Cheerio, good chaps! I will now prepare my famous spotted dick and haggis! Come and taste my delicious delicacies!
Has anyone spotted Dick since last page? I need him to make some o' that good ol' hearty English food. And maybe someone's got a wife we can use for the haggis?
I'm tough to spot because I'm usually in hiding.
I'm tough to spot because I'm usually in hiding.
Grabs his +3 blessed human bane lightning burst potato peeler, then chases after Dick, brandishing it.
Come back here, sir! Lord Prim- I mean "President"- Moorluck loves spotted dick!Snatches a +5 heat-seeking paintball gun from one of the president's munchkins.
Well, I can spot you while I chase you!
I'm tough to spot because I'm usually in hiding.Grabs his +3 blessed human bane lightning burst potato peeler, then chases after Dick, brandishing it.
Come back here, sir! Lord Prim- I mean "President"- Moorluck loves spotted dick!
Snatches a +5 heat-seeking paintball gun from one of the president's munchkins.
Well, I can spot you while I chase you!
You can spot me, but you can't catch me.
*hurries into a waiting helecopter, which promptly flies him to a bunker in an undisclosed location*
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I'm tough to spot because I'm usually in hiding.Grabs his +3 blessed human bane lightning burst potato peeler, then chases after Dick, brandishing it.
Come back here, sir! Lord Prim- I mean "President"- Moorluck loves spotted dick!
Snatches a +5 heat-seeking paintball gun from one of the president's munchkins.
Well, I can spot you while I chase you!You can spot me, but you can't catch me.
*hurries into a waiting helecopter, which promptly flies him to a bunker in an undisclosed location*
I'll see your undisclosed location, and raise you a political alias thread.
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I'm tough to spot because I'm usually in hiding.Grabs his +3 blessed human bane lightning burst potato peeler, then chases after Dick, brandishing it.
Come back here, sir! Lord Prim- I mean "President"- Moorluck loves spotted dick!
Snatches a +5 heat-seeking paintball gun from one of the president's munchkins.
Well, I can spot you while I chase you!
Hey! Lord President Moorluck already has a chef! He doesn't need you!
Shoots the chef with his rocket launcher.
I'm tough to spot because I'm usually in hiding.Grabs his +3 blessed human bane lightning burst potato peeler, then chases after Dick, brandishing it.
Come back here, sir! Lord Prim- I mean "President"- Moorluck loves spotted dick!
Snatches a +5 heat-seeking paintball gun from one of the president's munchkins.
Well, I can spot you while I chase you!Hey! Lord President Moorluck already has a chef! He doesn't need you!
Shoots the chef with his rocket launcher.
Ow! Err... watch where you point that bullet-spewer, eh?
Passes out from the pain, then falls into a sink.
{looks at holey apparition, decides she'll have that drink after all} <gulp> Ah... ooo, that wine went right to my head... {passes out}
Cla-clack
This is for Valerie Harper!
Blam!!!
Cla-clack
This is for Valerie Harper!
Blam!!!
{fires blunderbuss} Zat's for peppering de dinner mit buckshot. {takes out needle-nose pliers and starts plucking out buckshot from Roast Sandie}
Leesen you two! I ave you know that I am ze only chef in zis kitchon. Now, you want, I can make you ze sous-chefs here. English-chef, you can be in charge of ze desserts and cookies. Slaadish-chef, you take over ze appetizers.
~nods~
I would recommend that you take the first lady and the kids to see Ice Age 3 Mr. President. It is a hilarious movie for all ages.
Leesen you two! I ave you know that I am ze only chef in zis kitchon. Now, you want, I can make you ze sous-chefs here. English-chef, you can be in charge of ze desserts and cookies. Slaadish-chef, you take over ze appetizers.
~nods~
Yes, dear old chap! I am going to hunt down that bloody dick!
Yes, dear old chap! I am going to hunt down that bloody dick!Leesen you two! I ave you know that I am ze only chef in zis kitchon. Now, you want, I can make you ze sous-chefs here. English-chef, you can be in charge of ze desserts and cookies. Slaadish-chef, you take over ze appetizers.
~nods~
I believe he is at an undisclosed location.
Here is a skeleton key I got off a zombie...
~tosses key to English Chef~
While I was out running errands I actually caught a glimpse of that rarest of creatures, the construction worker. Seriously, I wasn't entirely sure they actually existed. I mean, usually the only evidence of them is mysterious orange barrels that appear along the road without warning.
Proof that they exist somewhere. *warning some language included in song
While I was out running errands I actually caught a glimpse of that rarest of creatures, the construction worker. Seriously, I wasn't entirely sure they actually existed. I mean, usually the only evidence of them is mysterious orange barrels that appear along the road without warning.Proof that they exist somewhere. *warning some language included in song
roflmao.
That song was awesomely funny. :)
While I was out running errands I actually caught a glimpse of that rarest of creatures, the construction worker. Seriously, I wasn't entirely sure they actually existed. I mean, usually the only evidence of them is mysterious orange barrels that appear along the road without warning.Proof that they exist somewhere. *warning some language included in songroflmao.
That song was awesomely funny. :)
All hail the Bob and Tom in the morning show (radio) definately target at the adult audience and that song was one of the cleaner ones
*re-forms*
Once again, you have missed my phylactery.
*boards another waiting helicopter and sets out over the ocean*
Well, bother. I only required some of you for the delicious dessert.
Drags pieces of dick for the dessert in.
I would recommend that you take the first lady and the kids to see Ice Age 3 Mr. President. It is a hilarious movie for all ages.
If it's as funny as the first to I plan on having it projected on the moon for National Family Movie Night, one of my better ideas, IMO.
Drags pieces of dick for the dessert in.
WTH!! Can somebody explain why this.... thing is dragging that around?!
Sir, I think he might mean this, looks like a good dessert
I would recommend that you take the first lady and the kids to see Ice Age 3 Mr. President. It is a hilarious movie for all ages.If it's as funny as the first to I plan on having it projected on the moon for National Family Movie Night, one of my better ideas, IMO.
Well, the second one sucked, and was much worse than the first. here's hoping 3 will be better.
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Well, the second one sucked, and was much worse than the first. here's hoping 3 will be better.I would recommend that you take the first lady and the kids to see Ice Age 3 Mr. President. It is a hilarious movie for all ages.If it's as funny as the first to I plan on having it projected on the moon for National Family Movie Night, one of my better ideas, IMO.
Shoots the terrorist with his rocket launcher.
GARs, spread out and see if there are any more of these weirdos around.
Drags pieces of dick for the dessert in.
That looks delicious. Could I grab a bite?
Puts the dick in a blender, sets on chop, turns on then mixes some milk, eggs, sugar, and vanilla together in a bowl before adding the dick. Pours into ramekins, then puts in oven and sets to 340 degrees and turns the timer to 45 minutes.
Drags pieces of dick for the dessert in.That looks delicious. Could I grab a bite?
Absolutely! It's not quite ready, though, so if you could just wait another hour or so...?
Absolutely! It's not quite ready, though, so if you could just wait another hour or so...?Drags pieces of dick for the dessert in.That looks delicious. Could I grab a bite?
Sure thing. I can't wait to try it... I'm delicious.
Well, the second one sucked, and was much worse than the first. here's hoping 3 will be better.I would recommend that you take the first lady and the kids to see Ice Age 3 Mr. President. It is a hilarious movie for all ages.If it's as funny as the first to I plan on having it projected on the moon for National Family Movie Night, one of my better ideas, IMO.Shoots the terrorist with his rocket launcher.
GARs, spread out and see if there are any more of these weirdos around.
Moorluck's country is attacking us! TO WAR!!!
Moorluck's country is attacking us! TO WAR!!!
{pokes KoY in the ribs with wooden spoon} Nice! You've got some meat on those bones. {squints at avatar} Hey, do you have a porcine bloodline by any chance? Would you put this apple in your mouth and pose for me? {starts grinding salt & pepper over KoY's head}
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Well, the second one sucked, and was much worse than the first. here's hoping 3 will be better.I would recommend that you take the first lady and the kids to see Ice Age 3 Mr. President. It is a hilarious movie for all ages.If it's as funny as the first to I plan on having it projected on the moon for National Family Movie Night, one of my better ideas, IMO.
The critics are calling 3 the best of the series.
Moorluck's country is attacking us! TO WAR!!!Well, the second one sucked, and was much worse than the first. here's hoping 3 will be better.I would recommend that you take the first lady and the kids to see Ice Age 3 Mr. President. It is a hilarious movie for all ages.If it's as funny as the first to I plan on having it projected on the moon for National Family Movie Night, one of my better ideas, IMO.Shoots the terrorist with his rocket launcher.
GARs, spread out and see if there are any more of these weirdos around.
Yes, Jessica Biel, I would like some more Pecan Sandies...snork...huh...what...
Oh, goody, I get to blow stuff up again!
<Orders up a fleet of bombers for Yunevrherdofus>
Keep this thing above the fold damn it! I'm going to end up getting myself banned by wandering into other threads if you don't.
!Death to Moorlockovia!
What do you mean we used all the missiles on the poodles?
Kicks the thread back up to the top.
!Death to Moorlockovia!
What do you mean we used all the missiles on the poodles?
You fool! I told you not to stop there! Alright, one moment...I'll go steal from the Jacks. HOLD THE FORT!
*Hightails it outta here*
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I'm telling ya, it's David Carradine, Undead Kung-Fu master, returning to avenge himself on all who crossed him during life. (Ed McMahon, Farrah, MJ, Billy Mays.) I predict that soon Michael will return to revenge himself on Jamie Foxx, in a real life version of Thriller.
Hey! You're back! You were gone for like... two days! I was thinkin' you got baned or something.
Man
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