Old Clint Eastwood's page

Awww, Don't visit FaWtL for a bit and find yourself hundreds of posts behind!

Ah, that's nothin'! Why, I was once gone for a week and they killed and started a new thread!

What? No! Don't! Git off me! Don't ... No ...

FINE.

Now get off my lawn!

Doo-wah-diddy diddy-dum diddy-doo, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah

I am working on such an awesome mini right now.

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

See, the problem is that there are too many threads on these forums with a ton of responses to them. That's why I'm glad this thread exists. It provided a needed counterweight, lest the forums become way too long...

Yer just beggin' for a blitz, arentcha?

Boobs. Breasts. Bonzagas. Bosoms. Bounty.

I just make sure I have a pair in my hand when playing poker.

Har har har

What the hell, people. Is Friday SOOOOOO much more interesting that the FAWTLy thread drops below the top ten?

Get off my damn lawn, ya punks.

Feelin' lucky, punk? Well, do ya?

Why, I remember the old days, when ripping songs off an album involved REAL work!

Get off my lawn!

lynora wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

"Why does God need a starship?"

Best Star Trek line EVER.

When I was in theology school, I went with a buddy of mine (now a successful professor) to see it when it came out. For months after that, it was one of our regular catch phrases. Still pops out ever once in a while.

YER OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry getting depressed I'm turning 27 ugh

27, 27 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha...............

Youngster

I'm 28 in a week. :D

So you're both youngsters. :P

No, we're just not old. :P

Get off my lawn!

*BLAM!*

Freehold DM wrote:

Man, there sure are a lot of naked angry badgers aroundabouts..

You're familiar with another kind of badger?

I don't see you dancin', boy...

Bah! Changin' things just leads to civil unrest and then what happens?

That's right. I lose my right to shoot the damn kids on my lawn.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

*BLAM*

Freehold DM wrote:

Elderly robocop forcefully ushers kids off lawn

It's about time. I've been looking for something like this to keep those dang kids off my lawn!

Shut up, ya old bitty and get in the Gran Torino. I'll take care of the kids...

BRAINS!!!

BLAM!

Stupid zombies. Always wandering into the sights of my gun...

Let's not fight dudes! Luv is the only answer!

BLAM

Damn hippies.

Get into the stance...

No problem, kid.

Just stay off my lawn.

Get yer ass back up above the fold.

Same here

I like playing Monopoly!

*BLAM*

That's how we did things when I was mayor...

Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!

Same here.

I think I like this place. This is the longest I've gone in a thread without getting shot in the face.

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*click* BLAMM-O!

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Vice President HD wrote:

dang hippeh wrote:

Somebody told me there would be a drum circle in this thread. Is that true?

I hope this thread is nicer than the "what has Paizo done for you" thread. They killed me over there.

*Aims shotgun loaded with patchouli seeking 00 buckshot*

PULL!!!!!

If you're anything like that Cheney guy, the safest place I could be is right in front of you.

I warned ya kiddo... You got three seconds to pack up your drum circle.

It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

{BLAM}

Cranky McOldGuy wrote:

Since I came here, I been feelin more an more cranky. I like that.

NOW GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!

Little bastards.

Hey man, leave our drum circle alone.

What the hell does everybody want with my Gran Torino?