Mmmm, mrph mmmph mrrm mmph.
Sorry was just having a bite. Hey Macaroni, you need some fire in that act.
lights a fish on fire and continues juggling
takes off hat and lets items fall into it
For my next trick I'm going to turn this water into a dog dressed like a rabbit.
pulls out a glass of water
stares intently at it
What was he eating, anyway?NEW SPAWN! Greetings swampling.Mmmm, mrph mmmph mrrm mmph.
Sorry was just having a bite. Hey Macaroni, you need some fire in that act.
Some fool who came at me with a fork. He was a bit thin, but quite tasty.
Some fool who came at me with a fork. He was a bit thin, but quite tasty.What was he eating, anyway?NEW SPAWN! Greetings swampling.Mmmm, mrph mmmph mrrm mmph.
Sorry was just having a bite. Hey Macaroni, you need some fire in that act.
I would have egged him.
A-
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ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm allergic to mysteries.
What mystery?
What mystery?
Achoo!
Achoo!AAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That, my friend, IS the mystery!
*water begins to boil*
....What? What is a mystery?
Achoooooooooooo!
*Streamers shoot from Salmagundi's nose*
How'd those get in there?
ACHOO!
I'm allergic to law.
Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*eggs*
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Races through the thread, chased by a Curmudgeon of Guinea Pigs*
Mmmmmm......applewood smoked bacon.
*reaches into bag and pulls out Slaad Shooter (patent pending)*
This is going to be like shooting toucans in the desert.
*fires gun at guinea pigs*
Mmmmm.....Froot Loops®
I'm an endangerous'd species. Teh law says you can't hurt me! NYAH!
teleports into thread wearing a Dharma Initiative uniform, carrying a roasted boar leg in one hand, and a partially consumed jug of fermented pineapple juice in the other
I'm an endangerous'd species. Teh law says you can't hurt me! NYAH!
*eggs Snot Otter*
Sorry, I'm not big on the whole "law" thing.
I fought the law and I won.
I shot the Sheriff, the deputy and the game warden. You're more endangered than you know.
I shot the Sheriff, the deputy and the game warden. You're more endangered than you know.
Did you shoot the dispatcher? Because I hear he holds a grudge.
I make my own salad dressing.
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No really. I love a good vinegarette.
I have trouble finding good dretchings.
Mmmmm.....dretchings.
Speaking of which, is that a dretching?
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No, it's just a rotten tomato. I'm not very fresh.
Pudding!
Snapple!
*sticks out his tongue*
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbthhhhhhhhhh!
*drools and moves on to another thread*
Angus Beef!
*sticks out his tongue*
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbthhhhhhhhhh!
*drools and moves on to another thread*
*eggs Drooly Toddler*
Welcome!
*sticks out his tongue*
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbthhhhhhhhhh!
*drools and moves on to another thread*
*eggs Drooly Toddler*
Welcome!
Mmmmmmm.
*pets Macaroni Slaad*
Kitty!
*sticks out his tongue*
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbthhhhhhhhhh!
*drools and moves on to another thread*
*eggs Drooly Toddler*
Welcome!
Mmmmmmm.
*pets Macaroni Slaad*
Kitty!
I believe I appear more like a toad or perhaps some kind of messed up alligator.
*pulls out chainsaw and bowling pin*
*juggles Drooly Toddler, chainsaw and bowling pin*
*juggles Drooly Toddler, chainsaw and bowling pin*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Again again!
Turtle!
GO TEAM CHAOS!
This is the best thread ever.
Mwhaaaa! I made Celestial Healer laugh.
Go Team Chaos!
Did you egg him while his guard was down?
We could infiltrate the Thread Celestial that way.
Goddang Celestials.
Mwhaaaa! I made Celestial Healer laugh.
Go Team Chaos!
Did you egg him while his guard was down?
We could infiltrate the Thread Celestial that way.
I didn't want to get his lawfulness all over me.
I didn't want to get his lawfulness all over me.Mwhaaaa! I made Celestial Healer laugh.
Go Team Chaos!
Did you egg him while his guard was down?
We could infiltrate the Thread Celestial that way.
Ugh. Yeah, that takes forever to wash off.
(Although I do like a nice rinse and a trip through the Slaad Spinner.)
crash lands into thread wearing a shredded astronaut suit, carrying a half-eaten wedge of cheese in one hand, a flagon of mead in the other, and with a yapping chihuahua strapped to one leg
crash lands into thread wearing a shredded astronaut suit, carrying a half-eaten wedge of cheese in one hand, a flagon of mead in the other, and with a yapping chihuahua strapped to one leg
*punts chihuahua*
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The score is now Orange to Jiminy.
*Eats Tumbleweed*
*Eats Tumbleweed*
Holy crap, that's a lot of fiber in one meal.
Dimension Doors into thread wearing monk robes, carrying a bottle of sake in one hand, and a half-eaten pizza with pepperoni, hot italian sausage, and smoked bacon in the other hand
Dimension Doors into thread wearing monk robes, carrying a bottle of sake in one hand, and a half-eaten pizza with pepperoni, hot italian sausage, and smoked bacon in the other hand
I don't think sake and pizza go together.
Or were you just being chaotic?
hot italian sausage
That's what she said.
Mmmmmm.....chaos