18!
Now we can do all the naughty stuff in this thread, too!
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18!
Now we can do all the naughty stuff in this thread, too!
?_? I don't follow you clown...
and my recent brushes agains Xanesha left me tired for the while of naughty stuff
The thread is of the age of consent.
Am I to take your statment to mean that Xanesha left you worn out from the naughty stuff she did to you!?
Please, tell us more. ;)
?_? I don't follow you clown...18!
Now we can do all the naughty stuff in this thread, too!
In civilised countries, people become adults at the age of 18. (It's actually not the same as the age of consent)
and my recent brushes agains Xanesha left me tired for the while of naughty stuff
But she's just a lowly lamia matriarch!
That must mean that actual brushes were involved and an excess of naughty stuff that makes you tired of more for a time.
*bows with a small florish* Ms. Joanne, how are you, well I hope?
*she smiles kindly* I'm fine, thanks, just coming back from some vacations prescribed to me by a cleric after one really bad day, but I'm better now.
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*bows with a small florish* Ms. Joanne, how are you, well I hope?*she smiles kindly* I'm fine, thanks, just coming back from some vacations prescribed to me by a cleric after one really bad day, but I'm better now.
I'm sorry to hear you've had any day that was not joyous. But glad to have you back with us. :)
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The thread is of the age of consent.
Am I to take your statment to mean that Xanesha left you worn out from the naughty stuff she did to you!?
Please, tell us more. ;)
*blushes profoundly* well I would just say that I was tricked into rescuing a hostage, poor dear Astrid had been dominated by the monstrous lamia... and captured via some dark spell, something to do with shadow tentacles or something of the sort... but I can hardly remember the rest... *which sound as a very bad lie*
fortunately I was rescued an hour later by the a good and dear friend who was able to restore my wisdom, fortunately that temporal lose took whatever memories of the horrible event form my mind.
Joanne, are you ok then?
Joanne, are you ok then?
...let's just say that day isn't over yet, but I'm better now.
fortunately that temporal lose took whatever memories of the horrible event form my mind.
It's okay, I got it all on tape. Xan' asked me to publish it as part of our wildly successful "Cleric Confessions" series.
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Joanne, are you ok then?...let's just say that day isn't over yet, but I'm better now.
good to hear, my best wishes
fortunately that temporal lose took whatever memories of the horrible event form my mind.It's okay, I got it all on tape. Xan' asked me to publish it as part of our wildly successful "Cleric Confessions" series.
ohh goddess... that will be a long video... now I fell less bad about letting Malkfenshor get the jump on her...
ohh goddess... that will be a long video... now I fell less bad about letting Malkfenshor get the jump on her...
She wasn't the only one being jumped by Mal. I refer to scene 3. Oh, and 7.
By the way: Pretty ...flexible for a lawful chick.
GET YOUR COPIES WHILE THEY LAST!
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ohh goddess... that will be a long video... now I fell less bad about letting Malkfenshor get the jump on her...
She wasn't the only one being jumped by Mal. I refer to scene 3. Oh, and 7.
By the way: Pretty ...flexible for a lawful chick.
GET YOUR COPIES WHILE THEY LAST!
*mumbels grumbles, but thanks that they haven't got anything on the cave below thirstletop when Malkfenshor captured her*
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*mumbels grumbles, but thanks that they haven't got anything on the cave below thirstletop when Malkfenshor captured her*ohh goddess... that will be a long video... now I fell less bad about letting Malkfenshor get the jump on her...
She wasn't the only one being jumped by Mal. I refer to scene 3. Oh, and 7.
By the way: Pretty ...flexible for a lawful chick.
GET YOUR COPIES WHILE THEY LAST!
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And here I was worried about your virtue!!
KaeYoss bring the camera...
Ms. Fenix... just act out what happened.
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And here I was worried about your virtue!!
KaeYoss bring the camera...
Ms. Fenix... just act out what happened.
¬¬U
*crossing her arms, not very amused* 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10..
no way...
as I said I was captured... and thanks to the goddess there is nothing to worry about my virtue...
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And here I was worried about your virtue!!
KaeYoss bring the camera...
Ms. Fenix... just act out what happened.¬¬U
*crossing her arms, not very amused* 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10..
no way...
as I said I was captured... and thanks to the goddess there is nothing to worry about my virtue...
*smiles crookedly*
Now Ms. Fenix you know I jest. ;)
GET YOUR COPIES WHILE THEY LAST!
And now that your production is complete and ready for launch, I've come to state my case regarding my ownership of full distribution rights of Iomedae's acts, which includes those done in her name by her clergy.
I'm sure, however, that we can come to an agreement involving a share of profits without the need to take it to the asmodian court, and I may even offer additional distribution channels.
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*smiles crookedly*
Now Ms. Fenix you know I jest. ;)
¬¬ you looked quite "serious"
and Mojo before I you to back off before I apply a "cease and desist", better known as Morningstar of Producer's Bane... and we can send our celestial envoy Doroku, which I have been state is pretty good in her job, watch her resume on your TV good sir
and Mojo before I you to back off before I apply a "cease and desist", better known as Morningstar of Producer's Bane...
Young starlets these days, they think they can just renegotiate their contracts after one succesful pilot episode...
Can I haz free copy?- 4reeview purposesLOL ;)
I'm sure, however, that we can come to an agreement involving a share of profits without the need to take it to the asmodian court, and I may even offer additional distribution channels.
Asmodean Court? I fear we have to let it go to this
My plan to use the priestess's indiscretions to gain entrance into the Nessian Courts by being sued there seem to be working. Once they lower the defenses against chaos, we'll shred the place.
Can I haz free copy?- 4reeview purposesLOL ;)
There's previews on ThouTube.
So I'm late to this thread, but as a another innocent priestess (of Sarenrae in my case), I must protest all the tentacles. We're almost at the end of the campaign, and last session I got the worst end of an encounter with Semignato the worm-devil. He pulled me in the ethereal and worked me over with his three tongue-tentacles and the rest of the party couldn't do anything but watch, or at least that's the story they gave me. Very undignified!
By the middle of the 1st adventure she'd lost her purity, now in the beginning of the 4th she's muttering about taking the AberrationLoved feat.
I'm late to the party, but let me bid you welcome to Nippon, land of the rising fun.
Let your cleric know that I know some people if she wants to switch careers.
In civilised countries, people become adults at the age of 18.
Psh!
Slow learners...
So I'm late to this thread, but as a another innocent priestess (of Sarenrae in my case), I must protest all the tentacles. We're almost at the end of the campaign, and last session I got the worst end of an encounter with Semignato the worm-devil. He pulled me in the ethereal and worked me over with his three tongue-tentacles and the rest of the party couldn't do anything but watch, or at least that's the story they gave me. Very undignified!
Can we haz it uploaded to Thoutube?, plzthnx ;P
for what I hear, our sister has fallen nad needs
I'm not sure what you mean, but it sounds painful!
Whose nads are we talking about?
typo.. i mean 'and' as in 'and needs'
for what I hear, our sister has fallen nad needsI'm not sure what you mean, but it sounds painful!
Whose nads are we talking about?
Remind me to introduce you to a friend of mine. His name is Sigmund Freud. I think he'll like to talk to you about a number of things.
Don't listen to my poor Doktor-Vater. He never made it past the phallic stage due to his fear of castration.
o_O.. then nads mean something?first notice... still I am innocent!
I am typo queen.. so bite me!
If I recall correctly, "nads" was used in the 90's as a shortened term for "Gonads", or something like that.... *gives a short "Beavis and Butthead"-like laugh*
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If I recall correctly, "nads" was used in the 90's as a shortened term for "Gonads", or something like that.... *gives a short "Beavis and Butthead"-like laugh*
er... welll I ... well sometimes I thanks Iomedae I am not native speaker of your tongue... i realize its infused with lots of infernal on it...
o_O.. then nads mean something?first notice... still I am innocent!
I am typo queen.. so bite me!
If I recall correctly, "nads" was used in the 90's as a shortened term for "Gonads", or something like that.... *gives a short "Beavis and Butthead"-like laugh*
I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!! classic.
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And here I was worried about your virtue!!
¬¬U
as I said I was captured... and thanks to the goddess there is nothing to worry about my virtue...
Isn't theres?
Hellos snacks... Has you gotten tasting betters yet?
I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!! classic.
o_O.. then nads mean something?first notice... still I am innocent!
I am typo queen.. so bite me!
If I recall correctly, "nads" was used in the 90's as a shortened term for "Gonads", or something like that.... *gives a short "Beavis and Butthead"-like laugh*
For those that want an audiovideo explanation of the Cornholio
While Boomer's infamous Pants of the Many Monkeys (from rpg super-star "gag items" fame) has monkeys that can speak french, among other things, there are some aberrations out there that can sing in faux-french.
Naturally, despite being unnatural creatures- they can spawn some peculiar variants, as demonstrated here.
If I recall correctly, "nads" was used in the 90's as a shortened term for "Gonads", or something like that.... *gives a short "Beavis and Butthead"-like laugh*er... welll I ... well sometimes I thanks Iomedae I am not native speaker of your tongue... i realize its infused with lots of infernal on it...
The oracle of all things really worth knowing
There's also nadgers.
And I'm not a native speaker, either, but I make point to know the more interesting parts of it lest someone nails me with my ignorance.
Oh, and the "being innocent" part: Yeah right. We've all seen the tape by now.
*blushes* well ok... maybe not that innocent, the other its not my fault... i have been blessed/cursed unable to lose the inocense of my body to represent Iomedae's purity
A limited form of regenerative abilities? Do tell- so does this mean that if we were to excise a part of the body part in question and place it in a cloning vat, we could start on making an army of lawful good clones? *calculating the potential moneymaking opportunities of this venture*
Oh, and the "being innocent" part: Yeah right. We've all seen the tape by now.*blushes* well ok... maybe not that innocent, the other its not my fault... i have been blessed/cursed unable to lose the inocense of my body to represent Iomedae's purity
That's not purity... Heh heh...
That's not purity... Heh heh...Oh, and the "being innocent" part: Yeah right. We've all seen the tape by now.*blushes* well ok... maybe not that innocent, the other its not my fault... i have been blessed/cursed unable to lose the inocense of my body to represent Iomedae's purity
Jordan has a love/hate relationship with language. She probably meant prurience.
For those that want an audiovideo explanation of the Cornholio
This made my day. *Adds to favorites on Youtube*
Jordan has a love/hate relationship with language. She probably meant prurience.yes, thanks
:P
Let me quote the dictionary for you:
prurient [proor-ee-uhnt]
adjective
1. having, inclined to have, or characterized by lascivious or lustful thoughts, desires, etc.
2. causing lasciviousness or lust.
3. having a restless desire or longing.
I'll just call you Lasciel from now on. }>
prurient [proor-ee-uhnt]
adjective
1. having, inclined to have, or characterized by lascivious or lustful thoughts, desires, etc.
2. causing lasciviousness or lust.
3. having a restless desire or longing.
I think I may suffer from this. The definition is self-fulfilling.
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Jordan has a love/hate relationship with language. She probably meant prurience.yes, thanks:P
Let me quote the dictionary for you:
prurient [proor-ee-uhnt]
adjective
1. having, inclined to have, or characterized by lascivious or lustful thoughts, desires, etc.
2. causing lasciviousness or lust.
3. having a restless desire or longing.I'll just call you Lasciel from now on. }>
gah!! damnable clown! by Iomedae's shining sword... I swear I will make justice for this!
*mumble grumble* i meant pure, my body remains pure through my goddess blessing and my mind through deep prayers and meditation!
*swears an Oath by the 11 acts to search a dictionary before acquescing to any word or recomendation made by the clown*
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gah!! damnable clown! by Iomedae's shining sword... I swear I will make justice for this!
*mumble grumble* i meant pure, my body remains pure through my goddess blessing and my mind through deep prayers and meditation!
*swears an Oath by the 11 acts to search a dictionary before acquescing to any word or recomendation made by the clown*
err i think i was praying to hard yesterday... and I was a bit angry... my goddess would kill when she learns I accidentaly impersonated her :S