Are there enough tentacles?


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*sigh* Some people just can't get along, can they?

The Exchange

Joanne Gottlieb wrote:
*sigh* Some people just can't get along, can they?

What do you mean? This IS how my people get along...if we couldn't get along we would be trying to kill one another...or do they do things differently on the surface? :p

Liberty's Edge

well yeah... but i suppose different cultures act differently... a bit weird yes... *ponders*

well if you don't hurt any innocents I am cool with what any of you 2 do.

The Exchange

Define in-o-sent...this word seems strange, is it dwarven?

Liberty's Edge

Moorluck wrote:
Define in-o-sent...this word seems strange, is it dwarven?

*blink surprised*

Innoncent - word in common that defines those of good hearth, no ill intention, and no decent way of defending themselves... and in any case anyone designated under my protection for such reason *smiles*


Jordan Fenix wrote:
Innoncent - word in common that defines those of good hearth, no ill intention, and no decent way of defending themselves...

Say, didn't you mean by chance "OR no decent way of defending themselves"?... being able to defend yourself doesn't make you any less innocent, unless you're claiming you aren't.

The Exchange

Jordan Fenix wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Define in-o-sent...this word seems strange, is it dwarven?

*blink surprised*

Innoncent - word in common that defines those of good hearth, no ill intention, and no decent way of defending themselves... and in any case anyone designated under my protection for such reason *smiles*

Ah...vassnti then...why not say so in the first place?

*grins and absently slices an aproaching tentacle off*
Well then you teach me more about "innocent" and I'll teach you more about "dirty" fighting... agreed?

The Exchange

Joanne Gottlieb wrote:
Jordan Fenix wrote:
Innoncent - word in common that defines those of good hearth, no ill intention, and no decent way of defending themselves...
Say, didn't you mean by chance "OR no decent way of defending themselves"?... being able to defend yourself doesn't make you any less innocent, unless you're claiming you aren't.

Well after you've shed blood can you trully be in-o....vassnti?

Liberty's Edge

Joanne Gottlieb wrote:
Jordan Fenix wrote:
Innoncent - word in common that defines those of good hearth, no ill intention, and no decent way of defending themselves...
Say, didn't you mean by chance "OR no decent way of defending themselves"?... being able to defend yourself doesn't make you any less innocent, unless you're claiming you aren't.

*ponders seriously*

not sure... I try to keep my soul pure... but seeing the dark thing one has to meet it takes a lot of work... but maybe you are right and an OR was needed, not only to apply for myself, bu there are a lot of people out there frighting the good fight with pure hearts!

Moorluck er i can explain about innocent... or whichever you call them... but i am no "dirty" fighter... I told you we need to keep clen and pure and proper for the goddess service.


This thread... just keeps going.

The Exchange

Ok how bout this then you be good and pure fighting the good fight and all that...I'll hit 'em where it hurts and we both protect the een-oh-sent...ah heck the darn vassnti!


Cue Jaws music....

Lurk lurk lurk....

Psionically observes the goings on...

Speaking to 'him'self in a watery gurgle,"What an interesting little game

we have here...."

The Exchange

*sniff* By the Gods... does anyone else smell aboleth or is it just me?


Yasha0006 wrote:
Cue Jaws music....
Moorluck wrote:
*sniff* By the Gods... does anyone else smell aboleth or is it just me?

Oh, sorry... I was practicing. *puts her chello aside, Jaws' theme stops*

The Exchange

Joanne Gottlieb wrote:
Yasha0006 wrote:
Cue Jaws music....
Moorluck wrote:
*sniff* By the Gods... does anyone else smell aboleth or is it just me?
Oh, sorry... I was practicing. *puts her chello aside, Jaws' theme stops*

Strange choice of instruments for a bard....but on the other hand I bet it provides good cover. *starts humming Jaws theme*

Oh great now it's stuck in my head...gee thanks Joanne.


Moorluck wrote:


Me thinks it's time to wrap this up*hurls a metal ball at the grinning jester, wich explodes into constricting metal bands on impact*

*Just slips out of it*

This "no shackles can ever hold me" wasn't just something I said.

Just one of the many benefits I got for the unspeakable things I did. I didn't do them just for fun, you know. I'm not a weirdo.

Yasha0006 wrote:


Psionically observes the goings on...

Oh hai! I thought I was alone in the Mindrealms around here.

Care to trade some knacks about the Hidden Arts?

Jordan Fenix wrote:


well if you don't hurt any innocents I am cool with what any of you 2 do.

Hm... *takes metal ball and hurls it at unsuspecting smurf passersby.*

The drow started it...

The Exchange

Lets see what else I have in my bag that we can throw at smurfs.
*grins* oooh how about a couple of Blast Globes Kae?
*throws his globe sending tiny blue body parts flying thru the air*


Slimingly starts tracing a few Elder Glyphs around as traps for the unwary.

Spoiler:
Glyphs of the Slime Curse

Twitching its tentacles in anticipation

Mentally to KaeYoss Ahh....so not all creatures hereabouts are mind-blind. Perhaps you could be so kind as to tell me where any choice morsels might lie? My most recent servant could not stand the rigors of service and drank a mighty draught of acid rather than continue as my favored.

Such ungratefulness.

Ah well...perhaps my widening of the fleshlings horizons to include the cold and deep were too much for her...

Its so hard to find good thralls these eons...


Yasha0006 wrote:


Mentally to KaeYoss Ahh....so not all creatures hereabouts are mind-blind.

Nah. Third Eye Wide Open and all that.

Yasha0006 wrote:


Perhaps you could be so kind as to tell me where any choice morsels might lie? My most recent servant could not stand the rigors of service and drank a mighty draught of acid rather than continue as my favored.

Well, that Jordan lass would probably not be for you - she's too confused right now about her strange passions for tentacled things, but the one calling herself "Joanne Gottlieb" could be right up your allay.


Thy intrigue my eldritch appetites with such succulent speech. Joanne Gottlieb, you mindspeak...ah yes...I have cognizance of 'her' now.

Swims and slithers off in search of Gottlieb....

Where oh where is this mind that I see/smell/sense...not far...not far....


KaeYoss wrote:
but the one calling herself "Joanne Gottlieb" could be right up your allay.

Uhm, I don't think I need more advertisement, I already have an agent.


Joanne Gottlieb wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
but the one calling herself "Joanne Gottlieb" could be right up your allay.
Uhm, I don't think I need more advertisement, I already have an agent.

Well, too late. Enjoy!

The Exchange

Joanne Gottlieb wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
but the one calling herself "Joanne Gottlieb" could be right up your allay.
Uhm, I don't think I need more advertisement, I already have an agent.

Oh *begins removing signs advertising the great Joanne Gottlieb one night only at the Club Devient Drow* sorry I guess I should have checked first.


Moorluck wrote:
Oh *begins removing signs advertising the great Joanne Gottlieb one night only at the Club Devient Drow* sorry I guess I should have checked first.

Sorry, to disappoint you, I don't do cabaret either. A theater would be nice though.

The Exchange

Joanne Gottlieb wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Oh *begins removing signs advertising the great Joanne Gottlieb one night only at the Club Devient Drow* sorry I guess I should have checked first.
Sorry, to disappoint you, I don't do cabaret either. A theater would be nice though.

But I assure you it would've been in the best of taste, and a purely tentacle free enviroment, but I may be able to help on the theater.


Moorluck wrote:
a purely tentacle free enviroment

Too late for that now that the 'Leth is on to her.


KaeYoss wrote:
Too late for that now that the 'Leth is on to her.

Uhm, sorry to disappoint you, but I like the -tentacle free- part. Also I like dry land.


Joanne Gottlieb wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Too late for that now that the 'Leth is on to her.
Uhm, sorry to disappoint you, but I like the -tentacle free- part. Also I like dry land.

You should have thought about that before I sicked the tentacled, clammy, mind-controlling 'Leth on you.

Now you'll probably get wet, and get to know those tentacles, and you'll like it (he'll make sure. Mind control can be so useful!)


Listens intently to the distant conversation...then begins constructing an elaborate microcosm of a theater.

A pale shimmering mist slowly rises from the still waters...crawling slowly across the ground, thickening into an impenetrable cloud. The mist swirls, seeming almost to suggest the palest of colors and eddies within its depths. Slowly a shape begins to manifest within, that of a baroque theater house.

Such simplicity to adjust to these conditions.

Manifests Adapt Body and Metamorphosis adopting the innocuous shape of a theatrical Impresario and walks into the theater.


Yasha0006 wrote:
Listens intently to the distant conversation...then begins constructing an elaborate microcosm of a theater.

My, what a beautiful theater. Is it just me, or this lovely place wasn't here a moment ago?

Scarab Sages

Stands pensively on the front stoop of the theater, pacing back and forth.

"Now if only we had just the right person...someone to actually be the show."

Liberty's Edge

*returning with her armor after a few days in hidding and recovering her equipment*

oh Joanne, you are doing pretty well for yourself in here... mmm and no idea about the theater, i wasn't around


Jordan Fenix wrote:

*returning with her armor after a few days in hidding and recovering her equipment*

oh Joanne, you are doing pretty well for yourself in here... mmm and no idea about the theater, i wasn't around

Oh, look who's back.

*waits till armour is donned, then remanifests reality so the armour parts have zero friction and watch them fall to the ground again*

Much more comfortable, isn't it?


Ashal Muneharan wrote:

Stands pensively on the front stoop of the theater, pacing back and forth.

"Now if only we had just the right person...someone to actually be the show."

Excuse me sir, where did this place come from? I'm sure it wasn't here a moment ago.

Scarab Sages

Gestures behind him at the theater.

"This place...? Why, of course it has been here. It is simply your perception that has changed. This is an enchanted place...only those meant to see it, find it."

Bows dramatically, flinging his coattails.

"Please, my lady. Do come in and out of the mists, refreshment will be found."


Why, thanks, this heat wave is killing me and refreshments sound good.

The Exchange

*Drapes cloak around the young clerics shoulders and looks at the bard* Are you sure you wish to accept anything from someone who seems so cozy with the jester?


Moorluck wrote:
*Drapes cloak around the young clerics shoulders and looks at the bard* Are you sure you wish to accept anything from someone who seems so cozy with the jester?

Cozy with the Jester? I'm not sure what you're talking about. Sure, this theater may not have been here a moment ago, but I'm not sure that wicked jester is involved with it.

Liberty's Edge

KaeYoss wrote:

Oh, look who's back.

*waits till armour is donned, then remanifests reality so the armour parts have zero friction and watch them fall to the ground again*

Much more comfortable, isn't it?

noo!!!!

dammit! how i hate that spell! *covers herself like Milo's Venus until offered the drow's cloak*

thanks, and Joanne just be careful, she is old enough to take of herself... err well maybe


Jordan Fenix wrote:
dammit! how i hate that spell! *covers herself like Milo's Venus until offered the drow's cloak*

Uhm... have you considered by chance wearing something other than armor when around here? That wicked jester seems to have a fixation for shiny things.


Joanne Gottlieb wrote:


Cozy with the Jester? I'm not sure what you're talking about. Sure, this theater may not have been here a moment ago, but I'm not sure that wicked jester is involved with it.

Involved? Does any of the décor have suggestive shapes? Do the colours clash violently to provoke thought (and seizures in some poor individuals)? Is a blind kobold doing stand-up comedy to keep the crowd occupied while the next act is prepared?

No?

Than I don't have anything to do with it!

Jordan Fenix wrote:

noo!!!!

dammit! how i hate that spell! *covers herself like Milo's Venus until offered the drow's cloak*

Venus?

Don't you think you should wear something below that armour? Not only is going without undies very naughty (which I like, but not apparently you), it also leads to unconfortable abrasions.

Liberty's Edge

KaeYoss wrote:

Venus?

Don't you think you should wear something below that armour? Not only is going without undies very naughty (which I like, but not apparently you), it also leads to unconfortable abrasions.

magic armor doesn't have such problems :P

also its a good armor


Jordan Fenix wrote:


magic armor doesn't have such problems :P

also its a good armor

The way it's designed and how it must rub against you when you walk I am sure you think it is a good armour. :D

Liberty's Edge

KaeYoss wrote:
The way it's designed and how it must rub against you when you walk I am sure you think it is a good armour. :D

blushing deadly red, for a moment unable to say a thing

hey... its not that... and it has wool inside... its comfortable armor...

The Exchange

*bends down to examine the armors liner* Why pray tell is your liner made of the smoothest elven silks?


Rather expensive for something that doesn't seem very durable.

The Exchange

Joanne Gottlieb wrote:
Rather expensive for something that doesn't seem very durable.

Actually elf silk is much more durable than one would think...or did you mean the armor? :-)

Scarab Sages

"Yes...please do come in. Your...friends...are welcome as well." I says while inclining my head politely to Joanne Gottlieb.

I then turns to face the Drow and Iomedaen, "Be welcome here at this humble playhouse...visitors have been so rare since the mists came."I snap my fingers.

From another chamber enters a lively human man oozing obsequiousness. He bows deeply and shows you towards a quaint little parlor, its wood-paneled walls lit by a small fire in the mantle. He then proceeds to set the table with goblets and an ewer shining with condensation.

"Thank you Regnald, would you have some light fare brought out for our guests. I will attend to drinks."

I move to the table and being pouring full cups of the chilled beverage.

Spoiler:
And placing some Slime upon the stem of the goblets
Fortitude Save DC: 29
I turn to gesture to the seats...

"I do so hope that chilled and mulled wine is acceptable, though I do have stouter drink should any of you wish it." I say, smiling.

Scarab Sages

Raising an eyebrow at the attentions being given Jordan....

"Ahem...master drow...is there perhaps something wrong with the young lady's codpiece?"

The Exchange

Ashal Muneharan wrote:

Raising an eyebrow at the attentions being given Jordan....

"Ahem...master drow...is there perhaps something wrong with the young lady's codpiece?"

*smirking* Not from where I'm standing. Forgive me for not joining in the refreshments but I am here only as the young clerics protector. I don't wish to imbide anything that may... cloud my judgment.*shifts slightly towards Jordan*

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