We are a sarcastic bunch of crusty grognards aren't we?
Can I audition as loyal mob for the elite? I promise to shout down anyone who disagrees with you! And my pitchforks are always shiny!
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Can I audition as loyal mob for the elite? I promise to shout down anyone who disagrees with you! And my pitchforks are always shiny!
You could be the ones I send in to persuade Foreign Countries that our way of thinking is for the betterment of themselves. I'm sure your negotiating style would win them over...
USA! USA! USA!
errrr ...
3-ED! 3-ED! 3-ED!
errrr ...
DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY!
If I'm gonna 'persuade' folks our new nation needs a sexy new name ...
Can I audition as loyal mob for the elite? I promise to shout down anyone who disagrees with you! And my pitchforks are always shiny!
As his/their supplier, I can attest to that!
Only use Pitckfork™ quality brand pitchforks!
All the better for the long in tooth?
I will gladly share evil with you. and do you mean Fire and Water or Firewater, you know like the really strong alcohol as in whiskey for exampleSo, could I be Chief Embassy to the Goblinoids? (Or Goblins?)
Domains could be any of these:
- Evil
- War
- Madness
- Trickery
- Fire
- Water
Thank you. The goblinoids focus mainly on war, doing evil, and burning stuff (the goblins are known for their madness and trickery, and one of the goblin deities focuses on drowning and water). And dog-hating. And horse-hating. But those aren't domains (yet).
On another note, I pledge the armies of hobgoblins, the spies of bugbears, and the shock troops of goblins to the cause of anti-poodledom.
Goblins will be helpful. The poodles weren't even fazed by the nucular Meteor Swarm Bombs.
On another note, I pledge the armies of hobgoblins, the spies of bugbears, and the shock troops of goblins to the cause of anti-poodledom.
I endorse the candidacy of Gark based on his commitment of the Goblins to put down the poodle menace. Further, I issue the Hobgoblins a perpetual license to brew ale. Just keep those bugbear freaks away from me, out of my woods, stalking and strangling poodles.
All the better for the long in tooth?Are you calling me a smilodon?
If the caps fit...
At least he didn't call you a doodoohead frownodon :P
;)
Hey, that's what I call people at work!
You too!?
Damn, I thought I made that one up.
It's like the first time I heard "Son of a Motherless Goat" and wondered what Hollywood writers were following me around, stealing my lines.
Bleh--speaking of work, I've got to go there now. It's better than the alternative--1 out of 9 people in NC are unemployed.
Yikes. Does that count the research triangle?
Yikes. Does that count the research triangle?
I'm not sure what the breakdown is by region. I suspect RTP has a lower rate than most areas in NC.
Hang in there, Taig.
I'm waiting for Heathy to come along and cheer us all up.
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On another note, I pledge the armies of hobgoblins, the spies of bugbears, and the shock troops of goblins to the cause of anti-poodledom.I endorse the candidacy of Gark based on his commitment of the Goblins to put down the poodle menace. Further, I issue the Hobgoblins a perpetual license to brew ale. Just keep those bugbear freaks away from me, out of my woods, stalking and strangling poodles.
Aww, but they only kill animals when they have to. They're usually more busy killing humanoids.
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Can I audition as loyal mob for the elite? I promise to shout down anyone who disagrees with you! And my pitchforks are always shiny!You could be the ones I send in to persuade Foreign Countries that our way of thinking is for the betterment of themselves. I'm sure your negotiating style would win them over...
Nah, in Iran we've got the CIA to go fuel protests. I think they've copyrighted it.
Nah, in Iran we've got the CIA to go fuel protests. I think they've copyrighted it.Can I audition as loyal mob for the elite? I promise to shout down anyone who disagrees with you! And my pitchforks are always shiny!You could be the ones I send in to persuade Foreign Countries that our way of thinking is for the betterment of themselves. I'm sure your negotiating style would win them over...
At least this time my Angry mob cousin Farzan seems to be doing it on his own without Kermit Roosevelt helping ...
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So I was watching Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives last night and they were doing smothered pork chops. My eight year old said it looked good. He never likes anything so guess what I geto make for dinner? Smothered chicken, cause my wife doesn't like pork.
So, when you smother the chicken, do you use a pillow?
Do you sing it a little lullaby as its struggles weaken?
USA! USA! USA!
errrr ...
3-ED! 3-ED! 3-ED!
errrr ...
DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY!
If I'm gonna 'persuade' folks our new nation needs a sexy new name ...
We are the United Paizonian States, our Goverment is a Domainocracy.
Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!
And one other thing.
What in the Nine Hells happened to my cabinet, only the President gets to go on vacation this soon into a term. ;p
Now somebody send Air Force One out to get us a pizza.
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We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!
All in favour say Aye!
"Aye"
Although if I maight make a suggestion O Illustrious Leader...
Maybe having Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johannson posing nude for the flag would reach a broader base... now if only we could think of a good redhead to add to the triumvirate of sexy. Any suggestions Cabinet?
EDIT: Jessica Alba just came on Sesame Street (my kids are watching it... yeah that works) talking about the word Scrumptious. First thought was "mmm, yes you certainly are scrumptious Jessica..."
We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!All in favour say Aye!
"Aye"
Although if I maight make a suggestion O Illustrious Leader...
Maybe having Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johannson posing nude for the flag would reach a broader base... now if only we could think of a good redhead to add to the triumvirate of sexy. Any suggestions Cabinet?
EDIT: Jessica Alba just came on Sesame Street (my kids are watching it... yeah that works) talking about the word Scrumptious. First thought was "mmm, yes you certainly are scrumptious Jessica..."
Your EDIT could SO be taken out of context.
Your EDIT could SO be taken out of context.We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!All in favour say Aye!
"Aye"
Although if I maight make a suggestion O Illustrious Leader...
Maybe having Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johannson posing nude for the flag would reach a broader base... now if only we could think of a good redhead to add to the triumvirate of sexy. Any suggestions Cabinet?
EDIT: Jessica Alba just came on Sesame Street (my kids are watching it... yeah that works) talking about the word Scrumptious. First thought was "mmm, yes you certainly are scrumptious Jessica..."
Definitely. I can almost imagine the shock for most of the characters. Except Bert and Ernie would be all "meh".