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I'm delicious!

You can't have too many eggliases!

Chop 'em all up and mix 'em together!

Need slaad with this meal.

I'm festive! Howcome nobody ever has ME at weddings?

Salvador Slaadi wrote:

You, my fellow slaadi, have inspired me to create my greatest work.

Behold: Eggs on Melted Trebuchet. In repose.

I love it. Now do a portrait of me in a tutu flogging a llama.

Nobody wants to see you flogging your llama.

I move to declare July 15 an official forum holiday to honor the Monster of Madness, the General of Ghost Posts, the wacky guy with all the eyes, our own PostMonster General.

I should like to remind the Jack Representative this senate is founded on law and not barbaric might makes right ideology. Your obvious bias will only serve to destroy this establishment and return us to anarchy. Do not become the Party of Punt.

Anarchy? I second that motion!

Oh, and we need more eggs in the cafeteria.

All these rules are driving me crazy!

I move we abolish the rules of order.

Hooray, more slaad! Guess it's summertime.

.........mmmmmmmmmmmm.........

garlic toast.......
for the filet mignon juice.....

What about me?

Is there a slaad bar at Paizo Con? They need to eat healthy.

He's the lucky one... ow.

Latest Slaad Musical

It's not a picnic without one of us.

Chopped Slaad wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I've been thinking... maybe we should target more bars?

I thought you said, "target more bras." Boy, did that lady scream...

Heh heh. I wish I had been there.

She would have turned you into me.

I've been thinking... maybe we should target more bars?

I thought you said, "target more bras." Boy, did that lady scream...

Some want to be part of a family. We all need love!

eggslaad anyone?

Fixed that for ya.

Chopped Slaad wrote:

I've been in the hospital. Ow.

That looks painful.

Yeah, yeah it is. But it's made me more chaotic, physically. It's worth the pain. Like a great tat.

I've been in the hospital. Ow.