The Slaad Thread


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Meh, give me summer any day. I hates the cold.


*tosses Potato Slaad into the oven*


*rides into thread chased by a massive ice paraelemental*


Tossed Slaad wrote:
*tosses Potato Slaad into the oven*

{sprinkles bacon, cheese, and chives on Potato Slaad} Mmmmm, cannibalism...


rides roaring into the thread on a snow mobile, dressed like an Eskimo, carrying a tapped, half-empty keg on the back, and towing a barbecue pit full of half-cooked and half-eaten ribs


{phases through thread and shorts out the circuitry}


*pops into thread*

Hey! Check this out, I can touch my nose!

*pokes self in the eye*

ARRRGH!

*falls to the ground and begins rolling around*

IT HURTS! IT HURTS!

*crawls out of thread*


Macaroni Slaad wrote:

*pops into thread*

Hey! Check this out, I can touch my nose!

*pokes self in the eye*

ARRRGH!

*falls to the ground and begins rolling around*

IT HURTS! IT HURTS!

*crawls out of thread*

That was the best dance ever.


Those fingers in my hair.
That sly come hither stare
that strips my conscience bare
it's witchcraft.
And I've got no defense for it.
The heat is too intense for it.
What good would common sense for it do?
'Cause it's witchcraft!
Wicked witchcraft.
And although I know it's strictly taboo
when you arouse the need in me
my heart says "yes indeed" in me
Proceed with what you're leadin' me to!
It's such an ancient pitch
but one I wouldn't switch
'Cause there's no nicer witch than you!


This thread was falling too far down the list. Time to bump it up.


List?!?

Eewwww....

How...orderly. It makes my skin crawl.


THAT'S IT!!!!

Potato, you magnificent bastard! Your singing broke the laws of reality! We actually didn't exist for over a day!

Sing, SING, SING!!!! {gives Axis, Heaven, and the Nine Hells the Agincourt Gesture with both hands and both feet}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

THAT'S IT!!!!

Potato, you magnificent bastard! Your singing broke the laws of reality! We actually didn't exist for over a day!

Sing, SING, SING!!!! {gives Axis, Heaven, and the Nine Hells the Agincourt Gesture with both hands and both feet}

You draw your bow with that!?


Salmagundi Slaad wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{gives Axis, Heaven, and the Nine Hells the Agincourt Gesture with both hands and both feet}
You draw your bow with that!?

Hmmm? Oh, no, I draw my bows with a red pencil. {scribbles} Look! Iz a Butterfrog!


Potato Slaad wrote:

List?!?

Eewwww....

How...orderly. It makes my skin crawl.

Exactly. Which is why it is important to change our position constantly.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Salmagundi Slaad wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{gives Axis, Heaven, and the Nine Hells the Agincourt Gesture with both hands and both feet}
You draw your bow with that!?
Hmmm? Oh, no, I draw my bows with a red pencil. {scribbles} Look! Iz a Butterfrog!

Red is my favorite flavor except for blue and battery.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

THAT'S IT!!!!

Potato, you magnificent bastard! Your singing broke the laws of reality! We actually didn't exist for over a day!

Sing, SING, SING!!!! {gives Axis, Heaven, and the Nine Hells the Agincourt Gesture with both hands and both feet}

Okay.

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout

When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"


Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:

List?!?

Eewwww....

How...orderly. It makes my skin crawl.

Exactly. Which is why it is important to change our position constantly.

I wish the Paizo threads were merely in a disorganized heap instead.


Quakers on unicycles.


So I'm standing in line at the bank, and this chick is taking a really long time with the Bank Teller (a fellow slaad with a side job). So I get impatient and say to the Bank Teller...

Hey BT! I bet you can't egg this chick as well as I could.

So, he eggs this chick, and she's all like...

Waaaaahhhh! You're being mean to me! Why can't you see that I don't like to be egged! I'm going home!

It was weird! I thought everyone liked to be egged! But, at least I got to put in my deposit on time.


Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Quakers on unicycles.

I'm not a quaker... at least not anymore.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....quaker oatmeal


Potato Slaad wrote:

So I'm standing in line at the bank, and this chick is taking a really long time with the Bank Teller (a fellow slaad with a side job). So I get impatient and say to the Bank Teller...

Hey BT! I bet you can't egg this chick as well as I could.

So, he eggs this chick, and she's all like...

Waaaaahhhh! You're being mean to me! Why can't you see that I don't like to be egged! I'm going home!

It was weird! I thought everyone liked to be egged! But, at least I got to put in my deposit on time.

So you did two kinds of deposits!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:

So I'm standing in line at the bank, and this chick is taking a really long time with the Bank Teller (a fellow slaad with a side job). So I get impatient and say to the Bank Teller...

Hey BT! I bet you can't egg this chick as well as I could.

So, he eggs this chick, and she's all like...

Waaaaahhhh! You're being mean to me! Why can't you see that I don't like to be egged! I'm going home!

It was weird! I thought everyone liked to be egged! But, at least I got to put in my deposit on time.

So you did two kinds of deposits!

That's what she said!


Sorry about the gross lack of "eggings" on my part, but my master Jeffrey turned 40 on the 9th of this month. Work and minor health problems have kept him extremely busy. If you can, wish him then egg him, a happy birthday while he suffers the terrifying throes of Mid-Life Crisis.

GO TEAM CHAOS!


*jumps to the left*
*steps to the right*
*places hands on his hips*
*pulls his knees in tight*
*thrust pelvis*
*time warps*


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Sorry about the gross lack of "eggings" on my part, but my master Jeffrey turned 40 on the 9th of this month. Work and minor health problems have kept him extremely busy. If you can, wish him then egg him, a happy birthday while he suffers the terrifying throes of Mid-Life Crisis.

GO TEAM CHAOS!

Have an eggtastic birthday!

...

*eggs*


Shoelaces


Boob coma!


I can't wait to egg a leprachaun.


Who egged Charlie Sheen? He's obviously under our influence somehow.


SPORK!


Moot!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Moot!

Moto! Mtoo! Omot! Oomt! Ootm! Otom! Otmo! Omto! Toom! Tomo! Tmoo!


*Rides through the thread with a Cassio recorder blaring Sir-Mix-Alot*


*ponders egging Bear on a Unicycle*

*determines there is no point*

*slaps a fish*


fishes a slap


<Steps into a Slim Jim>


Cobb Slaad wrote:
<Steps into a Slim Jim>

*snaps into a slim guy named Jim*


wanders around in a circle


Potato Slaad wrote:
wanders around in a circle

pours tapiocoa pudding in Potato Slaad's circle


I knew a football player who had that stuff for brains. One too many hits with a linebacker.


Potato Slaad wrote:
I knew a football player who had that stuff for brains. One too many hits with a linebacker.

Really?! I'd never considered rolling a linebacker up in a joint and smoking him!

I wonder what smoking Ricky Williams would turn my brains into? I'm hoping for pineapple upside-down cake...

mmmm, tasty brains...


Mmmmm...pineapple. You know, McDonald's in Hawaii serve that stuff.


Forces of Chaos! Do that thing you do when you feel like doing it!


Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Forces of Chaos! Do that thing you do when you feel like doing it!

Huzzah! {takes a nap}


*slaps his pet llama with a wet fish*


BOOYAH!


What's up, Potato?


Better to ask "Why do all new cars smell the same?"

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