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I miss the days of being a slaad and all its sladdiness. Let the eggings begin this holiday season. An egging everyday until Egg Year's Day.

GO TEAM CHAOS!

And then little early birdy

Gave my anus twirly-whirly
And asked me if I needed a ride

Seriously, someone once said that is what that line sounds like and now I can't unhear it.

Wrapped up like a douche...

Thus you're doomed.

Stop it! Those are my friends!

Gathers as much fish and sausage as he can and then returns them to Shark Reef at Mandalay Bay.

Does it have instructions for making a tuna fish sandwich?

That sounds good right about know.

A rare creature of beauty. Should've put it back in the water where they found it. But no, let's take it to Japan and make a celebrity out of it. Could of called it Karen Carpenter, but nooooooo, call it No. 1 like its a Starfleet Commander...

I'm off to Tokyo to "egg" the local populace and summona Kaiju or two.

Sings

The Slaad Boat

The horn's sections kicks in

Soon we'll be sinking another run

more horns and trumpets

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GO TEAM CHAOS!

Maybe the neighbors have eggs. We could make our own.

rises out the thread's aquarium

Did I hear eggs. As in fish eggs. Don' touch my babies.

Slaps Fishstick somewhere on his back

Spit it out young man, you still have years to go.

Gah. I hate negotiating. Anything, really. It always makes me feel slimy.

Someone say slimy?

What are all these Non-Slaads doing in the thread. Their just not chaotic enough.

Cries and solbers throughout the thread

* Days of quiet unsettling law. Oh where, oh where did my chaos go? Who must I egg?

Mena, amen brother, after a chaotic fashion.

Little Caesar Dretching wrote:

Spinach Slaad wrote:

Little Caesar Dretching wrote:

Gross.

Wait ... the dretching finds something gross!?!?!?!??! Now I have seen everything.

I'm a baby dretchling I'm innocent.

Needs more stirring. Yeeeessss.

Dump him in a salad I say. Remember, I part mayonnaise too.

A little chaos never hurt...

Brewhaha....

...and I brought towels.

Tries to express the chemical equation in written format for H-2-O but fails

Magazine!

ZAMBONI! {scoots slowly across the floor}

Throws Potatoes under the Zamboni just to see what happens

Beware the Potato...it can see everything...right into your very soul.

Eeeeeeeeeeee!

:::eggs any potato from Iowa or Idaho:::

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

Llamas!

You sir, are predictable. I ask that you go somewhere that is not here with that predictableness.

Samall?

No, pork chops.

Spear guns.

Can't Live without Chaos. I Just Can't

Aligator Handbag!

Get yer Alligator Handbags right here.

Lowest price this side of the Abyss

Get yer Aligator Handbags!

Guaranteed theft proof!

YIKES! Or was that SEKIY!

Why are you all forgetting Front and Back?

I never forget the front and back, but my left and right sides are entirely different matters.

Eggs Darth Tyler Do'urden

Going down to Florida to egg Burt Reynolds. Who's with me?

Florida?! I'm already in the water.

Swims in Mr. Fishy's Fishbowl

Haven't done this one in a while...,

GO TEAM CHAOS!

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

*pops into thread and pulls out DJ turntable*

Every Slaadi, get down and party!

*plays music*

Ugh. I never cared much for the Bee Gees.

Really. Play "stayin' alive" while someone gets egged. The screams make the rhythm and vocals sound more chaotic.

Fellow Slaads and other beings of Limba, er Limbo.

Have a Slaadi New Year in 2011 and "egg" one, if not all.

Oh. I thought we were stopping at 2.

Our fellow Proteans made the pages of Pathfinder Bestiary 2, so I thought it was wise to honor them and the chaos they will bring to the RPG tables, not to mention the eggings in the days to come.

"...."

We were supposed to stop at two? Oops, my bad.

Sulks off and gnaws on a piney Christmas tree.

....and a pathfinder bestiary....

Any good "eggings" over the Thanksgiving holiday?

You know, it's that time of the year for "egg" nog.

How was the choas?

Time for me to "put on" my Halloween costume.

"Endo-Egg-amorphosis ON!"

Rapidly changes shape and then unzips himself.

"Hello, my name's Nancy Pelosi and I need your vote on November Second."

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Tossed Slaad wrote:

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*eggs newcomer*

Joy!

Thank you for the eggs Misc Tossed Slaad! - BIFTech Engineers will carefully assigned them to worthy Citizens for gestation.

Kindly accept this bonus whimpering warm-blooded humanoid entity, courtesy of our Glorious Nation's Joy Factories.

*shakes fist*

Being a fascist, even a benign fascist does not favor with the amphibians of chaos. There is no joy unless it is the joy created by our chaotic nature. Fellow Slaads, I sense a plot to destroy the Slaad Thread. This must NOT come to be.

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Popcorn, Twenty-1, Axel Grease!

*puts on fake mustache*

Thatsa Spicy Slaad!

Who is this guy pretending to be me???!!!!

Well, he has Mirror Universe facial hair, so he must be your long-lost LAWFUL twin!!!!

You said the L-Word! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Thrashes tentacles chaotically

Don't tell me what to do.

NOT ENOUGH CHAOS! NOT ENOUGH CHAOS! NARF!

Don't tell me what to do.

It's just for Fridays. Any Friday, any Friday out of order, that is.

It's Friday Night! Go Out And Do Something Chaotic! GO TEAM CHAOS!

NARF!

Lumps are fun.

Where? In the throat, on the groin, on the spine, or in the gravy sauce.

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

I'm considering starting a new thread called "Ask a Slaad" and instead of actually answering questions we just egg people and perhaps dance the forbidden dance.

I'm for it. That an egging. It was so nice I had it done twice. whatdya say Tuna Fish?

Ditto, Spicy nacho. Uh, I've done the circle in a square dance. Does that count? Uh, anyone else?

"Anywho, dese two fishes and a monkey wrench walk into a bars and says...."

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.

I want to sample your brain.

*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*

Here, give it a try.

Mmmmmm! But this isn't french dressing. It's peanut better.

Lemme try again.

*smacks head again, drips fluid onto cracker*

How is that, and why am I holding two of them now?

I can hold four if you need any help.

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.

I want to sample your brain.

*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*

Here, give it a try.

Mmmmmm! But this isn't french dressing. It's peanut better.

I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.

I want to sample your brain.

casts confusion spell on himself

You shouldn't do that. Repeated use tends will lead to law. And youno what happen to lawful Slaadi, don't you.

*Tickles Tuna Fish Slaad*

You can't have tuna that isn't tickled pink, you know it's bad otherwise.

I'm pink around the gills. Does that count?