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I'd like to be either Secretary of State or Secretary of Defense. I'd most likey go with state though. If I were Secretary of Defense, the most commonly heard phrase out of my office would be "what do you mean we're out of missiles."


What all is the Sec of the EPA over? Isn't Sec of the Interior over the EPA?

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Have you ever wondered why the Secretary of the Interior is over the outdoors?

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
What all is the Sec of the EPA over? Isn't Sec of the Interior over the EPA?

Their will be no Sec of the Interior, only you.


Yeah...interesting, isn't it? Were they originally thinking of "the interior of the continent"? I won't work on a second tier position, but I'd go with cabinet level position, like the Interior. I work well with Taig and Fryer, and will wield power benevolently...(until my imperial throne opens up.)

EDIT: Wow, the message board is running slow tonight.

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David Fryer wrote:
I'd like to be either Secretary of State or Secretary of Defense. I'd most likey go with state though. If I were Secretary of Defense, the most commonly heard phrase out of my office would be "what do you mean we're out of missiles."

Sorry taig has the Sec of Defense, I mean the guys a werebadger, can you blame me. You will be my Secretary of State. Congratulations Mr. Secretary.


Let's work on my title, assuming it's a cabinet position. "Secretary of All-Outdoors"?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Moorluck wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I'd like to be either Secretary of State or Secretary of Defense. I'd most likey go with state though. If I were Secretary of Defense, the most commonly heard phrase out of my office would be "what do you mean we're out of missiles."
Sorry taig has the Sec of Defense, I mean the guys a werebadger, can you blame me. You will be my Secretary of State. Congratulations Mr. Secretary.

If you can bring back the Secretary of War cabinet position, then I'll gladly switch to that post.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Let's work on my title, assuming it's a cabinet position. "Secretary of All-Outdoors"?

Secretary of Rangering? (or Ranging)

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Moorluck wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I'd like to be either Secretary of State or Secretary of Defense. I'd most likey go with state though. If I were Secretary of Defense, the most commonly heard phrase out of my office would be "what do you mean we're out of missiles."
Sorry taig has the Sec of Defense, I mean the guys a werebadger, can you blame me. You will be my Secretary of State. Congratulations Mr. Secretary.

I would also like the job of overseeing the White House kitchen. Here is my resume.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Let's work on my title, assuming it's a cabinet position. "Secretary of All-Outdoors"?

By the time taig gets done implementing my policy of world domination, you can be the freakin' Secretary of the Earth. :)

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David Fryer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I'd like to be either Secretary of State or Secretary of Defense. I'd most likey go with state though. If I were Secretary of Defense, the most commonly heard phrase out of my office would be "what do you mean we're out of missiles."
Sorry taig has the Sec of Defense, I mean the guys a werebadger, can you blame me. You will be my Secretary of State. Congratulations Mr. Secretary.
I would also like the job of overseeing the White House kitchen. Here is my resume.

*Renee Zelwiger impersonation*

You...you..*snif*...had me at ground beef.

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Moorluck wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I'd like to be either Secretary of State or Secretary of Defense. I'd most likey go with state though. If I were Secretary of Defense, the most commonly heard phrase out of my office would be "what do you mean we're out of missiles."
Sorry taig has the Sec of Defense, I mean the guys a werebadger, can you blame me. You will be my Secretary of State. Congratulations Mr. Secretary.
I would also like the job of overseeing the White House kitchen. Here is my resume.

*Renee Zelwiger impersonation*

You...you..*snif*...had me at ground beef.

You haven't even gotten to the good part yet. Try the Nanaimo Bars, they are amazing.


Hey, you should organize your cabinet by domains! I would be Secretary of the Nature Domain. What do you think?

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Solnes and I were discussing it today, and we decided that Shakespear would be a gamer if he was alive today.


Would make an awesome GM, as long as you steered him clear of some of his comedic impulses.

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I agree, although even Midsummer Night's Dream could be a fun adventure if handled properly.


Now it's my turn to agree.

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And nothing screams hag coven then the witches at the beginning of the Scottish Play.

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Well it's time to call it a night. See ya'll tomorrow.

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ayup


Saw Sean Bean in the title role in the West End. Ass was kicked.

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There was an adventure or two that was based of his works way back in dungeon, can't remember the details but I know one was based of "the Scottish play" and involved dwarves.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Hey, you should organize your cabinet by domains! I would be Secretary of the Nature Domain. What do you think?

Capitol idea! Ok so you are the Secretary of Nature. It will be the worlds first Domaincracy! You have already proven yourself an invaluable member of my administration.

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He looked down into her brown eyes and said "say a prayer for me"

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She threw her arms around him and said "God will keep us free"...

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when he saw the riders coming he said "this is my last fight...

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..."if they take me back to Texas, they won't take me back alive."

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...and seven spanish angels at the alter of the sun,
they were prayin for the lovers, in the valley of the gun,
and when the battle stoped and the smoke cleared they heard thunder from the throne,
and those seven spanish angels took another angel home...

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She looked down and saw the pistol that lay smokin' in his hand...

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She said "God please forgive me, I can't make it without my man"...

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...and she knew it wasn't loaded, and she knew she could not win...

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..but her final prayers were answered when those rifles fired again.

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Moorluck wrote:

...and seven spanish angels at the alter of the sun,

they were prayin for the lovers, in the valley of the gun,
and when the battle stoped and the smoke cleared they heard thunder from the throne,
and those seven spanish angels took another angel home...


Dammit! Don't I get a say in filling cabinet positions? I brought BEER, fer Jezebel's sake!!!!

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Vice President HD wrote:
Dammit! Don't I get a say in filling cabinet positions? I brought BEER, fer Jezebel's sake!!!!

Still lots of positions to fill what are your recomendations?


Who's on the short list of Secretary of Hookers and Blow? Or the Under Secretary of Pliable Interns?


I want to throw my hat in for treasury, IRS, FBI, CIA. Or can I run GM. If VP HoustonDerek brings the beer, I got ice, hard liquor, soda, and grills, plus I can make some mighty fine ribs.


Vice President HD wrote:

Who's on the short list of Secretary of Hookers and Blow? Or the Under Secretary of Pliable Interns?

The First/Supreme Lady is hand picking the girls but I suppose you could help being as your my new right hand.


Woodraven wrote:
I want to throw my hat in for treasury, IRS, FBI, CIA. Or can I run GM. If VP HoustonDerek brings the beer, I got ice, hard liquor, soda, and grills, plus I can make some mighty fine ribs.

Bring soda and ice to the White House, then pick a domain for approval. My administration is divided up into domains... cabinets are for holding booze.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Hey... what Domain Position do I get?


Oh, and somebody fetch me Willie Nelson... I wanna smoke one with him on the White House balcony. :)


flash_cxxi wrote:
Hey... what Domain Position do I get?

What are you interested in? I mean I wouldn't be the first President to just hand over positions based on nothing but friendship. ;p


Ok Mt. Dew all varities and what else for soda. Then for domains I would like either sun or wealth your choice of course Mr. President


Woodraven wrote:
Ok Mt. Dew all varities and what else for soda. Then for domains I would like either sun or wealth your choice of course Mr. President

Submit your domain choices to VP Houstonderek, for approval. And Dr Pepper and RC cola as well as Mt. Dew, whos got chips and dip.... I feel a party coming on.... need strippers.

Oh Solnes...tell you friends to get NEKKID!!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring for Charm, Knowledge or Madness...

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

Whos got chips and dip.... I feel a party coming on.... need strippers.

Oh Solnes...tell you friends to get NEKKID!!

I'll bring Doritos and Super Hot Salsa! I'll also bring some sweet, sweet Triple Distilled Bundy Rum.

Strippers and nekkid Female Domain Members FTW!


Ok, VP HD I hereby submit my application for either the sun, wealth, protection, and possibly alcohol, whichever you decide good sir. VP HoustonDerek

Spoiler:
slips 100 pp to VP HD


Naked? Who's naked? Women? I love naked women.


Kruelaid wrote:
Naked? Who's naked? Women? I love naked women.

Don't we all

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