Ooh! Confetti!
Mmmmmmm.....cats
walks in with a bag full of cats and starts throwing them at people
Cats are full of important vitamins and minerals.
Mmmmmm....minerals
*catches a cat, adds a bowling ball and some vegetables and juggles*
surfs into thread wearing a bathing suit and Hawaian shirt, carrying a half-eaten pecan pie in one hand, and a bottle of rotgut whiskey in the other
Surfs up dude.
GO TEAM CHAOS!
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Zucchini.
Zucchini.
Zucchini? The equations didn't predict any type of summer squash at all. {frowns} I'm gonna have to recheck all my math.
Zucchini.Zucchini? The equations didn't predict any type of summer squash at all. {frowns} I'm gonna have to recheck all my math.
You expect calculations to function properly in THIS thread??
*peers* Just what kind of Slaad are you anyway, yeeessss....?
Zucchini.Zucchini? The equations didn't predict any type of summer squash at all. {frowns} I'm gonna have to recheck all my math.You expect calculations to function properly in THIS thread??
*peers* Just what kind of Slaad are you anyway, yeeessss....?
Look here- {points at toaster} ...see, clearly the inverse of the sum of monkey plus soap squared should clearly equal metric a**ton of skittles over Cheney's current pulse rate.
Clearly this must be BP's fault.
Zucchini.Zucchini? The equations didn't predict any type of summer squash at all. {frowns} I'm gonna have to recheck all my math.You expect calculations to function properly in THIS thread??
*peers* Just what kind of Slaad are you anyway, yeeessss....?
Look here- {points at toaster} ...see, clearly the inverse of the sum of monkey plus soap squared should clearly equal metric a**ton of skittles over Cheney's current pulse rate.
Clearly this must be BP's fault.
Obviously. Do carry on, yeeesssss.
Surely, you can't be serious?
Surely, you can't be serious?
He is, and don't call him Shirley.
Or Buttercup.
Or Sebastian.
Apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples peach-zombie apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!
Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.
staggers drunkly into the thread carrying a box full of half-eaten tacos in one hand and an empty 1.75 liter bottle of Jose Cuervo in the other.
Man, those drug cartels. They just don't understand the purpose of a good egging.
Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.
Constantinople
Cheetos carry candy casually careening carefully crafting cooling cookies carnage chocolate cheerful chance cap cafe cereal clotting cork carp collage coagulate co-ed csar chemistry coping.
Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.Constantinople
Istanbul?
Istanbul?Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.Constantinople
It was Constantinople, now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks.
It's all Greek to me.
It's all Greek to me.
That's what she said!
It was Constantinople, now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks.Istanbul?Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.Constantinople
Even the Turks don't get it in some cases, the name was changed by Chester A. Arthur in 1895 as a sign of respect to the Kaiju that had devastated that part of the middle east at the behest of the Ghost of Genghis Khan. So the turks then officially adopted it in 1920 to stem the tide of Chester A. Arthur zombie-clones from ransacking their country.
Doesn't everyone know this?
It was Constantinople, now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks.Istanbul?Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.ConstantinopleEven the Turks don't get it in some cases, the name was changed by Chester A. Arthur in 1895 as a sign of respect to the Kaiju that had devastated that part of the middle east at the behest of the Ghost of Genghis Khan. So the turks then officially adopted it in 1920 to stem the tide of Chester A. Arthur zombie-clones from ransacking their country.
Doesn't everyone know this?
I always thought it was Millard Fillmore.
I always thought it was Millard Fillmore.It was Constantinople, now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks.Istanbul?Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.ConstantinopleEven the Turks don't get it in some cases, the name was changed by Chester A. Arthur in 1895 as a sign of respect to the Kaiju that had devastated that part of the middle east at the behest of the Ghost of Genghis Khan. So the turks then officially adopted it in 1920 to stem the tide of Chester A. Arthur zombie-clones from ransacking their country.
Doesn't everyone know this?
That's just conspiracy theory non-sense. Milard Fillmore was too busy helping Taft out of his bathtub. He was stuck in there for one whole term in office, and nobody knew until now!
Istanbul?Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.Constantinople
So what's you're sayin' is there's crude oil in Turkey, but not on the table at Thansgivin', are I correct. Or do I go look for turkeys in In-stant-Bull or Can't-Stand-a-Pimple, after I get back from the Gulf?
So what's you're sayin' is there's crude oil in Turkey, but not on the table at Thansgivin', are I correct. Or do I go look for turkeys in In-stant-Bull or Can't-Stand-a-Pimple, after I get back from the Gulf?Istanbul?Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.Constantinople
I'm saying that it's nobody's business but the Turks.
I'm saying that it's nobody's business but the Turks.So what's you're sayin' is there's crude oil in Turkey, but not on the table at Thansgivin', are I correct. Or do I go look for turkeys in In-stant-Bull or Can't-Stand-a-Pimple, after I get back from the Gulf?Istanbul?Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.Constantinople
I'm making it my business. *snaps fingers* Mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm </sass>
{pokes mini-carrots into wax effigies of TMBG} AHA! I forgot to carry the cheez-in-a-can! And I overlooked that Ursa Minor-est is in retrograde! THAT's why it doesn't add up... {goes back to tracing formulae on the side of empty beer keg}
{pokes mini-carrots into wax effigies of TMBG} AHA! I forgot to carry the cheez-in-a-can! And I overlooked that Ursa Minor-est is in retrograde! THAT's why it doesn't add up... {goes back to tracing formulae on the side of empty beer keg}
Don't forget to carry the little birdhouse in your soul in that formula. Or else the blue canaries will attack us, and I'm sick of canary canneries in full operation. If I eat one more can of it I might sprout feathers and start cawing. Wouldn't that suck?
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{pokes mini-carrots into wax effigies of TMBG} AHA! I forgot to carry the cheez-in-a-can! And I overlooked that Ursa Minor-est is in retrograde! THAT's why it doesn't add up... {goes back to tracing formulae on the side of empty beer keg}Don't forget to carry the little birdhouse in your soul in that formula. Or else the blue canaries will attack us, and I'm sick of canary canneries in full operation. If I eat one more can of it I might sprout feathers and start cawing. Wouldn't that suck?
It's not so bad.
{pokes mini-carrots into wax effigies of TMBG} AHA! I forgot to carry the cheez-in-a-can! And I overlooked that Ursa Minor-est is in retrograde! THAT's why it doesn't add up... {goes back to tracing formulae on the side of empty beer keg}Don't forget to carry the little birdhouse in your soul in that formula. Or else the blue canaries will attack us, and I'm sick of canary canneries in full operation. If I eat one more can of it I might sprout feathers and start cawing. Wouldn't that suck?
{uses Teter Stick of Vorpal Poking and pokes dead canaries strewn about the wherewoof's mine field} Alas, a Squirrel of Blue Waffling moved into my soul's birdhouse and bogarted all the seeds.
Don't know about canary canneries, but I heard the Aximomites once ran afoul of a couple goofy gophers in their vegetable cannery in downtown Axis.
tap dances across the thread
I'm saying that it's nobody's business but the Turks.So what's you're sayin' is there's crude oil in Turkey, but not on the table at Thansgivin', are I correct. Or do I go look for turkeys in In-stant-Bull or Can't-Stand-a-Pimple, after I get back from the Gulf?Istanbul?Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.Constantinople
What about the Byzantines?
What about the Byzantines?
Would you care for a Magical Turkish Delight?
What about the Byzantines?I'm saying that it's nobody's business but the Turks.So what's you're sayin' is there's crude oil in Turkey, but not on the table at Thansgivin', are I correct. Or do I go look for turkeys in In-stant-Bull or Can't-Stand-a-Pimple, after I get back from the Gulf?Istanbul?Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.Constantinople
I beg your pardon?
What about the Byzantines?I beg your pardon?
Yeah, we never promised you a rose garden.
Argh, that f~~!ing song is stuck in my head now!
What about the Byzantines?I beg your pardon?Yeah, we never promised you a rose garden.
Argh, that f#!*ing song is stuck in my head now!
What? The Pina Colada song?
What about the Byzantines?Would you care for a Magical Turkish Delight?
What's magical about it?
By Ygorl I love this thread.
ponders something
{pokes mini-carrots into wax effigies of TMBG} AHA! I forgot to carry the cheez-in-a-can! And I overlooked that Ursa Minor-est is in retrograde! THAT's why it doesn't add up... {goes back to tracing formulae on the side of empty beer keg}Don't forget to carry the little birdhouse in your soul in that formula. Or else the blue canaries will attack us, and I'm sick of canary canneries in full operation. If I eat one more can of it I might sprout feathers and start cawing. Wouldn't that suck?{uses Teter Stick of Vorpal Poking and pokes dead canaries strewn about the wherewoof's mine field} Alas, a Squirrel of Blue Waffling moved into my soul's birdhouse and bogarted all the seeds.
Don't know about canary canneries, but I heard the Aximomites once ran afoul of a couple goofy gophers in their vegetable cannery in downtown Axis.
*attempts to dislodge Squirrel by shaking Ambrosia vigorously*
OUT YOU SQUIRRELS! STOP EATING HER SEED!
What about the Byzantines?I'm saying that it's nobody's business but the Turks.So what's you're sayin' is there's crude oil in Turkey, but not on the table at Thansgivin', are I correct. Or do I go look for turkeys in In-stant-Bull or Can't-Stand-a-Pimple, after I get back from the Gulf?Istanbul?Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.Constantinople
It's complicated. </tongue in cheek>
Out, damn squirrel! Out!
Leave Spot alone!