Orderly que???!!!!!
My ears are bleeding....ahh make the bad man go away!
*runs screaming around the thread*
Now now mighty amphibious anthropomorphous being, let's not let fear and prejudice spoil a perfectly respectable association.
I have no intention of subverting your chaos-loving ways..
..you can trust me.
Now, if you will all just take a number and form an orderly que by the portal.....
There's only one thing a Slaad can do when confronted by a fascist and that's ignore him.
Sits down, pulls out a plate of tacos and begins to devour them.
Wah wah-wah-wah order order wha more lawfulness whaaaaaaa!I thought you were busy hunting snot otters or licking toads or something?
There's only one thing a Slaad can do when confronted by a fascist and that's ignore him.
Sits down, pulls out a plate of tacos and begins to devour them.
{mumbles to self} How does that go? Feed a cold, starve a fascist, and light a troll?...
Oooo, that looks good, Spicy. Lots of calcium, minerals, and roughage in plates.
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We will be back..
..with hugs.
Not much of a Fascist if he's going to give up that easily. Too bad, I was hoping he could get the toads to run on time... or at least get them to print up their departure & arrival schedule in something besides Esperanto and imaginary numbers.
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Not much of a Fascist if he's going to give up that easily. Too bad, I was hoping he could get the toads to run on time... or at least get them to print up their departure & arrival schedule in something besides Esperanto and imaginary numbers.
Well, bribery will at least hold our attenti- ooooo, a horsey!
Well, bribery will at least hold our attenti- ooooo, a horsey!
I do not use imaginary numbers, I make mine up as I go along...
*charges into thread*
Die Facist.....
Where did he go?
*looks around thread*
What was I doing?
Oh yeah!
*reaches into back pocket and pulls out a beanie*
*puts on beanie*
Up, up and away!
*attempts to fly*
Time for me to "put on" my Halloween costume.
Rapidly changes shape and then unzips himself.
"Hello, my name's Nancy Pelosi and I need your vote on November Second."
Time for me to "put on" my Halloween costume.
Rapidly changes shape and then unzips himself.
"Hello, my name's Nancy Pelosi and I need your vote on November Second."
AUGH! A Numerian Robo-caller!!!!! Kill it, KILL IT!!!!
AUGH! A Numerian Robo-caller!!!!! Kill it, KILL IT!!!!Time for me to "put on" my Halloween costume.
Rapidly changes shape and then unzips himself.
"Hello, my name's Nancy Pelosi and I need your vote on November Second."
There is not enough fire in the universe to destroy it!!!! OH NOES!!!
That reminds me of the time I egged a senator.
Whatever you do, don't vote!
Whatever you do, don't!
So that is 2 votes against voting..
So that is 2 votes against voting..
What have I taught you... counting is Awful Lawful! Now go in the round room and stand in the corner until you learn your lesson.
So that is 2 votes against voting..What have I taught you... counting is Awful Lawful! Now go in the round room and stand in the corner until you learn your lesson.
Listening to you is a Lwaful act, do you really think I'll do something like that?
Listening to you is a Lwaful act, do you really think I'll do something like that?So that is 2 votes against voting..What have I taught you... counting is Awful Lawful! Now go in the round room and stand in the corner until you learn your lesson.
That's a chaotic good boy!
{spreads grape jam and horseradish on a shaved poodle, attaches Happy Festivus card, then s it into Hell}
This is the best thread ever.
Crawls into thread
I feel like I've been tossed into a Slaad Shooter (Patent Pending).
Crawls into thread
I feel like I've been tossed into a Slaad Shooter (Patent Pending).
*twirls around and around in the slaad spinner*
Lands a vertri-bird on the thread and steps out of the machine with a large bottle Clan Macgregor scotch under one arm and roast rack of mole rat under the other. He looks at the assembled Slaads through dirty goggles...
Nothing beats vacationing in the Capital Wasteland. Those Deathclaws and Mirelurks are sure entertaining. Points to the scars across his belly. I even egged a few of them.
sails into the thread on a nice little sloop named The Dolores MacGuffin, wearing a Long John Silver costume, carrying a roasted parrot in one hand, and a bottle of rum in the other
puts finger into thread and then licks said finger
This thread needs more chaos.
lights poodle on fire
That should do....for now.
*wears burning poodle as a hat*
*wears burning poodle as a hat*
*pull out spoon and dips it into the thread*
*tastes thread*Hmm, it's ok, but we still need more Chaos.
*shatters a glass*
Enchants burning poodle hat to
BuRninG POOdLE Hat of ManY toASTEd mUfFINs + Arrghhh numbers Hurts us!!!!!
skateboards from one side of the thread to the other
{stops, drops, and rolls through thread in a spam dress and new cruel shoes}
Dimension Doors into thread dressed in tatter pilgrim clothing, carrying a basic of roasted corn in one hand, and a jug of Indian "Fire Water" in the other, while singing Black Sabbath's Warpigs off key
Hmm, there is still not enough Chaos in this thread.
Hmm, there is still not enough Chaos in this thread.
*continues brining Paris Hilton in preparation for the Thanksgiving feast*
Hey, you guys kinda look like me.
Don't tell me what to do.
My eyes...some one deck her again!!
Wanna smoosh?
Hey, you guys kinda look like me.That's awful rude!
Wanna smoosh?
And now you're making threats?!
Maybe you should go visit the Jacks Clubhouse? They've got a 24/7 bar, a pool, and very few girls... they'd LOVE you there. {tries best fake smile}
Hey, you guys kinda look like me.That's awful rude!Wanna smoosh?And now you're making threats?!
Maybe you should go visit the Jacks Clubhouse? They've got a 24/7 bar, a pool, and very few girls... they'd LOVE you there. {tries best fake smile}
I drunk-puked in their pool.
Tap-dances into the thread carrying a fire extinguisher strapped to his back, a half-drunk bottle of Wild Turkey in one hand and a half-eaten pumpkin pie in the other.
"Cool whip anyone?"
I drunk-puked in their pool.Hey, you guys kinda look like me.That's awful rude!Wanna smoosh?And now you're making threats?!
Maybe you should go visit the Jacks Clubhouse? They've got a 24/7 bar, a pool, and very few girls... they'd LOVE you there. {tries best fake smile}
That's grody! Ew ew ew ew eewwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Ah yes, there is plenty of chaos in this thread now.
*Pogos out of thread*
Any good "eggings" over the Thanksgiving holiday?
You know, it's that time of the year for "egg" nog.
How was the choas?
crashes into thread with a 1963 Chevy Nova
jumps out of wrecked car and begins running across thread while whistling the theme song to COPS
tackled by police that had been chasing him
eggs the police and gets away
crashes into thread with a 1963 Chevy Nova
jumps out of wrecked car and begins running across thread while whistling the theme song to COPS
tackled by police that had been chasing him
eggs the police and gets away
IT'S THE COPS!!!! RUN FOR IT!!!!!
dumps body
runs
*flushes all the tags he illegally ripped off of mattresses down the toilet to get rid of the evidence*
*eggs himself in the face*
OG ATME SOHAC!