THIS UNIT IS ON A FACT-FINDING MISSION FOR INEV...ITABLY MORE CHAOTIC BEINGS
What?! What were you going to say?
Bother! It looks to be a very blustery day.
What are all these Non-Slaads doing in the thread. Their just not chaotic enough.
Cries and solbers throughout the thread
Bah, like this thread has ever had rules.
Besides, we need egging targets, yeeesssss.
Wasting eggs? Better drink my own pee.
*eggs bugbear*
Sweet! Free protein!
I will not eat green eggs and bugbear.
I will not eat them Gaer Be There.
C is for Cookie!
HA! You're rhyme lacks the necessary chaos. Eggs Macarnoi Slaad
I'm driving cross-country for the next two days. Yes, 48 hours of driving chaos. The "eggings" will be magnificent. Chicago, des Moines, Omaha (especially Nebraska), Denver, all of Utah, and finally the Grand Destination of Random Chance:
Remember the Slaad Motto if I should disappear from the chaos:
Drive madly!
a drive medley?
Pledge drive!
MMMMMMM PLEDGE
"pledge" is the sound it makes when you pour dretching on your slaad.
I think it sounds more like "because".
OUCH!
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I'm driving cross-country for the next two days. Yes, 48 hours of driving chaos. The "eggings" will be magnificent. Chicago, des Moines, Omaha (especially Nebraska), Denver, all of Utah, and finally the Grand Destination of Random Chance:
Remember the Slaad Motto if I should disappear from the chaos:
Enjoy your drive-by eggings, but try not to stop; that's bat country. {recalls strange drug-fueled memories, a series of car wrecks, and nervous nights in Las Vegas}
C is for Cookie!
That's good enough for me.
HA! You're rhyme lacks the necessary chaos. Eggs Macarnoi Slaad
I'm driving cross-country for the next two days. Yes, 48 hours of driving chaos. The "eggings" will be magnificent. Chicago, des Moines, Omaha (especially Nebraska), Denver, all of Utah, and finally the Grand Destination of Random Chance:
Remember the Slaad Motto if I should disappear from the chaos:
It sucks to be Macarnoi Slaad.
"pledge" is the sound it makes when you pour dretching on your slaad.
Don't pour me on a Slaad.
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Fine!
*rips off Olive Oil Dretchling's heads and pours contents on the floor.*
This is the best dretchling ever.
Ha ha!
Fine!
*rips off Olive Oil Dretchling's heads and pours contents on the floor.*
This is the best dretchling ever.
*dips glass under the drippings*
*drinks glass*
*tosses drippings out the window*
*Puts head on backwards
Damn! That hurt!
Egging in the snow,
egging in the snow,
hi ho a merry-o,
an egging we will go!
The Egging of Aspen and Denver was a success. The screams triggered many avalanches.
SNOW HURTS THIS UNIT'S CIRCUITRY
What about oatmeal?
*puts oatmeal in the unit*
THAT IS A SPICY MEATBALL
I used to put oatmeal in mine unit too.
*lights oatmeal on fire*
Mmmmmm......lights.
*rides through chased by a swarm of guinea pigs*
Eggs Bear on a Unicycle
Then hands Potato Slaad a box of 80 watt lightbulbs
Then beings assembling the threads personal distillery
Hmmmmm. What should I brew tonight?!
Don't worry, I'll brew tonight...
*passes out Yellow Gatorade*
When did we pick up the urine-obsessed bugbear in this thread? I mean, I like the chaos, but I feel like there is a story here.
One might think there was a story, but I couldn't possibly comment.
But I like stories...
Here's one for you.
*eggs Francis Urquhart*
Once upon a time, a fancy gentleman got a big surprise...
One might think I got a big surprise, but I couldn't possibly comment.
It's about time this thread got some class, yeeeesssss.
Hey, Gentleman Nurn!
THE BABY'S NOT YOURS!
That's right!
*adopts Jerry Springer guest pose*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Of course not. I egged the father, yeeessssss.
Class and chaos? Not possible GN. Unless the egging were done at the High School prom.
Happy Eggings and many more to come to class of 2013. The unluckiest sods of them all.
oh, D is for Drainage. Sinus drainage.
*burbles and blows snot bubbles*
Class and chaos? Not possible GN. Unless the egging were done at the High School prom.
I do disagree, yeeesssss. One can master chaos with style.
(Tosses hair. Hair is retrieved from opposite side of stage by strategically placed roadie)
*burbles and blows snot bubbles*
*eggs toddler*