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11 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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Nonsense. The Trepanner DLC for PUBG iz moaney whell spint. Heir kooling mak muh thinky-thinky go fast-fasty now. {drools quietly}

Sunomono Slaad wrote:
*shoots Lemure Cream Pie with trusty +3 Anarchic Potato Pistol*

AUGH! Dirty, no good, hornswaggling varmint! Killed... jus... just like... Spuds MacKenzie... {twitches, dies}

Studpuffin wrote:
Excuse me, but where have all the cowboys gone?

Their contract came due and Asmodeus himself collected them. They and Jerry Jones will now spend the remainder of eternity damned as the Miami Dolphins.

Tarder Sauce, the Grumpy Cat wrote:
Pecan Sandie Duncan wrote:
You should totally do an alias blitz.

What about now?

gran rey de los buggles is banned for killing the radio star.

Ermahgerd! Whovver

Day, day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-o
Amadeo is banned and me wan' go home

Tossed Slaad wrote:
This is the time of year where I shift from picnic mode to sit-down restaurant mode. I love the seasons.

Do you ever get a fair review from restaurant critics? Those pompous stuffed-bellies wouldn't recognize a class slaad if the slaad punched an egg right through his sternum.

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

It's been a long week and I'm appalled by the fact that Pillsbury has an instant dinner roll. It's in a tube you unwrapped, smack once on the edge of the kitchen counter, sort on a cookie sheet, then sheet.

This is wrong and unwholesome.

Only the freshest of ingredients are allowed into the Puffy's Dinner Rolls.

Please, help me and sign a petition to have Pillsbury Dinner Rolls removed from the Grocery Store refrigerator sections.

Ummm, you do know that Hungry Jack specializes in many instant "food-like" products?


Tossed Slaad wrote:
I don't have a holiday. I am at best an appetizer that people pick at before their dinner arrives.

You should talk to that Olyff Garten cult. Egg-carriers (aka people) everywhere are rushing to join for daily soup, slaad, and dretch sticks!

Potato Slaad wrote:
Yeah, but just think how many people go out to eat dinner every year! Worldwide!

{waves at Potato Slaad} Hey, I hear we'll be at some of the same pic-a-nics this weekend! You'll catch 'em up front, and I'll finish off anyone still standing! All Hail, Dark Lord Botulism!