squee!
I declarwe this thwead full of fail!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I concur!
Words suck, Gramer is a tool of fascism and we only spell celerity the way we do, because shakespear wrote it that way. Long live the living language.
What a load of old crap!
Hey ain't you supposed to be helping your master crank out his overdue setting? Quit nyucking off!
What's going on here?
this is too caotic
we must bring order to this place, but not like the evil secret police abusing its power... we need order and civilization
but foremost... justiceso any more threath of vandalism will be meet with my sword and the faith of my goddess
How can you preach Order.
Order = Sameness.Sameness = Stagnation.
Stagnation = Death.
On the other hand, Chaos is the way to go.
Chaos = Change.
Change = Growth.
Growth = Life.
<antennae twitching in the hope of food>
Hey ain't you supposed to be helping your master crank out his overdue setting? Quit nyucking off!
Nope. I just gotta swim around menacing stuff.
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Another Statue for me to poop on.
It's the pants!
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Doesn't anyone love me anymore?
Darn right they do!
I find your lack of faith.....disturbifying.
I just wish business would pick up.
I wish more people would help me help them.
I'm sorry I eat all your beachgoers...
I wish I had a cobbler.
I'm sorry I eat all your beachgoers...
It keeps the citizens on land in within the borders, at least.
I DEMAND SQUEEZY CHEESE!
I demand all to kneel down before the almighty Sebastian and shower him in the praise he so rightly deserves! It's your duty and privilege to serve him! ...Someone, quickly, go make him a sandwich!
I demand all to kneel down before the almighty Sebastian and shower him in the praise he so rightly deserves! It's your duty and privilege to serve him! ...Someone, quickly, go make him a sandwich!
That's right, all praise to me.
I demand all to kneel down before the almighty Sebastian and shower him in the praise he so rightly deserves! It's your duty and privilege to serve him! ...Someone, quickly, go make him a sandwich!That's right, all praise to me.
Death to the false God! Begone heathen! There is only one true Sebastian!
I'd totally post more if I could get off my ass to do so.
Death to the false God! Begone heathen! There is only one true Sebastian!Weren't you supposed to convert to my cult?
*looks around suspiciously*
Um.. really? When was that, and why? I forgot..?
Death to the false God! Begone heathen! There is only one true Sebastian!Weren't you supposed to convert to my cult?*looks around suspiciously*
Um.. really? When was that, and why? I forgot..?
Enough stalling false-god worshiper. It is time to assimilate into a Jack.
You kids shut up and get back home now! I'll show you some god with the back of my hand!
Hi ladies!
I just ate 1.5 tortas ahogadas
Enough stalling false-god worshiper. It is time to assimilate into a Jack.Death to the false God! Begone heathen! There is only one true Sebastian!Weren't you supposed to convert to my cult?*looks around suspiciously*
Um.. really? When was that, and why? I forgot..?
*still looking around suspiciously for any eavesdroppers*
No, seriously.. when was that.. I cannot recall when or why..
You kids shut up and get back home now! I'll show you some god with the back of my hand!
*punts the flaming skull like a football*
You kids shut up and get back home now! I'll show you some god with the back of my hand!*punts the flaming skull like a football*
Uses said skull as a niffty foot rest
Hi ladies!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S!ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S!
this is too caotic
we must bring order to this place, but not like the evil secret police abusing its power... we need order and civilization
but foremost... justiceso any more threath of vandalism will be meet with my sword and the faith of my goddess
"Bleedy rat guts, lady, you've ever seen order, right? Ain't no fun, like!"
Hi ladies!ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S!
Daddy?
Quit smoking the grass! Dar hippies!
Joey: So, what happens when you're wrong?
straw man: Well, Joey, I'm never wrong.
Joey: But you can't always be right.
straw man: Well, if it's your job to be right, then you're never wrong.
Joey: But what if you are wrong?
straw man: Okay, let's say that you're defending chocolate and I'm defending vanilla. Now, if I were to say to you, "Vanilla's the best flavor ice cream", you'd say …?
Joey: "No, chocolate is."
straw man: Exactly. But you can't win that argument. So, I'll ask you: So you think chocolate is the end-all and be-all of ice cream, do you?
Joey: It's the best ice cream; I wouldn't order any other.
straw man: Oh. So it's all chocolate for you, is it?
Joey: Yes, chocolate is all I need.
straw man: Well, I need more than chocolate. And for that matter, I need more than vanilla. I believe that we need freedom and choice when it comes to our ice cream, and that, Joey Naylor, that is the definition of liberty.
Joey: But that's not what we're talking about.
straw man: Ah, but that's what I'm talking about.
Joey: But … you didn't prove that vanilla's the best.
straw man: I didn't have to. I proved that you're wrong, and if you're wrong, I'm right.
Joey: But you still didn't convince me.
Now now, everyone play nice, I don't want someone to hurt my little boy's feelings!
Now now, everyone play nice, I don't want someone to hurt my little boy's feelings!
Feelings? What are those?
Chaos = Change.
Change = Growth.
Growth = Life.
Hooray!!
Oooooh, I created this alias just for this thread. Speaking of word games, anyone know what I'm playing off of with this alias?
Two cool points if you get the answer right.
*Trips out and gets freaky with a saucer full of secrets*
Meoooowwww...
Hi ladies!
lol
for some reason
i thought that was just really funny
Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!
AHh but I don't wanna go home