Dimension Doors into thread wearing monk robes, carrying a bottle of sake in one hand, and a half-eaten pizza with pepperoni, hot italian sausage, and smoked bacon in the other handI don't think sake and pizza go together.
Or were you just being chaotic?
You wouldn't think so, but sake and pizza go together quite nicely.
You wouldn't think so, but sake and pizza go together quite nicely.Dimension Doors into thread wearing monk robes, carrying a bottle of sake in one hand, and a half-eaten pizza with pepperoni, hot italian sausage, and smoked bacon in the other handI don't think sake and pizza go together.
Or were you just being chaotic?
I like pizza and ginger ale.
And the sound of screaming.
Crosswalks. That is all.
I like pizza and ginger ale.And the sound of screaming.
I love the sound of screaming in the morning.
I love the sound of screaming in the morning.
I like pizza and ginger ale.And the sound of screaming.
...and it's always morning somewhere. :)
...and it's always morning somewhere. :)I love the sound of screaming in the morning.
I like pizza and ginger ale.And the sound of screaming.
Not in Las Vegas, my dear Ambrosia. The screams of "Oh Sweet Jesus" tend to get muffled when someone is being buried in dirt. Heh, heh, heh...
Mmmmm.....dirt.
Glides sideways into the thread on a slip-n-slide and crashes loudly into a wall, he untangles his tentacles.
SAFE!!!
*Tickles Tuna Fish Slaad*
You can't have tuna that isn't tickled pink, you know it's bad otherwise.
GO TEAM CHAOS!!!
Mmmmm.....dirt.
Passes a shovel full of dirt to Potato Slaad.
Want seconds? Dirt goes good with Pizza. A dirty pizza. Get it?
Ah the madness of bad ideas..., I love chaos.
*Tickles Tuna Fish Slaad*
You can't have tuna that isn't tickled pink, you know it's bad otherwise.
I'm pink around the gills. Does that count?
Mmmmm.....dirt.Passes a shovel full of dirt to Potato Slaad.
Want seconds? Dirt goes good with Pizza. A dirty pizza. Get it?
Ah the madness of bad ideas..., I love chaos.
Sometimes my lettuce is dirty.
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Not in Las Vegas, my dear Ambrosia. The screams of "Oh Sweet Jesus" tend to get muffled when someone is being buried in dirt. Heh, heh, heh...I love the sound of screaming in the morning....and it's always morning somewhere. :)
An acapella melody... but tell me, Mr. Wolf... who was dancing on {removes sunglasses} the grave? {puts sunglasses back on}
casts confusion spell on himself
casts confusion spell on himself
You shouldn't do that. Repeated use tends will lead to law. And youno what happen to lawful Slaadi, don't you.
Sometimes my lettuce is dirty.Mmmmm.....dirt.Passes a shovel full of dirt to Potato Slaad.
Want seconds? Dirt goes good with Pizza. A dirty pizza. Get it?
Ah the madness of bad ideas..., I love chaos.
Care to comment on any other vegetables?
I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.
Care to comment on any other vegetables?Sometimes my lettuce is dirty.Mmmmm.....dirt.Passes a shovel full of dirt to Potato Slaad.
Want seconds? Dirt goes good with Pizza. A dirty pizza. Get it?
Ah the madness of bad ideas..., I love chaos.
My cucumbers are also dirty. They run a phone sex line.
My cucumbers are also dirty. They run a phone sex line.Care to comment on any other vegetables?Sometimes my lettuce is dirty.Mmmmm.....dirt.Passes a shovel full of dirt to Potato Slaad.
Want seconds? Dirt goes good with Pizza. A dirty pizza. Get it?
Ah the madness of bad ideas..., I love chaos.
Dirty Phone-Sex Cukes would be a great band name. Or a very disturbing dungeon critter.
Did I miss something?
Did I miss something?
No, you're right on time!
I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.
I want to sample your brain.
I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.I want to sample your brain.
*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*
Here, give it a try.
Did I miss something?No, you're right on time!
Yup! I saw Machete, the movie and the actor. I said to myself it's time for an egging.
I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.I want to sample your brain.*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*
Here, give it a try.
Mmmmmm! But this isn't french dressing. It's peanut better.
Mmmmmm! But this isn't french dressing. It's peanut better.I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.I want to sample your brain.*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*
Here, give it a try.
Lemme try again.
*smacks head again, drips fluid onto cracker*
How is that, and why am I holding two of them now?
Mmmmmm! But this isn't french dressing. It's peanut better.I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.I want to sample your brain.*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*
Here, give it a try.
Lemme try again.
*smacks head again, drips fluid onto cracker*
How is that, and why am I holding two of them now?
I can hold four if you need any help.
parachutes into thread with a box
I bring you all puppies.
Enjoy.
parachutes into thread with a box
I bring you all puppies.
Enjoy.
Mmmm, hushpuppies.
parachutes into thread with a box
I bring you all puppies.
Enjoy.
*drools*
*moves toward a puppy menacingly*
*pulls out a cleaver*
Here, puppy! Come here!
*eye twitches*
*sharpens cleaver*
*slices off own finger with cleaver*
*throws finger*
Fetch, boy!
...
What? You thought I was going to do something cruel? We're chaotic, not evil!
We're chaotic, not evil!
I saw it coming a mile away.
We're chaotic, not evil!I saw it coming a mile away.
He's becoming predictable! Get him!
He's becoming predictable! Get him!We're chaotic, not evil!I saw it coming a mile away.
Erk!
*starts sweeping the floor with a Troll doll*
*pours milk on the floor*
*invites a cat to drink the milk*
*puts on Del Shannon's "Runaway" on a continuous loop*
*swallows a rusty nail*
I have a coconut in my pants!
Flibberty gibbets.
Flibberty gibbets.
I disagree.
No, wait....I concur.
No, wait............................................................I have no opinion.
No, wait....................................................................... .........................I disagree with the first part but not the second....or is it the other way around.
Ok, I have decided, I disagree.
Note to self, do not eat many birds they give you indigestion.
Note to self, do not eat many birds they give you indigestion.That sounds like an axiom...
*Punches self in the stomach*
Quiet you!
This is the best thread ever.
{glances around at OTF threads} Are we sure Spanky the LeperKahn isn't a slaad? He's extremely good at spreading Chaos.
Whut?
*pokes head into thread*
Chunky salsa!
*leaves thread*
Double post bonanza!
Double post banana!
Wow, every since that Teter guy rolled out "the new hawtness" there sure has been a lot of chaos inflicting itself on the boards.
"Anywho, dese two fishes and a monkey wrench walk into a bars and says...."
Somersaults into thread wearing a circus acrobat's outfit, carrying a half-eaten Philly Cheesesteak sandwich in one hand, a pint of Young's Double Chocolate Stout in the other, and with a half-asleep python wrapped around his leg
I'm considering starting a new thread called "Ask a Slaad" and instead of actually answering questions we just egg people and perhaps dance the forbidden dance.