*heard the Littlest Elder God moving around, the sound of the tentacles maddening while she holds her breath for a moment trying not to bring attention to herself, her back against the wall, the tentacle horror that is the littlest Elder God in the other side. She is sweating both from the effort of running and from being nervous and tense, her hand is in the hilt of her sword but she does't wield it, fearing the sound of steel brings her into the horror's attention*
Umm, are you hiding from something?
If she was, was it sensible to draw attention to her like that?
Ummm, maybe not, boss.
Come along. We have witches and warlocks to be seeking out. Leave the nice little elder god to play with its food.
<heads off for another thread>
<scuttles off after the boss>
<soft slithering decaying sound, followed by noisy happy crunching of disintegrated armour recently owned by a servant of Iomedae>
<detects the approach of the nasty [i]smelly elder god and with a couple of last hasty gobbles heads off for another thread>[/i]
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<soft slithering decaying sound, followed by noisy happy crunching of disintegrated armour recently owned by a servant of Iomedae>
<detects the approach of the nasty [i]smelly elder god and with a couple of last hasty gobbles heads off for another thread>[/i]
*watches in horror as her armor and sword begin to rust and fall in peaces and kicks the creature*
Hey!! its not fair, those were given by my father! you mean monster!
*then just shup up and take the pieces toguether in the ground casting Make Whole on the set before they are destroyed, breathing with relief asher things are saved, but realizing she is only wearing her cloth overall that her breastplate and the rest of the armor covered.*
ohhh... s!!#!
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That's what they mean with "Seven Mounting Heavens"
Surprised no one's mentioned 'mounted combat' yet. Speaking of...
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::sticks tentacle into little crack in the wall to find something clothed:: There you are! Found you, little cleric. Yum yum.
::grabs for Jordan as she tries to run off:: Gotcha!
::liiiiiick::
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::grabs for Jordan as she tries to run off:: Gotcha!
::liiiiiick::
*cries in surprise, struggling to break freebut unable to escape from the monstrous tentacle, her arms pined to her sides*
hey!! let me go!!!
giak! *says as she feels the wetness of the tongue tasting her, leaving something wet andnasty against her clothes and skin*
don't do that! *blushing heavily, still struggling to break free*
Mmm, wiggly.
Tasteses like Glory... ::licks again to try and find a better-tasting taste::
Tasteses like Good... ::grumbles::
Good never tasteses good... Tasteses like boring...
*Ptoi!* ::spits out Jordan:: Souls need corrupting firsts, then they tastes better.
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Tasteses like Good... ::grumbles::
Good never tasteses good... Tasteses like boring...
*Ptoi!* ::spits out Jordan:: Souls need corrupting firsts, then they tastes better.
*pants in the ground recovering slowly and moving toward her equipment, takes it up and with some fear and lot of nervousness*
sorry, nothing can be done... the blessing of Iomedae protects my soul.
*shows Iomedae's Birthmark engraved between her breasts and leaves the place*
Whoa...
I thought it said "Are there enough testicles?"
Whoa...
I thought it said "Are there enough testicles?"
Personally I find there to be more than enough testicles.
Testicles can be very dangerous.
Tasteses like Good... ::grumbles::
Good never tasteses good... Tasteses like boring...
*Ptoi!* ::spits out Jordan:: Souls need corrupting firsts, then they tastes better.
*pants in the ground recovering slowly and moving toward her equipment, takes it up and with some fear and lot of nervousness*
sorry, nothing can be done... the blessing of Iomedae protects my soul.
*shows Iomedae's Birthmark engraved between her breasts and leaves the place*
::sticks tongues out at fleeing cleric::
Bring friendses next times, they might tasteses better.
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Testicles can be very dangerous.
Oh yes. Best watch out for those tanuki, they'll knock you out with those things.
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Bring friendses next times, they might tasteses better.
Not her friend, I assure you I don't know that woman.
*repeats the same line three times before the morning rooster sings twice*
Bring friendses next times, they might tasteses better.Not her friend, I assure you I don't know that woman.
*repeats the same line three times before the morning rooster sings twice*
But do you tasteses better?
But do you tasteses better?
*her cheeks color slightly, frozen as she was about to leave* Uhm, you don't actually expect me to answer that, do you? Besides, I'm an acolyte of Shellyn, so I'm uhm... pure too, yeah!... Very!... Pristine!... bad for your health! Yeah that...
Shelyn, bleh. No onses is tasting goods here. All needs corruptings for tastings good.
Ah, thats I can do...
Mwah hah hah...
Shelyn, bleh. No onses is tasting goods here. All needs corruptings for tastings good.
Ah, thats I can do...
Mwah hah hah...
Uhm yeah, yo go do that. Good luck...
*she turns around and sighs in relief at the close call*
*Ptoi!* ::spits out Jordan:: Souls need corrupting firsts, then they tastes better.
I think we can help each other out here. Let me see if I can't spice her up for you.
Or maybe I'll seduce her with Elder Calamares. I'm chaotic like that.
::sticks tentacle into little crack in the wall to find something clothed::
Ooohh no, I'm SO not going there.
Surprised no one's mentioned 'mounted combat' yet. Speaking of...
And grappling.
I have been looking forever for the picture of the Lovers card from the HP Lovecraft-inspired Tarot that came out a few years ago and I can't find it! "twould have been a wonderful part of this thread. Ah well.
LEG, I'm sorry the paladinas didn't taste so good. Were they less filling, at the very least?
I have been looking forever for the picture of the Lovers card from the HP Lovecraft-inspired Tarot that came out a few years ago and I can't find it! "twould have been a wonderful part of this thread. Ah well.
LEG, I'm sorry the paladinas didn't taste so good. Were they less filling, at the very least?
It was the tastes that didn't fill me up and let me down hard. Never go fors light clericses. Not worths it.
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It was the tastes that didn't fill me up and let me down hard. Never go fors light clericses. Not worths it.
*breathes withrelief at leastbelieving she is safe from the monstruous entity... now... she needs away to distract the clown enough soshe can flee the area, see Joanne making her escape and denying her 3 times before the rooster sings twice*
well i supposehere is each for its own... a sad tale indeed
It was the tastes that didn't fill me up and let me down hard. Never go fors light clericses. Not worths it.
Poor thing. Don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty of evil souls around you may find more palateable. What about that jester? He seems wicked enough from here.
*is glad she didn't even had to roll Bluff to convince the Elder God she isn't a cleric, not like she doubts her subterfuge skills anyway*
Sleeps thens... Sleeps until tasty souls come by...
Poor thing. Don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty of evil souls around you may find more palateable. What about that jester? He seems wicked enough from here.
Common enough error. I'm not wicked. Just chaotic misunderstood. With tendencies of a weird childhood.
Came from a broken home.
Tree landed on it. Family was fine, but the house was never the same.
*breathes withrelief at leastbelieving she is safe from the monstruous entity... now... she needs away to distract the clown enough soshe can flee the area, see Joanne making her escape and denying her 3 times before the rooster sings twice*
Ooooh, bunny rabbits!
*Looks at the fluffy little critters, enraptured, apparently paying no heed to the priestess, only to whip his head around when she tries to sidle away*
GOTCHA! Hee hee hee!
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*breathes withrelief at leastbelieving she is safe from the monstruous entity... now... she needs away to distract the clown enough soshe can flee the area, see Joanne making her escape and denying her 3 times before the rooster sings twice*Ooooh, bunny rabbits!
*Looks at the fluffy little critters, enraptured, apparently paying no heed to the priestess, only to whip his head around when she tries to sidle away*
GOTCHA! Hee hee hee!
gah!
*jumps lightly at feeling discovered and tries to make a run for it, already tired from struggling with the Elder God*
GOTCHA! Hee hee hee!gah!
*jumps lightly at feeling discovered and tries to make a run for it, already tired from struggling with the Elder God*
*makes a big shushing noise with a finger on her lips* Shush you two! Little Elder God is sleeping, it was harsh enough for the poor thing to go sleep without dinner.
gah!
*jumps lightly at feeling discovered and tries to make a run for it, already tired from struggling with the Elder God*
*easily keeps pace*
You know, that heavy armour of yours is slowing you down, while my lighter garb doesn't hold me back at all. Why don't you get out of ugly tin can?
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gah!
*jumps lightly at feeling discovered and tries to make a run for it, already tired from struggling with the Elder God**easily keeps pace*
You know, that heavy armour of yours is slowing you down, while my lighter garb doesn't hold me back at all. Why don't you get out of ugly tin can?
*actually the cleric has no armor... the rust moster almost destroys her equiment, she used make whole before lossing it completley, but was unable tomdress again, she is wearing just a light bodysuit of cloth; but still all the running and struggling agaisnt the elder god are making her grow tired and she is slowing down*
but still all the running and struggling agaisnt the elder god are making her grow tired and she is slowing down*
I'll give you the speed you need to escape if you apologize for what you said against Neutral Good alignments.
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but still all the running and struggling agaisnt the elder god are making her grow tired and she is slowing down*I'll give you the speed you need to escape if you apologize for what you said against Neutral Good alignments.
i am sorry i am sorry i was not thinking right, the elder god called me boring, snif!
*Casts Expeditious Retreat*
You look tired. You need to relax. I'm a Certified Relaxation Technician, I can help you.
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*Casts Expeditious Retreat*
You look tired. You need to relax. I'm a Certified Relaxation Technician, I can help you.
*in her tired state KaeYoss has not trouble giving chase and closing for the 'kill' with his enhansed speed, Jordan tries to increase her pace, but she is panting almost at the brunk of her great resistance*
please... just... go... away!
*Casts Expeditious Retreat*
Uhm that was the spell I was about to cast, I guess it's not much use now...