Somersaults into thread wearing a circus acrobat's outfit, carrying a half-eaten Philly Cheesesteak sandwich in one hand, a pint of Young's Double Chocolate Stout in the other, and with a half-asleep python wrapped around his leg
Ooooo, now I'm really hungry. Mmmmm, python...
I'm considering starting a new thread called "Ask a Slaad" and instead of actually answering questions we just egg people and perhaps dance the forbidden dance.
*dances the Macarena*
Is it that one?
Somersaults into thread wearing a circus acrobat's outfit, carrying a half-eaten Philly Cheesesteak sandwich in one hand, a pint of Young's Double Chocolate Stout in the other, and with a half-asleep python wrapped around his legOoooo, now I'm really hungry. Mmmmm, python...
Wait, whut?
I'm considering starting a new thread called "Ask a Slaad" and instead of actually answering questions we just egg people and perhaps dance the forbidden dance.*dances the Macarena*
Is it that one?
I'm not sure....as no one who has ever danced the forbidden dance lived to tell the tell. Or so, I've been told by The Great Teakettle of Catmandu.
Or perhaps it is the Macarena.
I'm considering starting a new thread called "Ask a Slaad" and instead of actually answering questions we just egg people and perhaps dance the forbidden dance.
I'm for it. That an egging. It was so nice I had it done twice. whatdya say Tuna Fish?
I'm considering starting a new thread called "Ask a Slaad" and instead of actually answering questions we just egg people and perhaps dance the forbidden dance.I'm for it. That an egging. It was so nice I had it done twice. whatdya say Tuna Fish?
Ditto, Spicy nacho. Uh, I've done the circle in a square dance. Does that count? Uh, anyone else?
rollerblades in one side of the thread and out the top
Picks nose do to the lack of chaos in this thread. Wanders off the thread leaving a trail of snot behind him.
NOT ENOUGH CHAOS!!!!
*pulls out a Hippotamus from back pocket*
*pulls out a tricycle from bag*
*pulls out a tiny cowboy hat and a whip from stage left*
Hmm....let's see here.
*hands whip to Hippotamus*
*puts on tiny cowboy hat*
*rides tricycle*
Is that Chaotic enough for you?
What Chaos! But I have Vdara Deathrays. Anyone care to get hot?
Technologic.
That is all.
Pantomime!
*eggs self*
*eggs self*
covers himself in chopped red chili peppers
Lumps are fun.
Lumps are fun.
Where? In the throat, on the groin, on the spine, or in the gravy sauce.
Lumps are fun.Where? In the throat, on the groin, on the spine, or in the gravy sauce.
Just roll with it! Mwahardyharyariamapirateandaninjahehehe!
Just roll with it! Mwahardyharyariamapirateandaninjahehehe!Lumps are fun.Where? In the throat, on the groin, on the spine, or in the gravy sauce.
Fixed it for you.
Hmmm, I'm feeling oddly less chaotic than usual.
Just roll with it! Mwahardyharyariamapirateandaninjahehehe!Lumps are fun.Where? In the throat, on the groin, on the spine, or in the gravy sauce.Fixed it for you.
Hmmm, I'm feeling oddly less chaotic than usual.
Perhaps you need some new Dretching?
Just roll with it! Mwahardyharyariamapirateandaninjahehehe!Lumps are fun.Where? In the throat, on the groin, on the spine, or in the gravy sauce.Fixed it for you.
Hmmm, I'm feeling oddly less chaotic than usual.
FIFY2!
Just roll with it! Mwahardyharyariamapirateandaninjahehehe!Lumps are fun.Where? In the throat, on the groin, on the spine, or in the gravy sauce.Fixed it for you.
Hmmm, I'm feeling oddly less chaotic than usual.
shakes off those red chili peppers
Ambrosia, perhaps you need an egging to make things chaotic again?
Just roll with it! Mwahardyharyariamapirateandaninjahehehe!Lumps are fun.Where? In the throat, on the groin, on the spine, or in the gravy sauce.
Turns to Salmagundi Slaad
Oooooo, dice! A choking hazard. Lumps in the throat definitely.
Spatula!
I'm...a....Rock...et....man.
Rocketman....
I forgot the rest of the words.
Rocketman!
I'm...a....Rock...et....man.
Rocketman....
I forgot the rest of the words.
Rocketman!
You want lyrics, I got lyrics:
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space, on such a timeless flight
And I think, it's gonna be a long, long time
Till touch down brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, I'm burning out of fuse up here alone
And I think, it's gonna be a long, long time
Till touch down brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, I'm burning out of fuse up here alone
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science, I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week, a rocket man, oh rocket man
And I think, it's gonna be a long, long time
Till touch down brings me 'round again to find
I?m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, I'm burning out of fuse up here alone
And I think, it's gonna be a long, long time
Till touch down brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, I'm burning out of fuse up here alone
And I think, it's gonna be a long, long time
It's gonna be a long, long time
I think, it's gonna be a long, long time
It's gonna be a long, long time, oh
Long, long time, gonna be a long, long time
It's gonna be a long, long time
Gonna be a long, long time
Oh, I think, it's gonna be a long, long time, oh yeah
*eggs Elton John*
*eggs Elton John*
Thank you.
Throws another egg at Elton J.
You, my fellow slaadi, have inspired me to create my greatest work.
Behold: Eggs on Melted Trebuchet. In repose.
I'm considering starting a new thread called "Ask a Slaad" and instead of actually answering questions we just egg people and perhaps dance the forbidden dance.*dances the Macarena*
Is it that one?
Hey.
You, my fellow slaadi, have inspired me to create my greatest work.
Behold: Eggs on Melted Trebuchet. In repose.
I love it. Now do a portrait of me in a tutu flogging a llama.
You, my fellow slaadi, have inspired me to create my greatest work.
Behold: Eggs on Melted Trebuchet. In repose.
I love it. Now do a portrait of me in a tutu flogging a llama.
NARF!
Don't tell me what to do.
I love it. Now do a portrait of me in a tutu flogging a llama.You, my fellow slaadi, have inspired me to create my greatest work.
Behold: Eggs on Melted Trebuchet. In repose.
Nobody wants to see you flogging your llama.
Nobody wants to see you flogging your llama.I love it. Now do a portrait of me in a tutu flogging a llama.You, my fellow slaadi, have inspired me to create my greatest work.
Behold: Eggs on Melted Trebuchet. In repose.
Rule 34.
Edit: AUGH! I must be ill; that was incredibly lawful!
Don't tell me what to do.
It's just for Fridays. Any Friday, any Friday out of order, that is.
Don't tell me what to do.
paddles in one side of thread an out through the bottom
hops through thread on a pogo stick wearing a AC/DC shirt
*rides out of the thread on a unicycle and then rides out of the thread on a unicycle*
runs through thread wielding a halibut and a violin
Circles the thread on the back of a giant kestrel wielding a harpoon gun in one hand and bottle of Patron in the other.
BOING!
Where's Waldo(rf Slaad)?
Where's Waldo(rf Slaad)?
You're right there. I found you.
Next time hide in a hippopotamus or something.
Where's Waldo(rf Slaad)?You're right there. I found you.
Next time hide in a hippopotamus or something.
Sings "Hungry hungry hippos la la la la, hungry hungry hippos."
Where's Waldo(rf Slaad)?You're right there. I found you.
Next time hide in a hippopotamus or something.
Damn I was looking for a funny looking guy with glasses and a cane.
Damn I was looking for a funny looking guy with glasses and a cane.Where's Waldo(rf Slaad)?You're right there. I found you.
Next time hide in a hippopotamus or something.
Rats. I was on stake out watching a rhino, but it turned out not to be Waldorfy.
Builds a maze in the thread, runs in, gets lost, runs back off, then runs inside again.
Don't worry! I'll help you out of that maze!
burns down the maze