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Dammit, where did that squirrel come from? Now I'm extra-crispy.

I've always wanted to be extra-crispsy

Stretches arms high and wide

POWER EXTREME!


Wow, you were spicy and now you're also extra-crispy!!! It's like you got bit by a radioactive Colonel Sanders!!! Sweet!!!


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♪ Spicy-Slaad, Spicy-Slaad ♫
♫ Does whatever the Spicy wants ♪
♪ Burninate? Any time ♫
♫ Egg everything on the Prime ♪
♪ Look out, here comes the Spicy-Slaaaaaaaad ♫


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This is the best thread ever.


We said it.


Who is smoking in this thread??? Don't you know that smoking stunts your growth?


*Puufff* Depends on what you're smoking! ;)


I smoked once then I became extra-crispy.


And look, now you are shorter! This proves my point beyond a shadow of a snort.

Lantern Lodge

*Still waiting for the promised flashbacks*


*flashes Zgotar's back*


FLASH! AH-AHHHHHHHHH! HE'LL EGG "EVERYONE" OF US!

Slaad icons of Hollywood: Sam "E.G.G." Jones, Melody "egg-layer" Anderson, Max Von Eggdow, and Chaim "Egghead" Topol.


Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Who is smoking in this thread??? Don't you know that smoking stunts your growth?

{just now notices smoke leaking from her ears} Oops, sorry. {stuffs a peacock spider in each ear}

I'm glad you said something before I ended up like Alice in Lawfulland.


Are handlebar mustaches finessable? What about neckbeards?

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Are handlebar mustaches finessable? What about neckbeards?

Going off that Witch Hex they are treated as natural weapons, so yes.

Also: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!


Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Are handlebar mustaches finessable? What about neckbeards?

Going off that Witch Hex they are treated as natural weapons, so yes.

Also: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!

Somebody egg this foo. I'm practicing monogamy.


Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Are handlebar mustaches finessable? What about neckbeards?

Going off that Witch Hex they are treated as natural weapons, so yes.

Also: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!

Somebody egg this foo. I'm practicing monogamy.

*Headbonk*

COME AT ME BRO.


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Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Are handlebar mustaches finessable? What about neckbeards?

Going off that Witch Hex they are treated as natural weapons, so yes.

Also: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!

Somebody egg this foo. I'm practicing monogamy.

Keep practicing. You'll never make it to Carnegie Hall if you don't practice.

@Mythic Rysky: Hey, mating season is in January-February - you've only got 6-8 weeks, so you really need to practice your come-hither call if you're looking for any action. ;)

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SnowJade wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Are handlebar mustaches finessable? What about neckbeards?

Going off that Witch Hex they are treated as natural weapons, so yes.

Also: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!

Somebody egg this foo. I'm practicing monogamy.

Keep practicing. You'll never make it to Carnegie Hall if you don't practice.

@Mythic Rysky: Hey, mating season is in January-February - you've only got 6-8 weeks, so you really need to practice your come-hither call if you're looking for any action. ;)

Drat! Back to the drawing board.


Dats the ticket.

Who in the name of chaos lets these non-slaads into the thread?

Eggs Rysky on her way out the door

Points to SnowJade

You! Stop shedding on the thread. Makes my eys watery.

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Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Dats the ticket.

Who in the name of chaos lets these non-slaads into the thread?

Eggs Rysky on her way out the door

Points to SnowJade

You! Stop shedding on the thread. Makes my eys watery.

Oh boy, over-medium :3

And yes it's only perfectly logical that only Slaadi come to the Slaad Thread.


Rysky wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Who in the name of chaos lets these non-slaads into the thread?
And yes it's only perfectly logical that only Slaadi come to the Slaad Thread.

Oooooooooooh, burnnnnnnnnn!

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Points to SnowJade

You! Stop shedding on the thread. Makes my eys watery.

{sings... badly:}

Slaad kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fleas.
Chaos kitty,
Shedding kitty,
Hack Cough Wheeze


*plays a violin with three snapped strings and the fourth replaced by a strip of saw blade*


Rysky wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Dats the ticket.

Who in the name of chaos lets these non-slaads into the thread?

Eggs Rysky on her way out the door

Points to SnowJade

You! Stop shedding on the thread. Makes my eys watery.

Oh boy, over-medium :3

And yes it's only perfectly logical that only Slaadi come to the Slaad Thread.

Well actually yes. This being the slaad were all non-slaad get their first egging. And hence our motto, GO TEAM CHAOS!

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Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Dats the ticket.

Who in the name of chaos lets these non-slaads into the thread?

Eggs Rysky on her way out the door

Points to SnowJade

You! Stop shedding on the thread. Makes my eys watery.

Oh boy, over-medium :3

And yes it's only perfectly logical that only Slaadi come to the Slaad Thread.

Hence our motto, GO TEAM CHOS gogornite scum.

Grrr stupid murican commando toys.


Did i edit Gorgonite scum? My slaady bad...

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Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Dats the ticket.

Who in the name of chaos lets these non-slaads into the thread?

Eggs Rysky on her way out the door

Points to SnowJade

You! Stop shedding on the thread. Makes my eys watery.

Oh boy, over-medium :3

And yes it's only perfectly logical that only Slaadi come to the Slaad Thread.

Well actually yes. This being the slaad were all non-slaad get their first egging. And hence our motto, GO TEAM CHAOS!

Wait do I only get one? What am I gonna do with all these jalapeños I bought then?

Lantern Lodge

It's Jalapeno frisbee time!

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Zgotar The Slaad Landlord wrote:
It's Jalapeno frisbee time!

Ooo can we move up to Habeneros for tie breakers?


*stuffs a habanero pepper in his eye*

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Tossed Slaad wrote:
*stuffs a habanero pepper in his eye*

*off key*

And calls it guacamole lalala.


This one seems pretty slaad-like.


*Shoves a plant under Spicy Nacho Slaad's eyes* Here, you can water this, then. *Sheds some more, gives Rysky a headbonk*

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SnowJade wrote:
*Shoves a plant under Spicy Nacho Slaad's eyes* Here, you can water this, then. *Sheds some more, gives Rysky a headbonk*

*pats* dawww good kitty, here, have some habanero.


*Sneeze*


SnowJade wrote:
*Shoves a plant under Spicy Nacho Slaad's eyes* Here, you can water this, then. *Sheds some more, gives Rysky a headbonk*

Daisies! My favorite. Thank you.


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{sighs} Last time I was watered was by that passing poodle--Ugh!

{flinches momentarily at a possibly whale-shaped shadow}

Lantern Lodge

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?

*Adds peppery briny tears to the bowl*


Sometimes you need a good cry.

*throws bag of onions in the blender*


Clears out the sinuses! *Adds a handful of Thai Bird of Paradise peppers*

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Suppose it's time to break these out.

*puts on lead-lined gloves and reaches for the jar of Ghost Peppers*


Rolls himslef into a ball and rolls himself across the thread


Ooohh! A roly-ball thing! *Chases after the roly-ball thing.*


FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

*swats SNS into the next county with a cricket bat*

*throws hands into the air*

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lantern Lodge

*Grabs SNS bounces him 1 time and kicks him back*

Kickslaad anyone?

*considers switching careers from landlord to cruise director*


Oof!

Roll Team Chaos!


Zgotar The Slaad Landlord wrote:
*considers switching careers from landlord to cruise director*

OK, but if you're Captain Stubing, I get to be Isaac. {quickdraws dual finger pistols and smiles at 4th Wall}

Lantern Lodge

I think I wanna be Julie!

*Looks in mirror*

Yeah definetly Julie>


I WANNA BE THE BOAT!!!!

Toot Toot!


*climb aboard Macaroni Slaad*

*start singing "I'm on a Boat"

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