This is the best thread ever.
Eye koncourre. Yeeesssss.
Rice-a-Roni the San Francisco Treat. *ding* *ding*
rollerblades into thread wearing a Ghostbuster uniform and an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back, carrying a half-eaten box of fresh pretzels in one hand, and a growler of imperial stout in the other
Rice-a-Roni the San Francisco Treat. *ding* *ding*
That sounds delicious.
Mmmmmmmm......a-Roni
rollerblades into thread wearing a Ghostbuster uniform and an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back, carrying a half-eaten box of fresh pretzels in one hand, and a growler of imperial stout in the other
Hey, can I barrow that nuclear accelerator? There are forces of law to blast.
Rice-a-Roni the San Francisco Treat. *ding* *ding*That sounds delicious.
Swims onto the thread and beaches himself wearing a t-shirt saying Sea World, with a pastrami sandwich in one tentacle, one jumbo size chicken wrap in the other, 44 bottle of Olde English one and a quart of Jaegermiester in the other.
I'm for egging San Francisco myself, but you never know how those liberals will react to a good egging.
:::twirls tentacles around:::
That's if I can get there.
Can someone move back in the water please, I'm stuck.
squirts Tuna Fish Slaad with a water gun
Water war!
*turns a firehose on Potato Slaad*
Don't we multiply with water?
Don't we multiply with water?
I calculate differential equations with water.
But...but....math is so...orderly.
Then you're doing it wrong, yeeesssss.
But...but....math is so...orderly.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What kind of math are you doing, Potato?
Here's what I do:
3/5 - 2/7 = egg Lindsay Lohan
pie^cake = chaos/0
squirts Tuna Fish Slaad with a water gun
Do that again!
Don't we multiply with water?
I though we melt..., like cheese.
Mmmmm..... Cheese.....
*spontaneously self-immolates, then reconstitutes*
Whoa! I didn't know I could do that! I wonder if anyone else can...
*Begins playing with his Zippo*
click, clack, click, clack...
*Divides by Zero*
Take that Math!
*Divides by Zero*
Take that Math!
*Nurn's +5 chaotic shortsword spontaneously bends and twists to the left*
That's never happened before. Do it again.
I love it.
*Divides by Zero*
Take that Math!
*Nurn's +5 chaotic shortsword spontaneously bends and twists to the left*
That's never happened before. Do it again.
Doing it again would not be random nor chaotic therefore...
*starts singing the theme to Three's Company...poorly*
"Come and knock on our door!"
"We'll be waiting for you!"...
*Divides by Zero*
Take that Math!
*Nurn's +5 chaotic shortsword spontaneously bends and twists to the left*
That's never happened before. Do it again.
Doing it again would not be random nor chaotic therefore...
*starts singing the theme to Three's Company...poorly*
"Come and knock on our door!"
"We'll be waiting for you!"...
...With three eggs. Take that evil TV sitcoms! And that! And That!
Hmmmmm, does chaos come in waves of three? Does and one-half count? Must find a corner and ponder numbers chaotic-y....
roller blades through the thread while juggling chickens
rolls into thread
dances a jig
searches pockets for something
pulls out invisible motorcycle
hops on and drives off
rolls into thread
dances a jig
searches pockets for something
pulls out invisible motorcycle
hops on and drives off
That's awesome. Let me try.
*dances like Elaine from Seinfeld*
*searches pockets for something*
*pulls out invisible rollerblades*
*puts them on and falls on his face, bloodying his lip*
*limps out of the thread*
rolls into thread
dances a jig
searches pockets for something
pulls out invisible motorcycle
hops on and drives offThat's awesome. Let me try.
*dances like Elaine from Seinfeld*
*searches pockets for something*
*pulls out invisible rollerblades*
*puts them on and falls on his face, bloodying his lip*
*limps out of the thread*
You hurt yourself because like the sport Calvinball you can never do the same thing twice here.
Divides by Zero
invisible motorcycle explodes
Case in point.
CURSE YOU MATH!!
breaks abacus
Mortals. It's what's for dinner.
Dinner. It's what's for breakfast, yeeesssss.
Mortals, the other other other white meat.
catapults into thread wearing a Flying Elvis costume, carrying a bottle of tequila in one hand, and a moldy loaf of bread in the other
What were you doing with moldy bread, Potato?
Exactly!
Go team chaos!!!
Turtles.
That is all.
Pudding!
Antifreeze!
Helium!
brain freeze!
brain freeze!
Had one last night. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! More!
Hey, look what I found! A fish bowl from the Mr. Fishy Thread. Anyone hungry?
breakdances into the thread wearing +3 glamered, heavy fortification full plate, wielding a defending, flaming burst, vorpal great sword in one hand and carrying a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels in the other
Hey, look what I found! A fish bowl from the Mr. Fishy Thread. Anyone hungry?
Is there anything in there that we can egg?
rides into thread on a unicycle juggling 2 fish and 1 chainsaw
Sup guys?
Mmmm, mrph mmmph mrrm mmph.
Sorry was just having a bite. Hey Macaroni, you need some fire in that act.
Is there anything in there that we can egg?Hey, look what I found! A fish bowl from the Mr. Fishy Thread. Anyone hungry?
:::Peers into the fish bowl:::
I don't know I wanna put an egg in it and watch what happens. I hope its chaotic.
Mmmm, mrph mmmph mrrm mmph.
Sorry was just having a bite. Hey Macaroni, you need some fire in that act.
NEW SPAWN! Greetings swampling.
NEW SPAWN! Greetings swampling.Mmmm, mrph mmmph mrrm mmph.
Sorry was just having a bite. Hey Macaroni, you need some fire in that act.
What was he eating, anyway?
I live vicariously through clouds!