was moved from Website Feedback to Off Topic Discussions, just to keep things tidy, but we are still plugging away at "longest thread" status.
Your post helped us to reach that goal, and for that we thank you.
Mmmmm....cookie.
Wait... I thought you only liked brains. You must mean a gray matter brownie or something.
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Mmmmm....cookie.Wait... I thought you only liked brains. You must mean a gray matter brownie or something.
We usually call them biscuits in England, but as this is a predominantly US community, I thought I'd try out some forum stealth skills. Looks like it worked for 2 posts!
Cheers! :D
EDIT: I'm talking about cookies, not brains... I think...
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Mmmmm....cookie.Wait... I thought you only liked brains. You must mean a gray matter brownie or something.We usually call them biscuits in England, but as this is a predominantly US community, I thought I'd try out some forum stealth skills. Looks like it worked for 2 posts!
Cheers! :D
EDIT: I'm talking about cookies, not brains... I think...
FYI - We Yanks don't say "Cheers". You gave yourself away in your first post.
;) Welcome!
Mmmmm....cookie.Wait... I thought you only liked brains. You must mean a gray matter brownie or something.We usually call them biscuits in England, but as this is a predominantly US community, I thought I'd try out some forum stealth skills. Looks like it worked for 2 posts!
Cheers! :D
EDIT: I'm talking about cookies, not brains... I think...
Well we here on planet Blizzonga call brains cookies, so Aberzombie just may be right. No wait, he's definitely right. Call him left and he'll have a conniption fit.
Now I feel like a fool for using the EDIT button in this thread... :S
Cheers! :D
There are far greater reasons for you to feel the fool, ComicJam.
(Namely, that the fool will pay you to do so. He's quite rich and perverted)
I have to add winking emoticons to everything I type now to help express jest, because my forum-fu is creaking in atrophy, so ;).
FYI - We Yanks don't say "Cheers". You gave yourself away in your first post.
;) Welcome!
I feel so pwned...
Chee... er... See y'all! :D
lol...
LATERS!
Shoots the heretic who just happens to not have any hair.Fine. You're an idiot, with stupid hair.As the rulers of new Paizonia, My Cabinet and Myself don't "godmode", we are Gods.Um, this a single trhead. You don't control the Jacks, you don't control the Poodles, and you barely control any subjects!Other threads are outside New Paizonia. I don't control, I encorage free thought and independence.
AUGH!!! HE GOT MY LEG!!!!
*Leg retracts**Leg unretracts, completely whole*
Now...
*Draws sickle*
Fun time!
*Leaps at G.A.R., slashing with sickle*
That thing's laced with stygian venom! Feel the wrath of, um...me.
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DIE!
Shoots the heretic who just happens to not have any hair.Fine. You're an idiot, with stupid hair.As the rulers of new Paizonia, My Cabinet and Myself don't "godmode", we are Gods.Um, this a single trhead. You don't control the Jacks, you don't control the Poodles, and you barely control any subjects!Other threads are outside New Paizonia. I don't control, I encorage free thought and independence.
AUGH!!! HE GOT MY LEG!!!!
*Leg retracts*
*Leg unretracts, completely whole*
Now...
*Draws sickle*
Fun time!
*Leaps at G.A.R., slashing with sickle*
That thing's laced with stygian venom! Feel the wrath of, um...me.
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DIE!
~bonks him the head with his magic ladle.~
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Zis is quite fun! Maybe I can make him into a nice quiche?
Shoots the heretic who just happens to not have any hair.Fine. You're an idiot, with stupid hair.As the rulers of new Paizonia, My Cabinet and Myself don't "godmode", we are Gods.Um, this a single trhead. You don't control the Jacks, you don't control the Poodles, and you barely control any subjects!Other threads are outside New Paizonia. I don't control, I encorage free thought and independence.
AUGH!!! HE GOT MY LEG!!!!
*Leg retracts*
*Leg unretracts, completely whole*
Now...
*Draws sickle*
Fun time!
*Leaps at G.A.R., slashing with sickle*
That thing's laced with stygian venom! Feel the wrath of, um...me.
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DIE!~bonks him the head with his magic ladle.~
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Zis is quite fun! Maybe I can make him into a nice quiche?
*Turns and slashes at chef with sickle*
Muahaha! Feel the wrath of Stygian lumb--er, steel, fool! Hya!*arm shrinks back into body, along with the sickle. In the same moment, the arm regrows on his tail with the blade, slashing G.A.R. in the thigh. The arm shrinks back into his body and regrows back by his head*
~bonks him on the nose~
How rude!
Ow! *Slashes at the nose*
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FYI - We Yanks don't say "Cheers". You gave yourself away in your first post.
;) Welcome!
I feel so pwned...
Chee... er... See y'all! :D
Yeah, if'n ya don't want teh sound lahk an English-type then talk in an exaggerated hick accent.
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Shoots the heretic who just happens to not have any hair.Fine. You're an idiot, with stupid hair.As the rulers of new Paizonia, My Cabinet and Myself don't "godmode", we are Gods.Um, this a single trhead. You don't control the Jacks, you don't control the Poodles, and you barely control any subjects!Other threads are outside New Paizonia. I don't control, I encorage free thought and independence.
AUGH!!! HE GOT MY LEG!!!!
*Leg retracts*
*Leg unretracts, completely whole*
Now...
*Draws sickle*
Fun time!
*Leaps at G.A.R., slashing with sickle*
That thing's laced with stygian venom! Feel the wrath of, um...me.
...
DIE!
Snakes don't have legs. Change your avatar.
Ow! *Slashes at the nose*Isn't that thing laced with Stygian venom? Or are sna- I mean yugoloths- immune to that stuff? Either way, you're still gonna have to regrow your own nose. It's gotta hurt, and you're probably gonna get a nosebleed.
Okay, that's annoying.
First, I'm not a snake! My form is similar to that of a ravid. Second, I was slashing at his nose. Third...*Arm shrinks and regrows at back, slashing the nose of Gark*
Anybody want some Pecan Sandies? They're really goooood!
Anybody want some Pecan Sandies? They're really goooood!
Umm, those aren't the ones that you laced with the mind control substance are they? Never mind. I'm on a diet. Or something.
Ow! *Slashes at the nose*
Silly snake! Why do you slash at your own nose?
Silly snake! Why do you slash at your own nose?
To spite his face? *rimshot*
Take my orc, PLEASE!
Silly snake! Why do you slash at your own nose?To spite his face? *rimshot*
Take my orc, PLEASE!
He'll be here all week! Try the Pecan Sandies!
He'll be here all week! Try the Pecan Sandies!
I can stay forever, being a ghost and all. Does this castle fortress have an official haunting yet? I mean other than the poor souls who died of exhaustion in the Queen's dungeon?
{hand passes through container of cookies} Damn!
Ow! *Slashes at the nose*Silly snake! Why do you slash at your own nose?
*Slashes at Chef's nose again*
He'll be here all week! Try the Pecan Sandies!I can stay forever, being a ghost and all. Does this castle fortress have an official haunting yet? I mean other than the poor souls who died of exhaustion in the Queen's dungeon?
{hand passes through container of cookies} Damn!
Don't be silly. No one died in the Queen's dungeon. Well, not for very long. And the nanites really do improve their longterm physical well-being. Just ask them. And they're so much more agreeable now. Although that last one is taking an awful long time to locate our missing Hugh Jackman who is running quite late for his scheduled debriefing. I'm starting to get seriously annoyed.
Don't be silly. No one died in the Queen's dungeon. Well, not for very long. And the nanites really do improve their longterm physical well-being. Just ask them. And they're so much more agreeable now. Although that last one is taking an awful long time to locate our missing Hugh Jackman who is running quite late for his scheduled debriefing. I'm starting to get seriously annoyed.
{drifts off looking for Hugh} Look, Hugh, you need to man up. Go back in there and face the peril.
{looks behind couch} Look, it's your duty as a man to sample as much peril as you can.
{looks in kitchen pantry} Oh, won't you have just a little bit of peril?
And don't freak out 'cause I'm full of melon-ball-sized holes.
I'm so confused!