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Jack, most GMs don't bother with that-- gathering that info is a pain, and some players (like me!) have a tendency to mis-count, so the GM would have to update the sheet when it's done, and... ick.

Uwu goes to Absalom and sneaks around!

Excellent, many thanks! I had a lot of fun.

I'm trying to trim down my game obligations for a while, but if anyone specifically wants to play with Uwu again, send me a PM. Available by special request!

It weawwy does!!! òwó

Side note: is it possible to do a Day Job untrained?

One of my groups decided to take on the minotaur at full health rather than let Janira run away with it.

Thankfully we had a few folks capable of Enlarge Person, an Elven Branched Spear, and some lucky rolls. We tore him to pieces and only took one hit (which, admittedly, knocked out our Paladin... but that Paladin has been knocked out in 90% of our fights since then, so that's nothing special).

10/10, would never do again!

"Uwu Cave," nods Uwu sagely.

She takes note of Kiyoko's ability to stay standing even when struck with an axe by a minotaur over twice her size. Samuwai... so dangewous...

Uwu isn't necessarily the worst person to make the check, but conversely, she very well might be. Anybody else?

"You bettew wun!!" howls Uwu, shaking her tiny fist as the minotaur flees. "I was just about to unweash my secwet jutsu!!!"

Not gonna lie, this minotaur fight is rough and I'm glad our friendly neighborhood Jack is level 2!

"Den we would be weaving Janiwa awone with him!!!" protests Uwu, grabbing her kusarigama and stepping forward, chain swinging.

Unfortunately, with the minotaur's reach, she can't safely use her combat maneuvers...

Oh well.

Chain End + Flanking: 1d20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 2 = 8

The weighted ball on the end of the chain thuds uselessly into the ground.

Uwu works on getting into position, launching another shuriken at the big fella.

Fight Defensively: Shuriken: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Prrrrobably not?
1 damage if it hits.

Skipping the roll since I can't lose a DC10 jump with a +9. Let me know if you want the roll anyway to see how many flips she does :P

She grabs a few throwing stars and lowers her stance.

"Come get me! I wiww avenge Janiwa fow the honow of ouw cwan!! òwó"

Ah, gotcha. I actually just picked up the PDF this past week (I was going to GM it locally) and couldn't recall whether she was hoping to shut it down quickly (fighting normally), hedging her bets (FD), or just trying to stay alive (TD).

Most people forget about Fight Defensively and Total Defense, but as someone who played a Halfling Megatank, it's always on my mind :D

Is that with Janira Fighting Defensively or taking Total Defense at this point? (Would only skew numbers by ~10% or ~20%, I would assume, but...)

Of course, it is simply possible that I've been "lucky" :P

That's the first time I've seen Janira go down without it being a crit, actually. Maybe she'll actually survive???

Uwu gasps at the sight, and is off like a light.

Her feet carry her quickly, as Janira looks sickly.

"Dis way, Janiwa!!!" Uwu's voice fills their ear-a's.

Of course, she runs with her upper body tilted forward, arms held out behind her.

Whoops! When I checked the thread, it was on my phone, so I couldn't make a movement. I'll be goin' momentarily!

Level 1 is for experimenting, after all, since you can rebuild your PC as many times as you'd like until you play them at level 2!

Wherever they are, they’ve suddenly taken damage!

Uwu steps forward, hurling her vial of alchemist's fire at the space past the blob!

Alch. Fire into melee, through cover: 1d20 + 5 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 5 - 4 - 4 = 2

...Well, maybe.

Truth be told, I don't know if that's accurate. I'm running on an assumption here ;D

Uwu gasps at the sight; figuring that weapon attacks aren't going to be very effective, but hoping to move quickly enough to take it unawares(?????), the little ninja trots forward and pulls a flask of acid from her bandolier.

"You oughta use this!! òwó" she offers.

I don't have the +1 BAB required to draw a weapon on the move yet, so no chance of getting it off this turn for me D: but feel free to grab it from her if you'd like! She's got a spare alchy fire.

"She must be weawwy bad at hiding..."

"Secwet tunnew! Thwough the mountaiiiiin!" whisper-sings Uwu as they ascend.

At hearing the halfling's voice, she gasps: "owo what's this???"

Uwu retrieves a bit of writing tools and jots down some good spots for being sneaky in the city, muttering to herself.

"I am dawkness... I am da night..."

Uwu puts a piece of paper in the model. Nothing happens. Maybe what she wrote was not very wise.

William puts a piece of paper in the model. His writing appears wiser. The party gets a +1 competence bonus on Knowledge checks made to identify the abilities and weaknesses of creatures.

Uwu does not notice that the temporary buff was not added to her character sheet until the more capable scholar added his own wisdom, and pats William on the elbow.

"Thank u fow twying, punkin spice fwiendo, but I think I had it covewed," she says condescendingly, nodding sagely.

Some of them need rolls (like the Craft one needs a DC5), but others don't.

Uwu taps her chin before taking a scrap of paper from Janira's backpack, scribbling a note on it, then folding it and placing it in the appropriate location.

Ninja'd! But you could throw an aid in as well.

Actually, you got samurai'd. Uwu is merely staring in fascination!

Y’all should know that y’all is singular OR plural!

Uwu pilfers a straw. She's pretty sure it's the best one this time!

Amulet: 1d100 ⇒ 37
Ring: 1d100 ⇒ 2

She is, of course, probably wrong.

She doesn't have much to say about the army of undead gillmen.

"Dat's just a spoopy man in a mask. Pwobabwy twying to scawe investows so he can buy the cave at a bawgain pwice," Uwu tells herself.

Uwu scurries past Jack's axe and legs, hopping over the reclining undead--

Acrobatics vs. AoO's: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24

--sorry, doing a flip over the reclining undead, bringing her sickle down on it as she lands!

Kama End of Kusarigama + Flanking: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
Crit + Flanking?: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Hey, maybe that's still a crit-- prone creatures in melee are easier to hit, after all!
Kama Damage: 1d4 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + (2) = 4
Crit Damage If Applicable: 1d4 ⇒ 3

My movement is limited, but my Acrobatics are excellent, so I'll be moving into the room and dodging AoO's next turn... assuming we haven't destroyed the remaining zombos by then. That should free up some space!

Uwu's little feet carry her forward, twirling around Stavarg before moving up behind Jack, chain twirling.

"On youw weft!" she chimes, lashing out with the weighted end of the chain.

Trip vs. Yellow: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (18) - 1 = 17

Oh shoot-- either they fayste or we all rolled poorly.

Dice, man! Can't trust 'em.

May everything go as well as it can!

William holds his cane up and swings it in an arc, causing a blade to extend from it, turning it into a scythe. "And my scythe!"

”Oooo that’s coow...”

She grabs her kusarigama, but leaves a hand free for shuriken as they ready themselves for glorious combat.

Uwu should generally be near the front—ideal situation is for her to go before enemies and start close enough to TWF some shurikens into them, but failing that, she can grab her kusarigama and get info flanking ASAP.

Boomer wrote:

Boomer pulls his earth breaker from his back, "You have m...my hammer!"

Warrior: I will avenge my brother's death!

Elf: You have my bow
Dwarf: And my axe
Necromancer: And your brother!

That's one way to raise a family!

Uwu pulls out eight shuriken-- as many as she can hold between her fingers.

"And my ninja death staws!" she says, as six of them clatter to the ground. She waits for everyone to turn around before she scoops them back up and stows them in her pocket.

As a quick note, I think Kiyoko drew the best straw and thus gets to use the cloak?

I just realized this is going to be a problem. Unfortunately, Uwu is not smart enough to.

"Monstews?" says Uwu. "Pwease teww us mowe about them!"

Of course, she's got everything but her eyes hidden behind a facemask...

Uwu peeks out from behind a stalagmite.

”Deaf?” she asks, tapping her chin.

She steps out and walks up behind the gillman.

”Hewwo?”

Left side is the area with the Arodenite portraits/inscriptions/murals, right area is the one that's been described with the pool, the gillman, and the mini-Absalom (and a few of us are entering now).

Uwu gasps at the sight; between the strange lights, miniature Absalom, and cavey sights, it's a pretty picture. She starts moving forward...

...and then spots the humanoid. With a gasp, she takes cover, then sneaky-sneaks her way toward them, ducking behind any available obstacles on her way.

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23

Uwu nods. "So be it," she says, crossing her arms and looking petulant.

"You know," he says slowly, "we could probably send Don in first to scout around."

Uwu tries very hard to look offended, but it's hard to do when you're covered in ninja gear with a V on the headband and a cat's smile painted on the facemask.

Cloak Roll: 1d100 ⇒ 60

Hey, solid!

Uwu nods, drawing a straw that can be described as the "Uwu of straws." Mostly because it's short. The tiny ninja wrapping on it is largely coincidental.