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A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:
Can I audition as loyal mob for the elite? I promise to shout down anyone who disagrees with you! And my pitchforks are always shiny!
You could be the ones I send in to persuade Foreign Countries that our way of thinking is for the betterment of themselves. I'm sure your negotiating style would win them over...
Nah, in Iran we've got the CIA to go fuel protests. I think they've copyrighted it.
At least this time my Angry mob cousin Farzan seems to be doing it on his own without Kermit Roosevelt helping ...

You're a fan mob anyways, so aren't you supposed to go mob people like Paris Hilton and Mel Gibson, not protest stuff?

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taig wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!

All in favour say Aye!

"Aye"

Although if I maight make a suggestion O Illustrious Leader...

Maybe having Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johannson posing nude for the flag would reach a broader base... now if only we could think of a good redhead to add to the triumvirate of sexy. Any suggestions Cabinet?

EDIT: Jessica Alba just came on Sesame Street (my kids are watching it... yeah that works) talking about the word Scrumptious. First thought was "mmm, yes you certainly are scrumptious Jessica..."

Your EDIT could SO be taken out of context.
Definitely. I can almost imagine the shock for most of the characters. Except Bert and Ernie would be all "meh".

And Big Bird. I mean, he's like the epitome of transexuality.

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Moorluck wrote:
And I found myself thinking "Wow sesame street really grew up, now i gotta get my kids into the show!"

You are so screwed up. Politics was a calling for you, wasn't it?

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Moorluck wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I prefer a plastic bag. A pillow almost seems canablistic.
"I killed (the chicken)."

Why did the goblin cross the road?

To kill the chicken on the other side.

*rimshot* ;)

No, no, no; you mean dog.

Kill dogs!

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Moorluck wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I prefer a plastic bag. A pillow almost seems canablistic.
"I killed (the chicken)."

Why did the goblin cross the road?

To kill the chicken on the other side.

*rimshot* ;)

[slaad]

Spoiler:
Hey, what do you have against birds?
[/slaad]
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So, Lord President Moorluck, can I join your regime?


Lord President Moorluck wrote:


We are the United Paizonian States, our Goverment is a Domainocracy.

Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!

UPS! UPS! UPS!

Now that's just silly ....

As for a redhead, perhaps Lindsay Lohan? (pre-alcoholism natch ..)


Gark the Goblin wrote:


You're a fan mob anyways, so aren't you supposed to go mob people like Paris Hilton and Mel Gibson, not protest stuff?

I am an angry fan mob, therefore it is my God given right to argue and protest about EVERYTHING! That's why the Interwebz were made!

RABBLE!

The large surly mob rattles their shiny pitchforks

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Moorluck wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I prefer a plastic bag. A pillow almost seems canablistic.
"I killed (the chicken)."

Why did the goblin cross the road?

To kill the chicken on the other side.

*rimshot* ;)

[slaad]

Spoiler:
I don't think racist (or vitist, or dominist, or kingdomist, or subkingdomist, or branchist, or phylist, or subphylumist, or infraphylumist, or superclassist, or classist, or orderist, or familist, or genist, or specist) jokes are funny.
[/slaad]
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A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:


You're a fan mob anyways, so aren't you supposed to go mob people like Paris Hilton and Mel Gibson, not protest stuff?

I am an angry fan mob, therefore it is my God given right to argue and protest about EVERYTHING! That's why the Interwebz were made!

RABBLE!

The large surly mob rattles their shiny pitchforks

Ok, okay, sorry.

Publicly apologizes.

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A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:
As for a redhead, perhaps Lindsay Lohan? (pre-alcoholism natch ..)

Done sir(s). Naked Alba, Johannson & Lohan shall be the new face of the Establishment,

With your blessing of course Lord President...


Gark the Goblin wrote:
So, Lord President Moorluck, can I join your regime?

General Gark of 82cnd G.A.R.(Goblin Airborne Recon) I have need of you in the field, so I grant you command of all those funny little green men with parachutes.


flash_cxxi wrote:
A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:
As for a redhead, perhaps Lindsay Lohan? (pre-alcoholism natch ..)

Done sir(s). Naked Alba, Johannson & Lohan shall be the new face of the Establishment,

With your blessing of course Lord President...

I can agree with the first two but Lohan has been given to Garks G.A.R. boys to help boost morale.... not quite sure what that means to goblins but...?


A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:


You're a fan mob anyways, so aren't you supposed to go mob people like Paris Hilton and Mel Gibson, not protest stuff?

I am an angry fan mob, therefore it is my God given right to argue and protest about EVERYTHING! That's why the Interwebz were made!

RABBLE!

The large surly mob rattles their shiny pitchforks

You are responsable for quelling those who protest my rule. Lets see how they like MY angry mob! hehehe

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Lord President Moorluck wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:
As for a redhead, perhaps Lindsay Lohan? (pre-alcoholism natch ..)

Done sir(s). Naked Alba, Johannson & Lohan shall be the new face of the Establishment,

With your blessing of course Lord President...
I can agree with the first two but Lohan has been given to Garks G.A.R. boys to help boost morale.... not quite sure what that means to goblins but...?

Mmm... we are hungry!


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:
As for a redhead, perhaps Lindsay Lohan? (pre-alcoholism natch ..)

Done sir(s). Naked Alba, Johannson & Lohan shall be the new face of the Establishment,

With your blessing of course Lord President...
I can agree with the first two but Lohan has been given to Garks G.A.R. boys to help boost morale.... not quite sure what that means to goblins but...?
Mmm... we are hungry!

General Gark, consider the G.A.R.s eating habits to be the new "don't ask, don't tell".... ugh.


OK, I've worked up a new nationalistic chant for the UPS. I think it can work for the GAR too ..

YUMMY CHICKS! YUMMY CHICKS! YUMMY CHICKS!!


A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:

OK, I've worked up a new nationalistic chant for the UPS. I think it can work for the GAR too ..

YUMMY CHICKS! YUMMY CHICKS! YUMMY CHICKS!!

I like your spirit! hmmm. We'll leave it to a vote though.

Yummy Chicksx3
or
BOOBIES!!x3

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Boobies... no, Yummy Chicks... no, Boobies... no, Yummy Chicks... no, Boobies...

Arrrgggghhhh! It's too hard dammit!

*screws up face really tight and thinks hard*

gah... OK BOOBIES!!!


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Lord Secretary of Nature wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
On another note, I pledge the armies of hobgoblins, the spies of bugbears, and the shock troops of goblins to the cause of anti-poodledom.
I endorse the candidacy of Gark based on his commitment of the Goblins to put down the poodle menace. Further, I issue the Hobgoblins a perpetual license to brew ale. Just keep those bugbear freaks away from me, out of my woods, stalking and strangling poodles.
Aww, but they only kill animals when they have to. They're usually more busy killing humanoids.

May I remind the Hon. Goblin that humanoids are part of the Domain of Nature...as are yummy chicks...and boobies.

Why shouldn't our slogan include both? (Though, I am a leg man, m'self.)

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Lord Secretary of Nature wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
On another note, I pledge the armies of hobgoblins, the spies of bugbears, and the shock troops of goblins to the cause of anti-poodledom.
I endorse the candidacy of Gark based on his commitment of the Goblins to put down the poodle menace. Further, I issue the Hobgoblins a perpetual license to brew ale. Just keep those bugbear freaks away from me, out of my woods, stalking and strangling poodles.
Aww, but they only kill animals when they have to. They're usually more busy killing humanoids.

May I remind the Hon. Goblin that humanoids are part of the Domain of Nature...as are yummy chicks...and boobies.

Why shouldn't our slogan include both? (Though, I am a leg man, m'self.)

You mean like YUMMY BOOBIES?


There ya go!


This Administration has now sunk to an all time low.

I'm so proud. ;p


I'm a consensus builder...a common ground finder...


YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES!

I like it. It rolls of the tongue ..

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I love it when Yummy Boobies roll off my tongue!


I concur!

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A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:

OK, I've worked up a new nationalistic chant for the UPS. I think it can work for the GAR too ..

YUMMY CHICKS! YUMMY CHICKS! YUMMY CHICKS!!

Thank you!

Though "YUMMY DOGS! YUMMY HORSES!" etc would be better.


Aberzombie wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I'll bet the OP is wondering what the hell is wrong with us ;)
That's OK, my wife thinks that everytime she reads the boards over my shoulder.

I think that and I am on the boards!!!

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Solnes wrote:
I think that and I am on the boards!!!

Shouldn't you be in bed? It's late... ;)


A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:

YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES!

I like it. It rolls of the tongue ..

Ok this administration has taken a turn towards For Men Only....

I want equal rights for women!!! ;)

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Solnes wrote:
A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:

YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES!

I like it. It rolls of the tongue ..

Ok this administration has taken a turn towards For Men Only....

I want equal rights for women!!! ;)

You can have as many Yummy Boobies as you want too...


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:

USA! USA! USA!

errrr ...

3-ED! 3-ED! 3-ED!

errrr ...

DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY!

If I'm gonna 'persuade' folks our new nation needs a sexy new name ...

We are the United Paizonian States, our Goverment is a Domainocracy.

Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!

You did realize that I am still here right?! She is so over rated! Ok, but if yall get naked women, than I want naked mens! Fair's fair!!!

;p


flash_cxxi wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I think that and I am on the boards!!!
Shouldn't you be in bed? It's late... ;)

I haven't checked the boards in days, school and facebook have kept me busy! I wanted to check on the status of our new nation!


flash_cxxi wrote:
Solnes wrote:
A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:

YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES!

I like it. It rolls of the tongue ..

Ok this administration has taken a turn towards For Men Only....

I want equal rights for women!!! ;)

You can have as many Yummy Boobies as you want too...

Ok, I walked into that one! :)

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Solnes wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:

USA! USA! USA!

errrr ...

3-ED! 3-ED! 3-ED!

errrr ...

DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY!

If I'm gonna 'persuade' folks our new nation needs a sexy new name ...

We are the United Paizonian States, our Goverment is a Domainocracy.

Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!

You did realize that I am still here right?!

Someone's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight...

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I wish we had two computers for the forums...


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:

USA! USA! USA!

errrr ...

3-ED! 3-ED! 3-ED!

errrr ...

DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY!

If I'm gonna 'persuade' folks our new nation needs a sexy new name ...

We are the United Paizonian States, our Goverment is a Domainocracy.

Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!

You did realize that I am still here right?!
Someone's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight...

Irony of that statement is that he already is! lol!!!

But only because he fell asleep there. Guess it's the recliner for me, he is impossible to wake up!


Only 3 more posts till a new one right?!

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Solnes wrote:
Only 3 more posts till a new one right?!

Methinks 3 now.


Ok, I was thinking, us wimin's would like to see some boytoys as much as you men like your lil teeny bopper starlets, so, we could compromise with Hugh Jackman. He is sexy, and he is Wolverine.... We all win.


Solnes wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:


Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!

You did realize that I am still here right?! She is so over rated! Ok, but if yall get naked women, than I want naked mens! Fair's fair!!!

;p

+1

:)


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Only 3 more posts till a new one right?!
Methinks 3 now.

So just two now?

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Heck, it's summer. It doesn't matter if you sleep in on summer break, right?


Solnes wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Only 3 more posts till a new one right?!
Methinks 3 now.
So just two now?

Ninja'd!!!


lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:


Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!

You did realize that I am still here right?! She is so over rated! Ok, but if yall get naked women, than I want naked mens! Fair's fair!!!

;p

+1

:)

Yayyy, company of the girl variety!!! I'm not alone!!!

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Solnes wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Only 3 more posts till a new one right?!
Methinks 3 now.
So just two now?

Well, it would have been... one for 47, two for 48, three for 49, and four for 50. Someone got a post in before me!


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Heck, it's summer. It doesn't matter if you sleep in on summer break, right?

You can, but my kids will be up bright and early! Time for bed, and no that a new page was hit I can rest comfortably!

Nite all!


Solnes wrote:


Yayyy, company of the girl variety!!! I'm not alone!!!

Nope. Sleep is overrated, right? :)

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