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Agents of SHIELD season 7 D23 teaser

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Retire man has the ability to move to Florida but his weakness is he loses the ability to THINK sensibly. (maybe too political let me edit that... much better. )
So Retire Man's power is to become Florida Man. Worst superhero ever.

Retire Man's kryptonite is shady real estate transactions ... which basically is nearly all Florida real estate transactions. As he is corrupted into Florida Man, he often demonstrates his superheroic strength by flipping houses and flipping houses.

Edit: Nekkid posting? Yep, just another typical morning for Florida Man.

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Gorbacz wrote:

Apparently the AP will be about stopping some super dooper fire-breathing dragon who, if not stopped, will convert matter to ash at a rapid pace, thus leading to an age of, erm, ashes.

I sincerely hope it's about Mengkare losing his peanuts after a latest failed batch of "candidates" and deciding TO END THIS WORLD IF HE CAN'T FIX IT.

The Age of Ashes is about Damiel creating his own Army of Darkness Ashness consisting solely of Evil Ash Williamses to loot, pillage, run amok, snark, and groove-ily conquer Cheliax from Queen Abri Normal and her gang of Looney Thrunes.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet because the first one missed you.

Or it's like giving them a second bullet because you're pretty sure they'll just put it in their other foot.

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Liz Courts wrote:
Oh, hey, I worked on this!

Hmmm... {adds another ✓ to "Possible Werewolf" column}

;)

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Flying people?

More flying people?

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Electric Wizard wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
... and of course copious conspiracy theories flying back and forth while you're cooking hot dogs. ^__^

Why will there be conspiracy theories?

.

There are always conspiracy theories. The absence of conspiracy theories is in fact a Trojan Horse Piñata containing at least 1d6+1 conspiracy theories and a pound of really crappy candy.

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Vic Wertz wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Vic: ... gorram gods...
Hmm. I have no recollection of saying that.

{puts away neuralyzer and sunglasses} Dang it, Cosmo! You've got to start closing the door before you get on iChat with your Outer God homies... we can't keep neuralyzing Vic and the others when they accidentally overhear.

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He was just standing at his post a few moments ago giving that road-weary Qadiran cleric of Sarenrae a viscous haranguing, and now his body turns up in this alley with a couple dozen stab wounds.

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CapeCodRPGer wrote:

Picture this:

End of episode 7: Pan down to Tatooine, over sand dunes, to the Sarlac pit. We hear a couple of blaster shots from inside the mouth of the Sarlac. Crawling out, all beaten and brusied is Boba Fett. Armor all faded and dented. Breathing heavy, he gets of the the mouth and stands up. Wanting to breathe real air again we see his shadow start to take off the helmet.
The camera pans up to show it was Jar Jar Binks in the armor.
Fade to black.
Roll credits.

You've likely just force ranged heart-attack (Su) a sizable chuck of fans in a single blow. You will make an excellent Sith.

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In Jadwigan Irrisen, problems blame Cosmo on you!

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Eric Morton wrote:
Papasteve08 wrote:

[Morning Headline]

[Papasteve08 found slain in his home this morning. Doors were locked from the inside. Authorities are clueless. Nothing appears to be missing, though the body was found amidst reams of paper scattered about the room. One of the papers was titled "Wondrous item, revision 437"]

[duhn duhn duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhnnnnnnnn]

Wait. If this is true...

Then who's posting as Papasteve08!

[duhn duhn duuhhnn!]

The posts are coming... from inside the server!

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And if you kill someone in this thread, it'll only get worse. Murder always attracts 2d4 CarusoBots who love making puns and zingers.

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Mark Hoover is banned because we need to get this tread up to at least 100 pages.

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Ser Grumpy Von ChafyPants

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Sunglasses of Justice is banned because Eekster Hulk is like Heat Miser, not Snow Miser.

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Charles Scholz is banned for embezzling Colbert SuperPAC Flooz and Beenz and funneling it into the Lord President Moorluck re-election campaign.

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Nightskies is banned for nibbling on all the chocolates in the sampler box and putting back the ones he didn't like.

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Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
Zombieneighbours wrote:
ZombieTroll wrote:
Oh yay! Brethren!
I believe your looking for troll town.
Bill O'Reilly hates semidirunal tides!

That's a misdirection. Bill O'Reilly is secretly a 2nd tier member of the Lodge of Rasputin in the Order of the Juggalos.

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Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:
I love the sound of screaming in the morning.
...and it's always morning somewhere. :)
Not in Las Vegas, my dear Ambrosia. The screams of "Oh Sweet Jesus" tend to get muffled when someone is being buried in dirt. Heh, heh, heh...

An acapella melody... but tell me, Mr. Wolf... who was dancing on {removes sunglasses} the grave? {puts sunglasses back on}

YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH!!!!!!