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adoY ym htiw hO
emit fo dne eht llit seivom eseht gnikam eb ll'I syaS
ngis ot dah I tcartnoc mret-gnol ehT

yarg dna dlo m'I llit' trap siht gniyalp eb ll'I
yad emos kcab gnimoc eb ll'I taht wonk I tuB
sseug I adoY evael ot evah annog m'I oS
ssem a ni tog yllaer sdneirf ym draeh I ,lleW

adoY oy-oy-oy-oY
adoY ym ,hO
"deyolpmenu eb ll'uoy neht ,mih llik uoy fi ,rebmemer tuB
deyonna uoy tog yllaer s'redaV htraD wonk I"

adoY oy-oy-oy-oY
adoY ym ,hO
"ediug ruoy eb ecroF eht tel ,yartsa og ot trats uoy fi dnA
edis rekrad eht morf yawa yats ,ekuL" ,dias eH

dias adoY tahw tegrof t'now I ,tub
daeh ym no doots I elihW
skcor emos detfil I
xob a pu dekcip I
ecroF eht desu I oS

adoY oy-oy-oy-oY
adoY oy-oy-oy-oY
adoY

adoY oy-oy-oy-oY
adoY oy-oy-oy-oY
adoY ym htiW
niaga revo lla trats annog m'I ekil skool ti oS
neB htiw eugra dluow taht dnik eht ton m'I lleW

"ecroF eht uoy wohs ll'eh dna adoY ot oG" ,dias eH
esruoc fo ,thgiarts em tes eh ,naW ibO tuB
erofeb ideJ a neeb reve reven ev'I dnA
erofeb keew a tsuj emoh tfel I ,lleW

adoY oy-oy-oy-oY
adoY oy-oy-oy-oY
adoY ym ,hO
dnah sih gnisiar yb tsuj ria eht ni em tfil nac eh woH
dnatsrednu t'nac I tub ,bmud ton m'I ,lleW

adoY oy-oy-oy-oY
adoY ym ,hO
neerg dna delknirw s'eh tub ,teppum a ekil skool ohw yug A
nees reven t'nia I tub ,dnuora neeb ev'I ,lleW

adoY oy-oy-oy-oY
adoY ,A-D-O-Y
"adoY" dias eh eciov ypsar a ni dna eman sih mih deksa I
gol a no ereht gnittis tnur elttil eht was I

ados ,A-D-O-S
ados detanobrac tnaig a ekil emit eht lla selbbub ti erehW
habogaD ni nwod pmaws a ni mih tem I

,,ıpǝſ ɐ ǝq ɐuuoƃ ɯ,I uooS,, ,uıʎɐS
ǝʎqpooƃ ʎɯɯoɯ sıɥ pǝssıʞ puɐ ǝɯoɥ sıɥ ʇɟǝl ǝɥ pu∀
ʎɹɟ llɐɯs ɐ ʇsnɾ s,ǝɥ ʍou - ɹǝʇɐl ʎɐpǝɯos ɹǝpɐΛ ǝq ʎɐW
ʎnƃ uıʞɐu∀ ǝɹǝɥ sıɥʇ ʎɯ ʎW
˙˙˙ ,uıƃuıs ǝɹǝʍ ǝM

,,ıpǝſ ɐ ǝq ɐuuoƃ ɯ,I uooS,,
,,ıpǝſ ɐ ǝq ɐuuoƃ ɯ,I uooS,, ,uıʎɐS
ǝʎqpooƃ ʎɯɯoɯ sıɥ pǝssıʞ puɐ ǝɯoɥ sıɥ ʇɟǝl ǝɥ pu∀
ʎɹɟ llɐɯs ɐ ʇsnɾ s,ǝɥ ʍou - ɹǝʇɐl ʎɐpǝɯos ɹǝpɐΛ ǝq ʎɐW
ʎnƃ uıʞɐu∀ ǝɹǝɥ sıɥʇ ʎɯ ʎW
˙˙˙ ,uıƃuıs sɐʍ I pu∀

ʎoq sıɥʇ uıɐɹʇ ll,I ssǝnƃ I
ʇsoɥƃ ɐ s,ǝɥ puɐ ǝɹǝɥ llıʇs ɯ,I 'llǝM
ʇsɐoʇ s,ǝɥ ʍou puɐ lnɐW ɥʇɹɐp ɥʇıʍ dn ʇǝW
ʇsoɯ ǝɹıɯpɐ I ıpǝſ ǝɥʇ pu∀
uǝʞoɹq ǝɹǝʍ spıoɹp ǝlʇʇɐq ǝɥ┴
,uıʞɐoɹɔ ǝɹǝʍ sʞloɟ ɟo ʇol ∀
pǝıɹɟ sʇolıd ǝɯos puɐ dn ʍǝlq sdıɥs ǝɯoS
pǝıp sunƃunפ ǝɯos puǝ ǝɥʇ uı pu∀
ʎɐp ǝɥʇ pǝʌɐs puɐ ǝuɐld sıɥ ʍǝlɟ ʇoɥsʇoH ǝlʇʇı˥
ǝɹoɟǝq llɐ ʇɐ ƃuol ʇ,usɐʍ ʇı pu∀
ɹɐʍ ɔıdǝ ʇɐɥʇ uı ʇɥƃnoɟ llɐ ǝM
ʎɐʇs oʇ pǝʞıl ǝʌ,plnoʍ ʎlʞuɐɹɟ I
oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ɐlɐpıɯ∀ uǝǝnQ ǝsnɐƆ,
ooqɐN oʇ ʞɔɐq ǝpıɹ ɐ ʇɥƃnɐɔ ǝM

,,ıpǝſ ɐ ǝq ɐuuoƃ ɯ,I uooS,,
,,ıpǝſ ɐ ǝq ɐuuoƃ ɯ,I uooS,, ,uıʎɐS
ǝʎqpooƃ ʎɯɯoɯ sıɥ pǝssıʞ puɐ ǝɯoɥ sıɥ ʇɟǝl ǝɥ pu∀
ʎɹɟ llɐɯs ɐ ʇsnɾ s,ǝɥ ʍou - ɹǝʇɐl ʎɐpǝɯos ɹǝpɐΛ ǝq ʎɐW
ʎnƃ uıʞɐu∀ ǝɹǝɥ sıɥʇ ʎɯ ʎW
˙˙˙ ,uıƃuıs sɐʍ ǝH

,,ʎoq sıɥʇ ɥɔɐǝʇ llıʍ llıʇs I,,
,,ɹɐǝ ʎʇuıod ɹnoʎ uı ʇı ʞɔıʇs ʇsnſ,,
,,ǝɹǝɥ uǝʇsıl ʍoN,, pıɐs uoפ-ınQ pu∀
ɹɐǝɟ ɥɔnɯ ɯıɥ uı pǝsuǝs ɐpo⅄ ǝsnɐɔǝq
pıqɹoɟ ʎǝɥʇ ƃuıuıɐɹʇ 'ɥO
pıʞ ǝɥʇ pǝʍǝıʌɹǝʇuı ʎǝɥ┴
¿ǝɔɹoℲ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɔuɐlɐq ƃuıɹq ǝɥ plnoƆ
ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo 'pǝssǝɹdɯı sɐʍ lıɔunoƆ ǝɥʇ 'ɥO
ʎɔǝɥdoɹd ʇɐɥʇ llıɟlnɟ ʇɥƃıɯ ǝɥ pu∀
ǝlɐɔs ǝɥʇ ɟɟo ǝɹǝʍ suɐıɹolɥɔ-ıpıɯ sıɥ ʍoH
ǝlɐʇ ǝɥʇ ploʇ ǝʍ puɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ɯıɥ ʞooʇ ǝʍ oS
ǝq plnoɔ ʎoq ǝɥʇ pooƃ ʍoɥ ǝǝs o┴
ʇuɐʍ plnoʍ ʍǝuʞ ǝʍ lıɔunoƆ ıpǝſ ǝɥ┴
ʇuɐɔsnɹoƆ oʇ ʇoƃ ʎllɐuıɟ ǝʍ ʍoN

,,ıpǝſ ɐ ǝq ɐuuoƃ ɯ,I uooS,,
,,ıpǝſ ɐ ǝq ɐuuoƃ ɯ,I uooS,, ,uıʎɐS
ǝʎqpooƃ ʎɯɯoɯ sıɥ pǝssıʞ puɐ ǝɯoɥ sıɥ ʇɟǝl ǝɥ pu∀
ʎɹɟ llɐɯs ɐ ʇsnɾ s,ǝɥ ʍou - ɹǝʇɐl ʎɐpǝɯos ɹǝpɐΛ ǝq ʎɐW
ʎnƃ uıʞɐu∀ ǝɹǝɥ sıɥʇ ʎɯ ʎW
˙˙˙ ,uıƃuıs pǝʇɹɐʇs ǝM

ʎoq ɹno sɐʍ ʇı 'sǝʎ ɥO
ǝɔɐld ʇsɹıɟ uıʍ plnoʍ oɥʍ ʍǝuʞ I 'llǝM
ǝɔɐɹ ʇɐɥʇ ɟɟo pǝʇɹɐʇs ɐqqɐſ ǝʇnuıɯ ǝɥʇ pu∀
ǝɔɐ ,uıʎlɟ ʇuǝɔsǝqndǝɹd ɐ sɐʍ ǝH
oʍʇ ɹo ɹǝƃɐʍ ɐ ǝpɐɯ ǝʍ oS
ǝnɹʇ s,ʇı 'ǝʞoɹq ǝɹǝʍ ǝʍ pu∀
oƃ uɐɔ pod sıɥ ʇsɐɟ ʍoɥ pɹɐǝɥ ǝʌ,I pu∀
OԀƐ-Ɔ ʇlınq ǝɥ ʍouʞ I 'llǝM
ʎɐpǝɯos ɹǝɥ ʎɹɹɐɯ ɐuuoƃ ʎlqɐqoɹd s,ǝɥ 'ɥɐǝ⅄
uǝǝʇɹnoɟ s,ǝɥs puɐ ǝuıu ʇsnɾ s,ǝɥ ɥƃnoɥ┴
uǝǝnb ǝɥʇ uo ƃuıʇʇıɥ ɯıɥ ǝǝs noʎ op 'ɥ∀
ʎɐs ʎǝɥʇ 'ǝɔɹoℲ ǝɥʇ ǝsn uɐɔ ǝɥ ʇnq
ǝʌɐɥs oʇ ɥƃnouǝ plo uǝʌǝ ʇ,usI
ǝʌɐls pɹɐʎʞunɾ sıɥʇ ʍouʞ noʎ pıp

,,ıpǝſ ɐ ǝq ɐuuoƃ ɯ,I uooS,,
,,ıpǝſ ɐ ǝq ɐuuoƃ ɯ,I uooS,, ,uıʎɐS
ǝʎqpooƃ ʎɯɯoɯ sıɥ pǝssıʞ puɐ ǝɯoɥ sıɥ ʇɟǝl ǝɥ pu∀
ʎɹɟ llɐɯs ɐ ʇsnɾ s,ǝɥ ʍou - ɹǝʇɐl ʎɐpǝɯos ɹǝpɐΛ ǝq ʎɐW
ʎnƃ uıʞɐu∀ ǝɹǝɥ sıɥʇ ʎɯ ʎɯ ɥO

˙˙˙ʎoq sıɥʇ punoɟ ǝʍ ǝɹǝɥʍ s,ʇɐɥ┴
ǝuıooʇɐ┴ uo dn punoʍ llɐ ǝM
uǝǝnQ ǝɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ pǝǝɥ┴ oʇ ʇuǝʍ ǝʍ pu∀
ǝuǝɔs ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ oƃuoq ɐ ʞooʇ ǝM
ssɐN ssoq puɐ ɹɐſ ɹɐſ ʇǝɯ uǝɥ┴
sɐƃ ʇɐɥʇ ɯoɹɟ pǝdɐɔsǝ ǝM
sn llıʞ oʇ pǝıɹʇ puɐ sɹoop ǝɥʇ pǝʞɔol ʎǝɥ┴
sn llıɹɥʇ ʇ,upıp ʇı 'ǝsuodsǝɹ ɹıǝɥʇ ʇnq
ʞɔɐls ǝlʇʇıl ɐ ɯǝɥʇ ƃuıʇʇnɔ ǝqʎɐW
oʇuı uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ ǝɥʇ ʞlɐʇ plnoƆ
uuıſ uoפ-ınQ puɐ ǝɯ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ I pu∀
ʞɔɐʇʇɐ uɐ ɹǝpun sɐʍ ooqɐN
ʎɐʍɐ ɹɐɟ ʎxɐlɐƃ ɐ uI
oƃɐ ǝɯıʇ ƃuol 'ƃuol ∀

.sdrawkcab siht yas tsuM

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Dang, the mirror just shattered on my head. Does this mean I get seven years of bad luck?

Five years, maybe.

.gninihw pots non fo sraey eviF

!thgir t'nsi taht tiaW ..yawyna flesmih stih eh taht os eid ti tel dna ton dluohs ew kniht I

it's fabulous!

?drawrof tiarts os mees gnihtyreve seod yhW

Smurf

sdrawkcab

.enoz wodahs eht ot kcab og hO

.sdrawkcaB os si ecalp sihT

Anyone reading it now is probably scratching their head and wondering if I've lost mine.

:-/

You can not loose what you do not have not get off my property you claim jumper.

Ice-fire, now we're cooking.

Yeah' don't fall off.

Go, Home.

you can all go home now, nothing to see here.

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

That reminds me of the time I was fighting this guy with three nipples.

I put a kobold in a pillowcase and beat him to death with it.
Not quite James Bond smooth, but....I roll like that.

At least you didn't beat him with your golden gun.

That thing was real? I thought it was a cigarette lighter or something.

Wasn't a very efficient weapon actually, only held one round.

"That's all I need."

Whatever. Report for pwning, you three-nippled freak of nature.

but, but, I don't wanna be pwned.

'I think I'll have another one'
-We aint got no more-
'What do ya mean you ain't got no more liqour'
-We aint got no more, go home-
'What do ya mean go home, what am I supposed to do... get on a horse and ride back to LA?'
-They've got no horse-
'What do you mean-they got no horse?'

-there's no HORSE-
'the hell you say...'
"suffer!"

I'm blind in Texas, the lone star is hot tonight

~SMURF~

oh how can this be (14)

That none can see(14)

Snarf

Ya'll Nuts!

Oh Smurf it all!

Oh to the Glue factory with him and all his clones.

I know we can get rid of the Human Fighter and replace him with a Female Half-Orc fighter.

I'm pretty sure you'll be seeing more indeed on this line; the Varisia version is appearing in the Player's Guide to Rise of the Runelords (and actually showed up already in the sample PDF we put up on our blog a few days ago).

I noticed that you had some of this in Bloodswornvale as well, any chance we will be seeing an Ecologies of Varisia book in a year or so?

I was actually hoping for more along the lines of the "Forest Fauna" on page 7 of Hollow's last hope. The Giant Moorsnake is a great touch as well as the Razorcrow. These are things I look for in a setting. In Kansas we have the legend of the Jayhawk and of the Jackelope. I'd like to see more along this line.