
Ambrosia Slaad |

Potato Slaad wrote:Dimension Doors into thread wearing monk robes, carrying a bottle of sake in one hand, and a half-eaten pizza with pepperoni, hot italian sausage, and smoked bacon in the other handI don't think sake and pizza go together.
Or were you just being chaotic?
You wouldn't think so, but sake and pizza go together quite nicely.

Tossed Slaad |

Tossed Slaad wrote:You wouldn't think so, but sake and pizza go together quite nicely.Potato Slaad wrote:Dimension Doors into thread wearing monk robes, carrying a bottle of sake in one hand, and a half-eaten pizza with pepperoni, hot italian sausage, and smoked bacon in the other handI don't think sake and pizza go together.
Or were you just being chaotic?
I like pizza and ginger ale.
And the sound of screaming.

Spicy Nacho Slaad |

Macaroni Slaad wrote:...and it's always morning somewhere. :)Tossed Slaad wrote:I love the sound of screaming in the morning.
I like pizza and ginger ale.And the sound of screaming.
Not in Las Vegas, my dear Ambrosia. The screams of "Oh Sweet Jesus" tend to get muffled when someone is being buried in dirt. Heh, heh, heh...

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Not in Las Vegas, my dear Ambrosia. The screams of "Oh Sweet Jesus" tend to get muffled when someone is being buried in dirt. Heh, heh, heh...Macaroni Slaad wrote:I love the sound of screaming in the morning....and it's always morning somewhere. :)
An acapella melody... but tell me, Mr. Wolf... who was dancing on {removes sunglasses} the grave? {puts sunglasses back on}

Spicy Nacho Slaad |

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:Sometimes my lettuce is dirty.Potato Slaad wrote:Mmmmm.....dirt.Passes a shovel full of dirt to Potato Slaad.
Want seconds? Dirt goes good with Pizza. A dirty pizza. Get it?
Ah the madness of bad ideas..., I love chaos.
Care to comment on any other vegetables?

Tossed Slaad |

Tossed Slaad wrote:Care to comment on any other vegetables?Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:Sometimes my lettuce is dirty.Potato Slaad wrote:Mmmmm.....dirt.Passes a shovel full of dirt to Potato Slaad.
Want seconds? Dirt goes good with Pizza. A dirty pizza. Get it?
Ah the madness of bad ideas..., I love chaos.
My cucumbers are also dirty. They run a phone sex line.

Ambrosia Slaad |

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:My cucumbers are also dirty. They run a phone sex line.Tossed Slaad wrote:Care to comment on any other vegetables?Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:Sometimes my lettuce is dirty.Potato Slaad wrote:Mmmmm.....dirt.Passes a shovel full of dirt to Potato Slaad.
Want seconds? Dirt goes good with Pizza. A dirty pizza. Get it?
Ah the madness of bad ideas..., I love chaos.
Dirty Phone-Sex Cukes would be a great band name. Or a very disturbing dungeon critter.

Tuna Fish Slaad |

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:Salmagundi Slaad wrote:I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.I want to sample your brain.*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*
Here, give it a try.
Mmmmmm! But this isn't french dressing. It's peanut better.

Salmagundi Slaad |

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:Mmmmmm! But this isn't french dressing. It's peanut better.Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:Salmagundi Slaad wrote:I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.I want to sample your brain.*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*
Here, give it a try.
Lemme try again.
*smacks head again, drips fluid onto cracker*
How is that, and why am I holding two of them now?

Tuna Fish Slaad |

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:Salmagundi Slaad wrote:Mmmmmm! But this isn't french dressing. It's peanut better.Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:Salmagundi Slaad wrote:I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.I want to sample your brain.*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*
Here, give it a try.
Lemme try again.
*smacks head again, drips fluid onto cracker*
How is that, and why am I holding two of them now?
I can hold four if you need any help.

Tossed Slaad |

parachutes into thread with a box
I bring you all puppies.
Enjoy.
*drools*
*moves toward a puppy menacingly*
*pulls out a cleaver*
Here, puppy! Come here!
*eye twitches*
*sharpens cleaver*
*slices off own finger with cleaver*
*throws finger*
Fetch, boy!
...
What? You thought I was going to do something cruel? We're chaotic, not evil!

Tossed Slaad |

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:He's becoming predictable! Get him!Tossed Slaad wrote:We're chaotic, not evil!I saw it coming a mile away.
Erk!
*starts sweeping the floor with a Troll doll*
*pours milk on the floor*
*invites a cat to drink the milk*
*puts on Del Shannon's "Runaway" on a continuous loop*
*swallows a rusty nail*
I have a coconut in my pants!

Macaroni Slaad |

Flibberty gibbets.
I disagree.
No, wait....I concur.
No, wait............................................................I have no opinion.
No, wait....................................................................... .........................I disagree with the first part but not the second....or is it the other way around.
Ok, I have decided, I disagree.