Don't worry! I'll help you out of that maze!
burns down the maze
Heh heh. Heh heh.
I always thought Nacho was a little... hot...
Heh heh.
runs through thread wielding a halibut and a violin
Wait! I wanted to capture that in a painting! I was going to call it Guernicorn.
Don't worry! I'll help you out of that maze!
burns down the maze
Steps from behind and taps Potato Slaad on the shoulder. He points.
WOW!, Look at the pretty colors burn.
Meanders into the thread, looks around, sneezes all over the slaads, mumbles something about being allergic to salads, then meanders out.
Meanders into the thread, looks around, sneezes all over the slaads, mumbles something about being allergic to salads, then meanders out.
I have something for you to be allergic to.
*pulls out dretching*
*stuffs dretching into Snot'zt Phlem'Spewen*
There you go.
Damn it! This always happens to me.
*stuffs dretching into Snot'zt Phlem'Spewen*
There you go.
{stuffs slaadi eggs inside dretching that is inside Snot'zt} I was in the mood for turducken.
emails himself into the thread wearing tattered Jedi Knight robes, carrying a half-eaten pork tenderloin in one hand, and a growler full rasberry blossom honey mead in the other
GO TEAM CHAOS!
Cheese Stix!
Popcorn, Twenty-1, Axel Grease!
Popcorn, Twenty-1, Axel Grease!
*puts on fake mustache*
Thatsa Spicy Slaad!
Popcorn, Twenty-1, Axel Grease!*puts on fake mustache*
Thatsa Spicy Slaad!
Who is this guy pretending to be me???!!!!
Who is this guy pretending to be me???!!!!Popcorn, Twenty-1, Axel Grease!*puts on fake mustache*
Thatsa Spicy Slaad!
Well, he has Mirror Universe facial hair, so he must be your long-lost LAWFUL twin!!!!
Well, he has Mirror Universe facial hair, so he must be your long-lost LAWFUL twin!!!!Who is this guy pretending to be me???!!!!Popcorn, Twenty-1, Axel Grease!*puts on fake mustache*
Thatsa Spicy Slaad!
You said the L-Word! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Thrashes tentacles chaotically
Well, he has Mirror Universe facial hair, so he must be your long-lost LAWFUL twin!!!!You said the L-Word! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Thrashes tentacles chaotically
Wait?! Since when is the L-Word (maybe NSFW) a bad thing?
Wait?! Since when is the L-Word (maybe NSFW) a bad thing?Well, he has Mirror Universe facial hair, so he must be your long-lost LAWFUL twin!!!!You said the L-Word! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Thrashes tentacles chaotically
It's not a bad thing. It's a Baaaaaaaaaaaad thing.
I meant to ask you, Salmagundi: When you eat raisins, do you name each one first? Do named raisins taste better than unnamed raisins?
I meant to ask you, Salmagundi: When you eat raisins, do you name each one first? Do named raisins taste better than unnamed raisins?
I'm supposed to learn their names before I eat them too? I thought it was bad enough making them cry first.
I meant to ask you, Salmagundi: When you eat raisins, do you name each one first? Do named raisins taste better than unnamed raisins?I'm supposed to learn their names before I eat them too? I thought it was bad enough making them cry first.
Are terror-filled raisins tastier? Do they scream "Gojira!" as you Nom on them?
Are terror-filled raisins tastier? Do they scream "Gojira!" as you Nom on them?I meant to ask you, Salmagundi: When you eat raisins, do you name each one first? Do named raisins taste better than unnamed raisins?I'm supposed to learn their names before I eat them too? I thought it was bad enough making them cry first.
One called me "Mom", and I did drop a couple of eggs into a California raisin a few weeks before...
Well, he has Mirror Universe facial hair, so he must be your long-lost LAWFUL twin!!!!Who is this guy pretending to be me???!!!!Popcorn, Twenty-1, Axel Grease!*puts on fake mustache*
Thatsa Spicy Slaad!
So what you are saying is, if I destroy him I will become stronger?
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Well, he has Mirror Universe facial hair, so he must be your long-lost LAWFUL twin!!!!Who is this guy pretending to be me???!!!!Popcorn, Twenty-1, Axel Grease!*puts on fake mustache*
Thatsa Spicy Slaad!
So what you are saying is, if I destroy him I will become stronger?
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Wait, what if he's like Obi-whosawhatitz from that space movie with the cinnamon bun hair and that blond kid. Won't HE get more powerful?
Question 2: Is Yoda a dretch?
Wait, what if he's like Obi-whosawhatitz from that space movie with the cinnamon bun hair and that blond kid. Won't HE get more powerful?
Question 2: Is Yoda a dretch?
Hmm...maybe, but either way he will still be dead.
*pulls out a halibut*
I have his weakness right here. Now to make him smell it.
As to your second question................................................................... ..................................what was the question again?
Wait, what if he's like Obi-whosawhatitz from that space movie with the cinnamon bun hair and that blond kid. Won't HE get more powerful?
Question 2: Is Yoda a dretch?
Hmm...maybe, but either way he will still be dead.
*pulls out a halibut*
I have his weakness right here. Now to make him smell it.
As to your second question................................................................... ..................................what was the question again?
Whoa, that halibut has halitosis of the butt. Bleck. You should put it on a salad, but not eat it. Who the heck eats fish on a salad?
...Who the heck eats fish on a salad?
Poodles. But they'll eat/roll in/hump nearly anything.
Edit: "And if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order." - Zoe Washburne
A dretch Yoda is not.
A dretch Yoda is not.
Could of fooled me. Anyway, how does one fool a Slaad and when a slaad realizes the jig is up, does he "egg" everybody?
A dretch Yoda is not.Could of fooled me. Anyway, how does one fool a Slaad and when a slaad realizes the jig is up, does he "egg" everybody?
No one ever "fools" a Slaad it was just circumstance that led the Slaad to go along with the fooling until he comes up with something better to do. As far as "egging" everybody, that depends on what flavor he, she or it is.
Candle wax.
...when a slaad realizes the jig is up, does he "egg" everybody?
Yes, with Whirlwind Attack and keen eggs... think Death Blossom.
A dretch Yoda is not.Could of fooled me. Anyway, how does one fool a Slaad and when a slaad realizes the jig is up, does he "egg" everybody?No one ever "fools" a Slaad it was just circumstance that led the Slaad to go along with the fooling until he comes up with something better to do. As far as "egging" everybody, that depends on what flavor he, she or it is.
Candle wax.
Correct. Conan! Administer punishment now!
Yes, with Whirlwind Attack and keen eggs... think Death Blossom.
Oh wow! wow! wow! Jumps around the thread like an a hyperactive primate. I need to practice an egging like that.
GO TEAM CHAOS!
This is the best thread ever.
walks into thread carrying a wooden crate and a chinese checkers game
sets down crate and then sets up game on top of crate
stares intently at the game
knocks game off crate
I didn't want to play anyways.
storms out of thread
*looks up from between licks of his own feat*
What was that about?
zooms through the thread under the effects of a haste spell
{sticks to the ceiling of the thread under the effects of a paste spell}
stumbles through thread under the effects of a wasted spell
Woah dude....
*marinates a turkey using a baste spell*
Mmmmmm....turkey
Mmmmmm....turkey
You ruined the pattern. Way to go!
*high fives Potato Slaad*
Mmmmmm....turkeyYou ruined the pattern. Way to go!
*high fives Potato Slaad*
I had to. All that orderly progression was starting to hurt my eyes.
*samples the turkey using a taste spell*
Mmmm, not bad, needs some garlic and red peppers.
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Hail mighty chaos-infused lifeforms!
Yes yes, it is I, the much loved, humble, all-powerful leader of that glorious nation you've all heard about.
I have come with candy, beer and soft warm-blooded squishy things that squeal amusingly when bitten!
Please enjoy this bountiful offering and consider it a token of my thanks for some brutal-yet-hilariously-cruel wet-work performed by some of your associates against the Anti-Spawn Coalition on my favourite familiar's behalf.
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My second in command, a Toad of Unknown Origins and Power, is also a big fan of all your works - it (gender undisclosed) would be overcome with joy and happy feelings of love, taffy and kinship if you could take the time out of your hectic reality-warping schedules to sign this persevered halfling scalp.
Thank you for your time and may your spawn stones shine.
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*eggs newcomer*
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*eggs newcomer*
Joy!
Thank you for the eggs Misc Tossed Slaad! - BIFTech Engineers will carefully assigned them to worthy Citizens for gestation.
Kindly accept this bonus whimpering warm-blooded humanoid entity, courtesy of our Glorious Nation's Joy Factories.
*Launches himself across the thread with a toot of his own horn*
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*eggs newcomer*
Joy!
Thank you for the eggs Misc Tossed Slaad! - BIFTech Engineers will carefully assigned them to worthy Citizens for gestation.
Kindly accept this bonus whimpering warm-blooded humanoid entity, courtesy of our Glorious Nation's Joy Factories.
Being a fascist, even a benign fascist does not favor with the amphibians of chaos. There is no joy unless it is the joy created by our chaotic nature. Fellow Slaads, I sense a plot to destroy the Slaad Thread. This must NOT come to be.
Let us fight Tyranny with interpretive dance!
*Dances*
Being a fascist, even a benign fascist does not favor with the amphibians of chaos. There is no joy unless it is the joy created by our chaotic nature. Fellow Slaads, I sense a plot to destroy the Slaad Thread. This must NOT come to be..
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*eggs newcomer*
Joy!
Thank you for the eggs Misc Tossed Slaad! - BIFTech Engineers will carefully assigned them to worthy Citizens for gestation.
Kindly accept this bonus whimpering warm-blooded humanoid entity, courtesy of our Glorious Nation's Joy Factories.
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Now now mighty amphibious anthropomorphous being, let's not let fear and prejudice spoil a perfectly respectable association.
I have no intention of subverting your chaos-loving ways..
..you can trust me.
Now, if you will all just take a number and form an orderly que by the portal.....