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I am flattered, but so much has happened. It would take a miniseries at least. If you really want to get some viewers though, Iomedae and I can get into a mudpit. Lawful good epicness at its greatest! And Mojo listens! Just sign here, and you'll be ready for a miniseries -and- a trilogy! *whispering to the Camera* And can someone explain why Iomedae is aligned with the Chelish? I'm not sure, something about a place where she can let the dominating side of her faith be, or so I heard.
Because YOU Demanded it! New from Mojo! The movie that will inflame chests, light fires, and rattle cages all over! ************SANCTIFIED! THE STORY OF THE HARLOT QUEEN************ Find out -what- happened during those days of ordeal in Tar Baphon's captivity! Delve into the reasons why ex-goddess Arazni considered throwing the halo and get a change of career that would drop golarian jaws to the floor! And more important! Take a sneak-peek at her new and improved life... UNCUT! UNCENSORED! Plus! Order Sanctified: Special Collector's Edition now and get free a limited-edition home video of the lovely undead couple: Geb and Arazni sharing their private, quality time with YOU! And that's not all! In these times of crisis, Mojo also delivers affordable streaming so no one is left out! Take your place inside the fire now!
Yeah but he heard Iomedae wanted to work with him again. He also heard I was giving him a better contract, he hears what he wants to hear, except it never happens.
Hey Mojo, some guy named Longshot is waiting for you in the lobby, and it looks like he brought some friends. For the last time, someone tell that blonde there are no plans for an Acts of Iomedae III, I don't care how much he wants another go at her.
Because YOU demanded it! This fall, Mojo Studios dares to look in the -blank pages- between adventures... ----Pathfinder Untold Chronicles---- See Seoni as you've -never- seen her before! Delve into what cheers Merisiel up! Discover Kyra's secret sunshine! And find out the mistery behind the -true- captions in the bath house portrait. Pathfinder Untold Chronicles, this fall... because Mojo cares!
and Mojo before I you to back off before I apply a "cease and desist", better known as Morningstar of Producer's Bane... Young starlets these days, they think they can just renegotiate their contracts after one succesful pilot episode...
GET YOUR COPIES WHILE THEY LAST! And now that your production is complete and ready for launch, I've come to state my case regarding my ownership of full distribution rights of Iomedae's acts, which includes those done in her name by her clergy. I'm sure, however, that we can come to an agreement involving a share of profits without the need to take it to the asmodian court, and I may even offer additional distribution channels.
So....what role does Longshot have in this production? Longshot fans can be assured you'll see more of him in this movie, but I'll let you guys find out as to his role, he appears in act three and, for not being in the protagonic role this time, he had no complains at all. What's more, he was particularly insistent in doing his own 'stunts'. why do I feel this is not the right portrayal of my goddess gospel? *he looks at the cleric with a greedy grin* Young lady, ever considered doing television?
The higher the rise, the harder the fall! Buy now the Eleven Acts of... wait, wrong planet... call me back when you've discovered telecommunications
I know my public and I'm constantly working on expanding my demographic. As a matter of fact, thank you for leading me here. Enjoy two free months of our premium channels as part of our 'refer a planet' program. and I suppose the blue-rays tell her long story of success battling evil, good give me 2 copies She struggles, and even wins in the end, just don't show it to your children, I'm interested in keeping a long, profittable relationship with this planet, and that includes the ACMA.
And it takes considerable skill to climb the career ladder on your knees ;-) Yes! Because -you- demanded it! Mojo studios proudly presents the sequel to our famous medieval blockbuster: THE ELEVEN ACTS OF IOMEDAE PART II: CLEANING UP AFTER YOUR ACT Be a witness to our favorite goddess of Justice work -miracles- once again... this time in Blu Ray! See her courage explode out of the screen like only in the movie theaters of old, and see the gods themselves be blessed once again with divine justice! Order now the Blu Ray special edition and get with your purchase a conmemorative Chaos Beast Furby. Offer valid while supplies last. Not for sale to minors. |