Corvin Tergsvor

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5 posts. Alias of Limeylongears.


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Ooooh yeaheh.

Mmmhmhmhmhm.

Behbeh, they call me the SIDEWALK SNORKELER.

I'll come snorklin' up to youuuu.

Rub an icecube on my nips, then ream myself with a kazoo.

Woh ho,

You never been snorkeled like this before,

Not even that time in Cleveland,

Back in 1954.


Shavin' won't help ya, haircuts won't do ya no good
Shavin' won't help ya, haircuts won't do ya no good
When the Pulgy breaks wind, Mama, you got to move.


*squeezes the other half of the lemon until the juice runs down his leg*

The next poster knows to whom they should complain about this criminal waste of lemons.


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It was me, spring-cleaning a May Queen.

So you were right to have been.


EEEYEW CAN SQUEEZE MY DRETCHLING, BAYBEE, TIL THE DRETCH RUN DOWN MY LAY-EEE-EEEG!!

(Tosses hair. Hair is retrieved from opposite side of stage by strategically placed roadie)