It's the only golf I'm physically able to play.
This looks promising, who's up for mini golf?
I am.
Smacks Squirrelssahdes with a 9-Iron
Touchdown!
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*pulls out a Yellow card*
Ten points to Hufflepuff!
Ooohhh, flying Squirrelshades Calvingolf! *Catches Squirrelshades in butterfly net and proceeds directly to Trondheim*
*sticks his head out of the net*
Technical K.O.; free kick for SnowJade!
Has someone won yet? Nevermind, I'm gonna get an early start... {runs up to random car, rocks it till it tips over, and lights it on fire}
Penalty punt.
Why hasn't anybody hit the squirrel out to Right Field yet? I'm getting bored out here.
*plucks up squirrel, winds up the pitch, then bowls for a strike*
YOU'VE WON A BRAND NEW CAR!!!!!!
Im driving!
*arcs off into the sunset*
Game off!
*car goes by*
Game on!
*gets out of car*
Hey guys, I'm back! I believe its my turn.
*plants directed explosive charge and sits on it*
BOOM!
*still sits inside the crater of the explosion*
HOLE IN ONE!
GO TEAM GO! {plays Miley Cyrus' ""Wrecking Ball" on vuvuzela}
You sank my battleship!
Don't worry I can fix it, what do we have available?, quickly slaads time is ticking
One used cab bearing the name Yellow-Checker-Star,minus it's transmission.
"Perfect, hand me the yellow and star"
*Pulls chewing gum out of mouth and melds the newly formed yellowstar into a crude but effective patch*
One half-used tube of Barge Cement, two leftover asphalt shingles, and about a foot and a half of cat-chewed co-ax cable.
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GO TEAM GO! {plays Miley Cyrus' ""Wrecking Ball" on vuvuzela}
Wait... did you feel that...
{checks character sheet} Yep, I'm officially CE now.
Welcome to the club, yeeesssss.
Does that mean I have to turn CG to balance things out? I tried giving money to orphans once, but it didn't change my alignment. Maybe that's because I egged them afterwards.
break dances around the thread
I've egged orphans and their puppies once, or was that twice.
WAHOOO!! Slaad Road Trip! I call shotgun!
Okay, I call front seat!
*hands SnowJade a shotgun*
Where are we going? It's not in a circle is it. Last time the world would not stop spinning. In fact, it hasn't...
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*Climbs up onto the roof with the shotgun, next to the Egg Slingshot* Hit it!
*puts in tape of push it to the limit*
*puts on sunglasses*
*casually loads a pistol*
Ok that is all of the movie cliches I can think of at this time for going on a road trip.
Road Trip? {casts magic circle against Tom Green} Whew, that was almost too close.
Loadies and Gentleslaads, let's roll.
*floors it*
Are we there yet?
I gotta pee!
That's what windows are for, yeeesssss.
I thought Windows was for "running" computers.
UNITS REFERRED TO AS RUNNING COMPUTERS BY UNIT DESIGNATED MATER SLAAD PREFER THE TERM AMBULANT ROBOTS AND DO NOT REQUIRE A WINDOW
Slow down! I think I'm going to puke!
(Begins leaking wesson oil)
As many as we want. We don't subscribe to silly things like spacial limitations.
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How many slaads fit in the VW?
More than in a Model X7 Dimensioniser time booth, but less than can fill a T.A.R.D.I.S.
Leaks all over Zgotar
leaks over everybody
Don't strike a match!
*looks at Spicy for a moment as if thinking about something intently*
*strikes a match*
{saucily slaps a match}
*Watches oil and Bearnaise fly out the windows. Sighs happily.* This is the best thread ever.