Blurrg
My thoughts exactly. Hey! What are you doing in my intestines?!
So none of you slaads liked my jokes....
Mmmmm....
Must go home and study Chaos Theory some more...
Hey! What are you doing in my intestines?!Rearranging the bookshelves. I must say, you have good taste in literature.
All that and after Easter too. Ah. That's where my copy of Cooking Chicken: KFC Style went.
KFC = Kuomintang Flange Chariot.
Poor Chicken Slaad. Some say he was Midas-cursed, turning everything he touched into KFC Georgia Gold, and thus eternally condemning him to never be able to eat Popeye's again.
Aw, no one cowers in fear when I arrive.
Well, unless I start setting up my DJ equipment.
Does your DJ equipment include a feral cat on a turntable?
It should.
Mine includes a ziggurat of moist peat on Tom Selleck, although I must admit it's sometimes hard to tell one from the other.
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Does your DJ equipment include a feral cat on a turntable?
It should.
If it doesn't, I recommend the Irish model!
DJing is a most sacred endeavor.
It is best completed with a turntable in units of about ten people, a wheelchair, and pharmaceuticals.
Are we still talking about Damp Jockeys?
*flit through thread*
passes through thread on the way to a family picnic
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Passes a family picnic
Wow, that was painful. Just shows what a whole packet of Senokot can do, eh?
That's a hell of a magic trick, Flute.
Do you know what would really tie me altogether, some bacon, or maybe some chicken.
Or rope.
Or is it a game where people play Chicken while holding a rope?
'Chicken rope' sounds like something that would sell.
Either that, or the byproduct of a really gross and embarrassing medical problem.
Or perhaps a euphemism for something involved in some kind of horrible crime...the Lawful Evil kind where nobody goes to jail.
Or a board game for preschoolers!
Well, it's nice to know that waddling around with a magnet attached to your arse is now legal, and even approved of.
Well, it's nice to know that waddling around with a magnet attached to your arse is now legal, and even approved of.
You ain't kiddin'.
Now to get my arrest records expunged...
In Furs.
Did someone just yell comesquat?
♫♪ "Shia LaBeef don't like it
Rockin' the Kumquat
Rock the Kumquat..." ♫♪
>_>
<_<
♫♪ "...Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeef." ♫♪
Sultry
Arquebus
Undulates
Seeking
Archbishop,
Globules
Expanding.
Error 418.
Excuse me, but where have all the cowboys gone?
Their contract came due and Asmodeus himself collected them. They and Jerry Jones will now spend the remainder of eternity damned as the Miami Dolphins.
Excuse me, but where have all the cowboys gone?
Paula Cole rounded them all up back in '96.
And I rounded off Paula Cole. Start with angle grinder, use a high-grade file for fine work, then finish off with emery paper. A lot of effort, but worth it, I think.
*shoots Lemure Cream Pie with trusty +3 Anarchic Potato Pistol*
AUGH! Dirty, no good, hornswaggling varmint! Killed... jus... just like... Spuds MacKenzie... {twitches, dies}
And I rounded off Paula Cole. Start with angle grinder, use a high-grade file for fine work, then finish off with emery paper. A lot of effort, but worth it, I think.
I tried that once. My subject started leaking fluids.
And I rounded off Paula Cole. Start with angle grinder, use a high-grade file for fine work, then finish off with emery paper. A lot of effort, but worth it, I think.I tried that once. My subject started leaking fluids.
You need to let it rest after baking, any mechanic could tell you that.
Snakes
Abound,
Uttered
Suni,
Ameliorating
Genital
Eczema.
I'm shook this thread is still alive. Anyway, I'm a potato. Does that count?