*shivers at the Can Opener thing*
If you shiver at that, the other forms... I just don't know what your reaction to the other forms will be.
I just know mine was "Damn I'm glad they consider me one of theirs because of the way my mind works"
well but it will derail them a few moments while I figure what its their intend and do something about it
They can use all those 'tacles at once so it won't hold them up a second.
But their intentions aren't that secret. I would tell you, but my account here would instantly be deleted backwards in time starting a month before the latest big bang.
*blushes and begins strenghtening her magic defenses*
ok this will hold longer while i find I way out here... again
You know, I could put in a good word for you. They listen to me. Of course, this depends on how... grateful you'd be for my help. Your choice, obviously.
thankes... but you know... I always wanted to try this spell from the BoXM... *cast Godspeed and run fast for her life*
Silly mortal creature, distance means nothing to us, us to whom the spell you call "interplanetary teleport" is a skill not even worth mentioning!
thankes... but you know... I always wanted to try this spell from the BoXM... *cast Godspeed and run fast for her life*Silly mortal creature, distance means nothing to us, us to whom the spell you call "interplanetary teleport" is a skill not even worth mentioning!
There, there, big Z! The lady is with me, I'll take it from here.
Come, my pet, our table is ready!
thankes... but you know... I always wanted to try this spell from the BoXM... *cast Godspeed and run fast for her life*Silly mortal creature, distance means nothing to us, us to whom the spell you call "interplanetary teleport" is a skill not even worth mentioning!There, there, big Z! The lady is with me, I'll take it from here.
Come, my pet, our table is ready!
*If this poster was still alive and not in tiny mace-smashed pieces, he'd say, "Heh, so there is a thing between the two."- but he can't 'cause he's dead*
Getting back onto the subject of tentacles and aberrations...
More caroling cheer from a tentacled aberration
When you feel the need to make your own homemade plushie tentacled aberration
As always, see the mace-wielding lady if there's any problems with your eyesight after viewing.
*walks into the thread that she believed was dead...*
Silly priestess, that is not dead which can eternal lie! (Or, if you're into the drowned god thing, "What is dead can never die")
what table?
I made a reservation for a random encounter table, just for the two of us. You'll like this one!
and Iomedae protect me from those deviant creatures of Outer space I assure you
Yeah, Dou-Bral, too, is reported to have thought he could prevail against those extradimensional critters.
eah, Dou-Bral, too, is reported to have thought he could prevail against those extradimensional critters.he did prevail, didn't he?
Yeah, of course he did.
If by "prevail" you mean "been used to wipe the floor and is now a prisoner in his own being while a Something walks around telling people it's great to be a sadist and uses the devastated form of his father as herald.
mmm random enconter table? I suppose it gives experience... *follows*
Oh yes, you'll be making new experiences.
and... just don't try any trick mr. I know what you try to do before you try to do...
Trick? Me? Never! :)
Wai, that didn't come over right. Let me try again:
Trick? Me? Never! :D
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Jordan, come to the squiggly side!
You wouldn't be the first Warrior-Woman to ally with the tentacled ones!
Tentacles, yay. Now I hope no poodles join in on this precious world
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¬¬U for some reason I am not exactly convinced KaeYoss...
Jordan, come to the squiggly side!
You wouldn't be the first Warrior-Woman to ally with the tentacled ones!
gah!!!! nasty!
¬¬U for some reason I am not exactly convinced KaeYoss...
That does that sign mean? That you have two handguns or taht you're dancing like a Hawaiian girl for me?
Anyway, I taught Bayushi everything he knew. Ever wondered where the Scorpion got the "lie by telling the truth, tell the truth with a lie" thing from?
Of course, I also sometimes tell a lie by lying, but in those cases it's usually true lies.
Anyway, your sceptic hesitation/arms show/sexy dance kept you here long enough for an allied priest to cast Geas/Quest on you, so my plan worked.
gah!!!! nasty!
Get with the nasty! Embrace the power. Just think of all the good you can do with so much power. You're strong-willed, are you not? Surely, with the help of your patron goddess, you'll be able to turn the power given by the Things to good.
And this is totally not an attempt to use you as a backdoor to your goddess, to totally corrupt her.
But incidentally, when you pray to her the next time, ask her if she thinks Zon-Kuthon is hot for no reason whatsoever.
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Anyway, your sceptic hesitation/arms show/sexy dance kept you here long enough for an allied priest to cast Geas/Quest on you, so my plan worked.
hey!!!
not fair!I didn't even got a saving throw!
dammit... well i suppose this can't be worse than when
Get with the nasty! Embrace the power. Just think of all the good you can do with so much power. You're strong-willed, are you not? Surely, with the help of your patron goddess, you'll be able to turn the power given by the Things to good.
And this is totally not an attempt to use you as a backdoor to your goddess, to totally corrupt her.
don't do that... or my grandmother might take interest on this... and we don't want the ancient lady doing that... she is an old school calistrian elven priestess... she is hardcore :S
But incidentally, when you pray to her the next time, ask her if she thinks Zon-Kuthon is hot for no reason whatsoever.
no way! she is gonna smite my head :S
Have you seen THIS?!?
I bought it. Long ago, I might add.
I like my explanation better. Now go and hula.
hey!!!
not fair!
I didn't even got a saving throw!dammit... well i suppose this can't be worse than when ** spoiler omitted **
There is no fair, there's only me!
And it won't be worse. It will be so much better!
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Ah but now you can give up your life of servitude to an abstract "goddess" and instead incite men to obey your every command...as long as those commands come with the apropriate gyrations of the hip region. ;)
oh men obey... skirt or no skirt... err that sounded wrong...
and there are higher causes than just that...
either way... I am ok with serving my not-so abstract goddess!
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Ah my apoligize I did not mean to insult your faith...
*smiles as he steps closer* only that to our feeble mortal minds your Lady can only be comprehended in the abstract...now your armor offers not enough protection *produces two sea-shells* here take these enchanted shells you will find they offer great protection against tentacles or am I to understand that you like tentacles?
Oh yeah. Silk and steel!
You sure you're not a Calistrian temptress?
oh men obey... skirt or no skirt... err that sounded wrong...
No, I think that's just right.
only that to our feeble mortal minds your Lady can only be comprehended in the abstract...
Speak for yourself. Attending workshops by Unspeakable Associates sure opens and expands your mind!
now your armor offers not enough protection *produces two sea-shells* here take these enchanted shells you will find they offer great protection against tentacles
Not just tentacles. It is one of the immutable laws of physics that hot females' protection is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing she wears.
or am I to understand that you like tentacles?
Either way, tentacles like her!
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now your armor offers not enough protection *produces two sea-shells* here take these enchanted shells you will find they offer great protection against tentacles
I know there is something wrong in all this...
Oh yeah. Silk and steel!
You sure you're not a Calistrian temptress?
no, i am not...
but I blame my grandmother for the confusionNot just tentacles. It is one of the immutable laws of physics that hot females' protection is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing she wears.
that is what granma says... still i am unconvinced...
or am I to understand that you like tentacles?Either way, tentacles like her!
hey no! no! I don't like them... and they are not allowed to touch...
I hate Geas spells!!
Either way, tentacles like her!
hey no! no! I don't like them... and they are not allowed to touch...
I hate Geas spells!!
Did you know the Tentacle Creed? "It's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission!"
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Don't be to hard on him all clowns are creepy by nature.
And don't worry about the tentacles either... I have max ranks in Profession/Calimari Chef.But should you see any just put these "Fuzzy Handcuffs of Protection" on.
but... but he is even more creepy than normal!
and what does this things do? *maneuvers with the strange item as the tentacles come closer, and when they close with a click she asks* hey its not like the manacles the guards use to arrest people?
*tries to take off the hancuffs with no luck and sights* for some reason I don't feel very protected...
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Don't be to hard on him all clowns are creepy by nature.
And don't worry about the tentacles either... I have max ranks in Profession/Calimari Chef.But should you see any just put these "Fuzzy Handcuffs of Protection" on.but... but he is even more creepy than normal!
and what does this things do? *maneuvers with the strange item as the tentacles come closer, and when they close with a click she asks* hey its not like the manacles the guards use to arrest people?
*tries to take off the hancuffs with no luck and sights* for some reason I don't feel very protected...
*swings "coldfire" in a wide arc severing several tentacles in the process* Oh the manacles are just to prevent you from doing anything rash... like running off to fufill a certain clowns geas.See so they do protect you to a degree.So doubting, but if nothing else look at it this way, would you rather be at the mercy of those things or a drow?
but... but he is even more creepy than normal!
You'll get used to it. By the way: All drow are CE, so he's worse.
*swings "coldfire" in a wide arc severing several tentacles in the process*
The tentacles are infinite. What about your endurance?
Oh the manacles are just to prevent you from doing anything rash... like running off to fufill a certain clowns geas.See so they do protect you to a degree.So doubting, but if nothing else look at it this way, would you rather be at the mercy of those things or a drow?
That won't work, for two reasons:
1. No shackles will stop me.
2. Those handcuffs actually kinda help her fulfilling the geas.
So you didn't consign her to a slow, lingering, painful death (which is what happens to you if you don't fulfill a geas)
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Ahh there you are clown...
If you will bear with me you will find that I have a plan that will to benifit of all involved...well maybe not the tentacles but thats not really my thing...so the three of us can work together and become very happy or we can all lose out...except her...I think she'll be happy regardless ;p
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i don't believe in 4E "Always Chaotic Evil"
hey... how I am going to win here at all?
I am handcuffed, in so few clothes that it barely covers, with aberrations closing on me, having for "protector" a CN drow who is already selling me to save his skin... and a clown you has consigned me to a Geas against my will or die slowly.
now free me! or we would become really angry!
*feel one of the handcuffs being freed and for a moment feels hopeful until they pull her arms back and handcuff her again, but now her hands agaisnt her wall*
hey! don't do that! *looking pretty much flusteerd and red*
And I'll have you know good sir that I'm a rogue drow...CN not unlike yourself.
But drow always lie, so I don't believe you. And don't try that "in that case I'm totally CE" trick!
i don't believe in 4E "Always Chaotic Evil"
It's not 4e always ce. It's drow always CE. Even LG drow paladins are ce.
Because.
hey... how I am going to win here at all?
Go the path of least resistance. Give in to our desires. It's not an alignment violation, by the way. The C in alignments doesn't mean celibate.
I am handcuffed, in so few clothes that it barely covers, with aberrations closing on me, having for "protector" a CN drow who is already selling me to save his skin... and a clown you has consigned me to a Geas against my will or die slowly.now free me! or we would become really angry!
*feel one of the handcuffs being freed and for a moment feels hopeful until they pull her arms back and handcuff her again, but now her hands agaisnt her wall*
hey! don't do that! *looking pretty much flusteerd and red*
I see you're liking it, too.
You, darky, leave us alone, would ya? I think I've seen a nice spider further down that tunnel. It had that eight-legged charm you guys seem to find so sexy. I'll wrap it up here.
And I do mean that.